《Elizabeth Liones x Male Reader - Return of the Eighth》Part I
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(M/n): *Looks at his left* Hmm.
When (M/n) looked at his left, he finds a sign that says the following:
(M/n): "The Boar Hat". *Nods his head* Yup, this is the place.
With that said and done, (M/n) then opens the door and enters the bar, only to find the place to be completely empty. He was really shocked by this because when this joint arrived at town yesterday, it was packed to the point where there had to be tables set outside. But now, the place looks like a ghost town.
Maybe it's because they're still closed right now? Or maybe all the employees are on break and will go back to work shortly. Overall, you couldn't find anyone inside until a certain young man will prove you wrong in just a momen-
????: *Appears behind (M/n)* Hey there!!
(M/n): *Jumps in surprise* EEEEEP!!
(M/n): *Looks at behind him* W-Who're you!?
Meliodas: *Offers to shake hands* I'm , proud owner of The Boar Hat.
(M/n)(In thoughts): Wait, this kid's name is ""? He can't be the actual thi-
????: HEY!! WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE!?
Upon hearing this sudden voice, (M/n) looks towards the kitchen’s door and finds a pig. A talking pig. As in bacon that can actually speak english.
????: *Walks up to (M/n) and Meliodas* Can't a pig eat his scraps in peace?
*Awkward silence occurs*
(M/n): *Looks at the pig dumbfounded* Th-The pig is talking.
????: *Looks at (M/n)* Uh, yeah!! I am talking. Haven't you seen a talking pig before?
(M/n): *Shakes head in reply* N-No.
(M/n)(In thoughts): First this bar comes to town out of the blue and now I'm hearing a pig that can speak. Can this day get any weirder?
Meliodas: Anyways. *Looks at (M/n)* What can I do for ya?
(M/n): *Remembers upon hearing the question* Oh!! Right!!
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(M/n): *Looks at Meliodas* I'm here to pick up some liquor for a pal of mine, . Know him?
Meliodas: *Thinks for a moment* Oh yeah!! I remember him. He came over here yesterday and asked if I can sell him some of my best alcohol.
(M/n): Yup, that's him alright.
Meliodas: Take a seat, I'll go get it.
(M/n): *Nods in reply* Sure.
With that said and done, Meliodas then heads for the storage room to fetch Grandpa Floyd's liquor while (M/n) took a seat at the counter.
(M/n): *Yawns a bit* I'm bored.
(M/n): *Looks at the pig* Mind giving me some entertainment, pork belly?
????: *Angered expression appears on his head* WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?
(M/n): *Raises an eyebrow in confusion* What's with the attitude? Can't take a simple joke?
Hawk: IT AIN'T FUNNY WHEN YA CALL ME SOMETHING RELATED TO FOOD, JERK!!
(M/n)(In thoughts): Hmm, tough crowd then.
???? #2: Hawk please!!
(M/n): *Looks to the kitchen’s door* Huh?
????: *Looks at Hawk in disappointment* Don't yell at him. It's not very nice.
Hawk: *Looks at her* What!? He called me "pork belly" just now, !!
Elizabeth: Regardless, that doesn't give you the right to yell at our customers.
Hawk: *Looks at the ground with a pouty face* Whatever, I'm go back tothe kitchen to do what I do best; eating scraps.
After saying this, Hawk then takes his leave and goes back to the kitchen, leaving you and the girl named "" the only ones around. This beautiful young lady has long silver hair, blue eyes, a blue earring attached to her left ear, and wears what appears to be a purple buttoned shirt with a black ribbon, a dark miniskirt, one black stocking on her left leg, and one shoe that is white while the other was black.
She is pretty, (M/n) have to admit, but the outfit she was wearing is kinda odd. It's as if it was given to her by someone with the dirtiest mind our hero had ever seen. Not only that, (M/n) is also impressed that Elizabeth is brave enough to wear something like this, even during work hours.
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Elizabeth: *Walks up to (M/n)* Sorry about Hawk's behavior just now.
(M/n): I-It's fine. Not the first time I've been yelled at anyways.
Elizabeth: Would you like something to drink?
(M/n): Just water, thank you.
Elizabeth: *Nods to (M/n)’s answer* Okay.
Elizabeth then walks to the back of the counter and fetches a cup and a pitcher filled with drinking water.
Elizabeth: *Places cup on the counter* What's your name?
(M/n): . And your name is correct?
Elizabeth: *Pours water into cup* That’s right. How did you know?
(M/n): I overheard your conversation with pork chop earlier.
Hawk(In kitchen): I HEARD THAT!!
Elizabeth: *Gives (M/n) his cup of water* Here you go.
(M/n): *Takes cup* Thank you.
Elizabeth: So, what brings you here, (M/n)?
(M/n): *Looks at Elizabeth* I'm just here picking up some liquor for a friend of mine. *Drinks his water*
Elizabeth: I see.
????: *She and three others enter the bar* We're hooooooooooooome!!
Elizabeth: *Notices the individuals* Oh!! Welcome back, everyone!!
(M/n): Hmm? *Turns to the individuals* Who's she talking to-
When (M/n) turned around to see who Elizabeth was talking to, his eyes widened in shock at the people he was looking at. From here, our hero thought he was just nuts today and that the guys and gals in front of him are not the people he knows.
But no matter how hard he tried, it proved useless.
(M/n): I-It can't be.
???? #2: *Looks at (M/n)* Who are you?
(M/n): *Looks at the right* D-Diane?
Diane: *Eyes widen in shock* Wh-Wha!?
(M/n): G-GOWTHER!? MERLIN!? KING!? IS THAT YOU!?
Elizabeth: *Looks at (M/n) confused* Um, is something wrong, (M/n)?
Meliodas: *Comes back with a box full of alcohol* Here ya go!! *Looks at (M/n)* All the liquor Grandpa Floyd can ever ask for.
(M/n): H-How is this all possible!?
Meliodas: *Looks at (M/n) confused* What is?
*Brief silence occurs*
(M/n): *Looks at Meliodas* C-Captain?
King: *Shocked expression appears on his face* HUH!? HOW DOES HE KNOW THE CAPTAIN!?
Gowther: Unless-
Diane: *Gasps in realization* No.... Way...
Merlin: *Nods in agreement* It certainly is, Diane.
King and Diane: (M/N)!?
(M/n)(In thoughts): Okay, this day is officially the weirdest I've ever had. Period.
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