《Took Her To The O.》05.
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"Von why do you got me helping you do this?" I asked my brother while we were at the flower shop. It's been a little over a month since tour ended and shit has been awkward.
Mook and Von really cut all ties, and it's just been weird with the whole group when we're all around each other.
"Cause I want my bitch back Kayla damn."
"And you brought me because?" I said looking around.
"You a girl and you know about flowers and shit." He said pushing my head.
"I am a nigga. I like guns." I said stalely. "A nigga bet not ever get me no flowers, that ain't me. He better get me a glock with the beam on it."
"G I should've brought Jada, you useless as hell." He said walking away.
"I'm just sayin' twin, we could always get her a gun, a lil jewelry, and some food." I suggested and he thought for a minute.
"Damn. You smart as hell." He said walking out the flower shop and I followed.
"Duh you wasn't about to get my friend no ugly ass flowers could've got some purple roses atleast." I said getting in the passenger side of his car.
"Bitch we was just in the flower- okay Kayla." Von said pinching the bridge of his nose mumbling under his breath.
"Aye!" Some lightskin boy called out behind me.
"Huh?" I said scrunching my face up at him.
"Can I get your number?"
"Let me see your friends first." I simply said and he looked so confused.
"I knew you got that pimp shit from me on folks" Von said nodding his head cheesing. "Oh my bad gone on g. I'm not even here."
"Huh?"
"Let me see your friends, I'm not about to get stuck with you and your friends might be cuter so let me see." I repeated again and he handed me his phone which displayed a picture.
Oh he is the cute friend.. let me save my number.
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"Text me." Was all I said before getting in the car and seeing him walk in the flower shop.
"Rat ass." Von mumbled driving off.
But he just said I was a pimp..
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"Kayla get the fuck out your phone you supposed to be helpin' me bro." Von snapped looking at the bracelets that were on display.
"Should've asked Muwop to come I didn't ask to be here!" I snapped walking on the other side looking at a necklace that caught my eye.
"Von this it right here!" I exclaimed pointing at the necklace. "Mook was talking about this same necklace."
"Is you sure Kay?" He said scratching the back of his neck. "Got me buying sorry gifts like I'm a bitch or sum."
"Yeah." I said. "I'm going to wait in the car my work here is done."
"You didn't do shit like wha- alright Kayla." He said handing me the keys and I walked outside the store.
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"Booka!" I said throwing a pillow at him but it hit Kirah instead. "Oops. My bad bestfriend but Booka stop being messy bro."
"I'm just sayin' bestfriend."
"CORVETTE CORVETTE SUM SUM JET LIKE DAT." Jada yelled out randomly making me look at her.
"Girl what the fuck?" I asked.
"Oh no it's retarded." Booka said before cracking up and Jada threw something at him but it hit Kirah..
"Okay next bitch throw something and it hit me I'm beating they ass"
"Girl" Dthang said waving her off. "Won't buss a grape."
I heard somebody knocking at the door and i seen Kayla with an awkward standing Von behind her.
"Okay Mook before you get mad he made me bring him now be nice and make up." She said fastly going inside and pushing me out while closing the door.
I looked around because I wasn't going to be the one that started the conversation just for the simple fact I wasn't in the wrong.
"So.." I trailed off. "Are you gone stare or are you gone speak? Cause I can go back inside." I said and still got no response. "Okay."
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"Mook wait." He said grabbing my arm and i huffed looking at him.
"What's in them bags?" I asked peeking over his shoulder.
"Oh shit- that's for you." He said moving to the side.
I grab the first bag seeing it was a box and I opened to my surprise it was a gun.. okay.
"A glock?" I said tilting my head to the side. "With a beam on it? I'm finna suck yo dick."
"And it's this one." He said handing me another bag and I wasted no time opening it.
"Von.." I said looking at the necklace. "This the same necklace."
"I'm not sayin' we gotta get back how we was but I just want you to forgive me Mook." He said. "You the one I want and I want you to meet my son."
He finished catching me off guard.
"We'll talk." I said turning to the door.
"Shhh Booka you gone get us caught Damn." Jakirah whispered.
"Bro yo breath hot as fuck, you want some gum?" Dthang whispered to Kirah.
"Bitch- oh they stopped talking. We missing it!" Jada whined.
I snatched the door open and Booka fell with Kirah falling right on top of him.
"If nosey was a couple it a be yall." I mugged them walking in my house with Von following.
"Durk Banks!" I said making his head snap up.
"If a nigga eyes closed that mean he sleep don't call my damn name unless somebody dead g." He snapped closing his eyes and snuggling up to India.
"Your eyes too big to be doing that." Kayla said.
"CORVETTE CORVETTE!" Jada yelled again making everybody look at her.
"Sorry y'all it's so catchy."
"I want a baby." I said making everybody pause for a second before continuing their conversations.
"I'm serious!"
"Okay and Booka cute girl you don't want no damn baby." Kayla said making Jakirah look at her.
"Bitch my man is cute worry bout getting one." She said kissing on Booka's cheek.
"Simp." Kayla mumbled.
"I'm ready to do it for my daughter yall." I said.
"Von right there why is you telling us g? Go fuck him and make a baby" Booka said making Von look up.
"Why is y'all staring at me? Don't start that weird shit."
"Booka why your little ex tryna follow me on Instagram?" I said declining her follow request.
"She wanna be Mook friend so bad only because she helped her not get jumped." Kirah said rolling her eyes.
"I don't know why she wanna be my friend the lil retard already know ion like her ass."
"Booka sure used to fuck with some ugly hoes." I said making a face looking at her page.
"Bitch take pictures like she in the 80s or something." Kayla said while I was showing her.
"Fuck y'all!" Booka snapped.
"Yo bitch ass always wanna yell at somebody when the jokes on you. I hate niggas" Twin said lighting his wood.
"I hate yo daddy for nutting in yo mama bitch" Booka said back.
"Woah Jamal don't pull out the nine." Jada said making everybody look at her again.
"Stay off TikTok." India said.
"Damn I be forgetting you here until you speak." Dthang said going in the refrigerator.
"Is this eat Mook food day? Y'all don't got food at home?"
"Yeah but you got all the snacks." Von said standing behind me.
"Ohhhh. I see I see, Bestfriend he cool again?" Booka asked.
"That's not your bestfriend Booka." Kirah said pushing him upside his head.
"If you mad just say that." Booka said back.
"Yeah bestfriend we cool." I said making Kirah gasp.
"I thought it was one fake bitch in this house whole time it's two." She said looking at me and Jada.
"Yeah i know about them waxes you hoes got without me."
"I'm a savage! Classic, boujie, ratchet." Jada said ignoring her.
"Jada.. Bro."
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