《Took Her To The O.》001- Only The Family.
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see i was done with this book but then ideas got to flowing in my head so welcome to part 2 lmaooooo. it's just all gone be one book cause creating a whole other one don't make no sense.
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"Wow I really can't believe I'm married." I said to myself looking down at my ring.
"Me either." Von said kissing me on my forehead.
It's been 3 months since the wedding and I couldn't be happier. For once it my life it wasn't any drama, just peace.
"Mommy!" Journee ran in my room yelling and snapping me out my thoughts while Mir was right next to her cheesing. "Get your son he keep taking my candy"
"Again Mir?" I asked my son and he nodded.
"Yup." He said stuffing the candy in his mouth making me laugh.
"A damn shame g." Von said shaking his head.
"See mommy I don't like him." She said huffing.
"Love you." He said hitting her and then running away.
"Amir Giovanni- just go get some more candy out the drawer Journ."
"Can Jaylee' get some too?" She asked and I nodded my head yea.
"Bestfriend!" Jakirah said scaring the shit outta me.
"Oh hell no get out" Von said soon as he seen Kirah and she instantly stuck up the middle finger. "You not gone disturb me today."
"Girl where the hell you come from and who let you in." I said holding my chest. "You just scared the hell outta me."
"Briann I got a whole key." She said making a face before her face lit up. "You pregnant ain't you? That's the only time you be acting slow and forgetful."
"Who pregnant?" Von said making me roll my eyes cause his ass kept tuning in at the wrong parts of the conversation.
"I knew it was gone happen on that honeymoon."
"Girl I am not not fucking pregnant." I said scrunching my face up. "I had one of them edibles Von made."
"Edibles?" She said. "Don't mind if I do."
"Let's go out here with these kids no telling what somebody gone get into." I said getting up and making my way out my room.
*
"I'm pregnant." India said out of nowhere making conversations stop.
"Yall is some fertile ass bitches g damn." Booka said. "Give them coochies a break."
"Booka.." I said shaking my head.
"Sometimes you just gotta shhhhh."
"You pregnant forreal bro?" Durk said.
"Why would she lie doofus." Jada said.
"Cause bitches be liars duh." Booka said making everybody look at him.
"Yes I'm pregnant forreal nigga don't play with me." India snapped at Durk making him hold his hands up.
"See all that being funny shit get y'all in trouble." Von said. "That's why I just shut up."
"As you should." I said nodding.
"You sad g." Twin said. "You pussy whipped."
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"Pussy whipped." Amir said walking by repeating and i damn near had a heart attack.
"Mir don't say that!" I said while everybody was just cracking up. "Baby fucking bad ass then gone walk away."
"That shit is not funny." I whined. "He really got a potty mouth."
"Von go pop him atleast on the hand or something."
"Im not popping my son you go do it g."
"Shit he half past gone now I'm definitely not doing it." I said.
"I just wonder where y'all kids get they mouths from." Jada said.
When she said that everybody looked between me and Von.
"Y'all got us fucked up." Von said mugging them. "Y'all just as bad! All our kids gone have some horrible mouths g."
"ANYWAYS." India said interrupting us. "Mook the baby gone be born on your birthday."
"I can't lie sis, Im kinda tired of saying aww when it come to Durk kids." I said. "I been telling this nigga congratulations since I was in middle school."
"But anyways my baby gone be born on my birthday I just want y'all to know y'all never gone have him or her."
"Girl how you gone say some backhanded shit like that and then say you keeping our baby?" India said.
"Cause I'm Mook." I shrugged.
"Don't even say nothing let her have it." Durk said. "She gone go on and on about nothing."
"I wouldn't mind having another baby." I said.
"Me either." Kirah and Kayla said in unison.
"Shit you can count me out." Jada said.
"These damn triplets are my LAST kids and I'm so serious."
"Imagine yo second time getting pregnant and it's with triplets." Booka said. "Reese yo soldiers multiplied bitch."
"Bitch wait til I drop cause you got all the jokes in the world." Jada said. "Matter fact I wish triplets on you and Kirah."
"Girl don't put me in this that's between y'all." Kirah said. "Triplets my ass, that's all you Jay baby."
"Now why would you wish some hating ass shit like that on us." Booka said with his face frowned up.
"Y'all it's too quiet." Kayla said. "Them kids doing something they ain't got to."
I sat there and thought for a minute before I got up cause she was right.
"Baby bad asses! All y'all get out here right now."
"G what's all on they face." Dthang said.
I looked at all the girls and they looked like they had been in my damn make up & Amir looked as confused as he can be while Loyal was cheesing.
"Mommy don't I look cute?" Jaylee' said.
"Girl you better tell my god baby she look cute tf." Kirah said.
"Yes baby you look cute." I said cracking up. "I gotta take a picture of this."
"Girl you take a picture of everything."
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"So." I said shrugging. "I'd rather have too many pictures than none."
"Damn wait you right." Dthang said.
*
"Why the fuck Asian just follow me." I said making a face.
"Von yo bitch being weird again." Kirah said making me laugh a little bit.
"Man stop playing with me." Von said mugging her. "My bit- I mean my wife right here."
"I don't care what she is. She need to get the fuck on." I said. "A bitch brought up my kids it's up , I don't wanna be friends."
"Exactly." India said. "I wonder what made her follow you all these years later."
"Weird bitches do weird shit." Kirah said.
"Exactly." Jada said rubbing her belly. "These babies beating my ass right now."
"It'll be over soon."
"Anyways are all y'all staying over here to eat or no?" I asked. "Cause everytime I don't cook enough food is when everybody be wanting to stay."
"Me and my crew staying." Jada said.
"More like a tribe." Booka mumbled. "But yea we staying."
"Get off my bitch back." I said slapping him upside the head. "Blow on him Jada."
Soon as I said that Booka ran to the other side of the room. Whenever we say blow on somebody it's basically telling the pregnant person wish pregnancy on somebody else.
"Y'all some hating ass people g damn." Booka said.
"Leave my babydaddy alone." Kirah said cracking up. "I think I had something to do with him being scared of another pregnancy."
"I'm telling y'all, nine months of straight horror." Booka said shivering being dramatic. "And we did that shit twice? We out did ourselves g."
I shook my head going to the kitchen seeing Bella.
"Hey teed." I said giving her a hug. "Your mama dropped you and Lo off?"
"Yeah." She said. "I can spend the night?"
"Girl you know you can." I said getting everything I needed to cook out. "You wanna watch the kids for me too? I'll pay you."
"How much we talking." She said wiggling her eyebrows making me laugh.
"250 take it or leave it cause you only a sophomore girl." I said and she thought before agreeing.
"Okay so auntie it's the boy I like that wanna take me to homecoming-" She said before shutting up cause everybody came in the kitchen, her daddy included.
"What nigga you like?" Durk said raising his eyebrows. "The nigga you was telling India about?"
"We liking niggas now Bella?" Dthang asked making her cheeks go red from embarrassment.
"Leave her the fuck alone." I said mugging the both of them. "Y'all give Lo all the freedom in the world. Bella can have a crush if she want to."
"Yeah naw." Durk said shaking his head.
"She already wanna go to the dance with the lil nigga."
"But daddy please? It's just homecoming." Bella whined. "What could go wrong?"
"Bella I said naw." He slightly snapped making her get up and walk out.
"I should slap you." India said hitting him in his arm. "Why would you just hurt her feelings."
"Right it's just homecoming damn." I snapped at him. "Got my niece sad cause her daddy wanna be an overprotective asshole."
"Just terrible." Kirah said mugging him.
"So all y'all mad at me?" Durk asked every female in the kitchen.
"Yup." We said in unison.
"I should starve you for that shit you just did." I said. "You not finna have my nieces on lockdown how you had me."
"It's literally just homecoming Durk, I'll even take em and pick em up if that make you feel any better."
"Man." He said rubbing the back of his head.
"Bitch go say sorry to my niece." Booka said. "Standing there looking like a big ass dummy."
"See if Booka gotta tell you to apologize then you know you wrong g." Von said. "Cause when do Booka ever... do that?"
"Exactly." Booka said making me shake my head, what a dumb ass.
"Go now." India said pointing to where Bella went and Durk walked off.
"Why y'all in here? Y'all must be helping me cook." I said.
"I'm just here to watch" Jada said sitting on a stool.
"On that note Imma head out." Von said with Booka, Dthang and Twin following.
*
"Mook did I ever tell you I love you?" Jada said eating. "You know you can cook your ass off."
"Fat ass." Booka mumbled.
"Don't start wit her g please." Reese said.
"It's always yall two."
I had made stuffed chicken and salmon giving everybody an option to choose on which they wanted with loaded potatoes and asparagus.
"Yeah mommy it's good." Jaylee' said. "Mir you want some?"
"Yeah." He said eating the food off her plate while he had his own.. well ok.
"Mir and Jaylee' get some of mine too." Journee said pushing her plate towards them.
"Y'all got some bipolar ass kids g." Twin said. "One minute they fighting and next they tryna feed each other."
"As long as they quiet then it's alright with me." I said shrugging. "Bae you good? You want anything?"
"Yeah Briann." Von said. "Sit down and eat girl."
"Aye Wop just got arrested." Durk said hopping up. "Check yall phones."
I pulled out my phone and lord behold Muwop was arrested on a murder charge.
"So much for peace." I mumbled. "It's always fucking something."
"Mommy language." Jaylee' said.
"Right." Journee said making me look at the both of them.
"Mind y'all business 1 & 2." I said making a face and making them laugh.
"So what we gone do?" Booka said.
"So what we gone do?" Von mocked him.
"We gone get our brotha outta jail stupid."
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im backkkkkkk, not edited. excuse mistakes.
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