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"𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝." 𝐉𝐚𝐲𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 , "𝐌𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐘𝐎𝐔." 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 , 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐊𝐞𝐞𝐦 𝐉𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐉𝐚𝐲 , 𝐉𝐚𝐲𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬 , 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐚 𝐌𝐞𝐥𝐳 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐉𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐃𝐝, 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐃𝐝𝐨𝐭 & 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞.
"𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐞." 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 , 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 , 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 , 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 , 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤.
"𝐈𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚." 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 , 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 , 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 , 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 .
𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐬 . 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐥𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 , 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐝𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐢𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫.
"𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐦𝐚." 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 , 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 "𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 , 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐘 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐄𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧." 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 , 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐡 "𝐖𝐬𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐮𝐝𝐞 ?" 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬 , 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐬 .
"𝑁𝑖𝑔𝑔𝑎 𝑁𝑜 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐟𝐫." 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐫𝐦 "𝐀𝐥𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐀𝐥𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐤 𝐢 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐦 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 , 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 & 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐒𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐚." 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬.
"𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 , 𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐝." 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 "𝐈 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐲." 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬. 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐬 "𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬." 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠.
𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐬 "𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐓𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐤𝐚?" 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐓𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐚 "𝐁𝐫𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭." 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠.
𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐬, 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 , 𝐇𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐚𝐫 "𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐲𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐦𝐚?" 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐤 .
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"𝐧𝐨." 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐬, 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 .
𝐀𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 , 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 , 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 "𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞." 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐲 , 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 .
"𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐚 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭." 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 "𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐡 𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐲." 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐡 "𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚 𝐛𝐫𝐨." 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞.
𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡, "𝐨𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐛𝐞𝐭 , 𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐚 ." 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐤 .
𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐬 "𝐌𝐲 𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐝𝐜." 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 , "𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐡." 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐭 "𝐀𝐥𝐫 𝐧𝐭𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢." 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬.
𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤 & 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐢𝐧 , 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐫𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐭 , "𝐦𝐦." 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 , 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐬𝐩𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐬 "𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐚? 𝐈 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭." 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 , 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐡.
𝟑𝟎 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠 , 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐆𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 , 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐡𝐲𝐩𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐮𝐩 "𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐍 𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐍 𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐍." 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 , 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐉𝐚𝐲𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬 & 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝 .
𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐮𝐧 , 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐰 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 , 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐰 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐚 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 , 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 , 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐬.
"𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘𝐘𝐘𝐘𝐘." 𝐐𝐮𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 "𝐐𝐮𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝." 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐥𝐲 "𝐘𝐮𝐩 , 𝐢 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝟏𝟔𝐭𝐡 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐦𝐡 , 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐝." 𝐐𝐮𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 , 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬.
"𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐚𝐧 𝐢 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮." 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 , 𝐐𝐮𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐬 "𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐡 , 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 , 𝐣𝐮𝐬 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐤𝐚𝐲?" 𝐐𝐮𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠.
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𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 "𝐀𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐦𝐡." 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 , "𝐀𝐥𝐫 𝐦𝐡 𝐢 𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐚 𝐠𝐨 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲 , 𝐢 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐕𝐚𝐧." 𝐐𝐮𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 , 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐝 .
"𝐁𝐲𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐋𝐚 𝐢 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮." 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 , 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐮𝐩 , 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 , 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 "𝐐𝐮𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮?" 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 , 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐝𝐬.
𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 , 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐡 "𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭." 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐛𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐭 , 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐥𝐲.
"𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦." 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 , 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐰𝐢𝐩𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 "𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐢 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐭." 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 .
"𝐇𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫." 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 , 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 , 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 .
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In a near cyberpunk future, VRMMOs aren’t all just fun and games. Max is a poor teenage boy, born into the lowest societal rung of Gray City known as the Bottoms. To earn money to pay for his dying mother’s medical treatment, Max04428 works as a gem miner in Alethia—the fantasy world within a death game called Starsword Online. No reality is kind to those of the Bottoms, however, and soon Max’s ever-mounting expenses begin nipping at his heels, threatening to bring his fragile life crumbling down. Overworked and under-appreciated, he takes drastic measures to improve his situation. Namely, thievery... but new thieves are rarely good thieves. When the scheme backfires, Max is thrown into a dangerous world with no friends, very little knowledge, and nothing in his inventory but an unidentifiable black stone he found in the mines. As Max struggles to level up and gain power in the vast world of Alethia, he’ll need to fight his way through mountain citadels ruled by Yetis and a sky city with an empty throne. Steadfast allies are sure to come to his aid, but murderous enemies also follow his trail, seeking answers to the mysterious item in his possession… Answers which lead to the very heart of Starsword Online itself.
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smut one shots
I didn't proof read...There might be mistakes lol
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