"AMBER AMBER AMBER WAKE UPPPP!!!!"

i slowly opened my eyes and Chantelle was shaking me to wake up.

I groaned and sat up.

"AMBER ITS THE FRENCH EXCHANGE!!! WE GONNA SEE FIT FRENCH BOYYSSS!"

I suddenly opened my eyes widely.

"Wait really?!"

I got straight away.

We got changed, did our hair, did our makeup and made sure we had short skirts and CLEAVAGEEE!

We walked to school and when we got there we had to rush to the bathroom. Stephen was in the girls bathroom but who cares? It's Stephen.

Chantelle was doing makeup and I was sorting out our outfits.

After we were done... holy jesus did we look sexy..

We ran into stage and then the lights came on. The music came on and we started dancing.

I saw everyone cheering, the parents horrified and then... and then i saw Mitchell.

His eyes were locked onto me.. he looked shook. So to tease him I winked, bit my bottom lip and slapped my ass.

His face went pink but he didn't look away.

We finished PERFECTLY, we walked off stage and went to get changed. We walked passed some parents who looked disgusted at us so i walked past them rolled my eyes and kissed my teeth.

We got changed and went back to class and as we walked in everyone started cheering.

We all sat down and i went to sit next to Mitchell.

He looked like he was gonna say something but he couldn't.

Then Remdogg spoke up

"You did amazing Amber. Proper fit!"

I chuckled and thanked him.

"You danced good. you looked banging too..."

Mitchell mumbled but i heard.

"T-Thanks mitch."

Then Alfie came in and tried explaining sex education and it was proper awkward so he tried drawing parts on the board but it looked shittttt

"I give up.. I don't know how to do it.."

"Sir just draw a frogs dick on the board so Joe knows what he's gonna be sucking on next week."

Mitch, Rem and I all started laughing.

"You're an idiot. You never you might really enjoy it.

"I'd rather shit in my hand and clap."

"Sir why is it only me that has to go to a french farm and stay with a bunch of freaks"

"Not all farmers are freaks. Alex James, hes in blur"

"They sent me some cheese through the post"

"There you are that's lovely."

"It's probably made from the farmers wife tit milk"

"Don't be stupid."

I said back

"THEY DO THAT! I read it in Nuts"

"And you're gonna have to wank off a cow!"

Mitch and I made wanking motions with our hands

"Why on earth would he have to do that?"

"To get milk you pagan"

"You generally think that's where milk comes from?"

Mitch Rem and I started nodding.

They started talking so I turned toward Mitchell and Remdogg.

"Would you rather have to go wank a cow in France or stay here with this helmet?"

"Obviously stay here. I ain't touching cow dick!"

"Yeah stay here i ain't going with some mad french people. What about you?"

i hesitated.

"Here.. I don't want tit cheese."

They both started laughing.

Then Alfie said.

"Lets do this and remember it's all anonymous so you got nothing to worry about."

He pulled out a bit of paper from Rems hat.

"Should i stop strangling when their lips go blue? Right i'm not even going to dignify that with a response, Mitchell!"

Mitchell's jaw dropped "Sir!"

Rem and I tried to hide our laughter.

"Will any of the French exchange boys be on Grindr? Stephen I have no idea."

"Lucky dip then.."

"Is it too much to ask for a serious one?"

"Alf.. This is Special K what did you expect?"

Rem and Mitch laughed at my response.

"He's 23, i'm 15.. what will it feel like? Illegal, Chantelle!"

He pulled one more out

"Whoever is reading this got a boner while watching One direction. Amber! You said we wouldn't talk about that!"

"Yeah 7 years ago!!"

Mitchell couldn't stop laughing. His smile was really cute..

wait what am i saying? jesus christ.. It's probably just hormones..

We all went out to break and I sat with Mitchell and Remdogg. We were just having a laugh and talked about jackshit.

~~~

We all went back to class and sat down. Mitch started doing some Graffiti on the table so i just put my hood up, put my head on the desk and just chilled.

Then Alfie stormed in.

"Ok I need to inspire some honesty, So i'm gonna need one of you to lie about being gay."

Mitchell and I exchanged looks and scoffed.

"That'll make my sex ed class look so pro. Like you come out and I'll council you, like the bald guy they bring out on Jeremy Kyle."

"I'll go gay sir. Only if you watch.."

I pretend to be sick and Mitchell went "huhuhu"

"And from now on comments like that will be banned.."

What the fuck does Chantelle see in him??? I looked over and gave a her a questioning look. She just shrugged and smirked.

"Sir after a great deal of soul searching and a powerful journey of self-discovery.. I've come to the conclusion that I am gay."

"That's lovely Stephen but what we need is a surprise!"

He turned to me

"Amb-Nevermind."

I gave him a death stare and shook my head.

"Joe."

"No no no no no no"

"Look-"

"No no no"

"Now don't overreact."

Joe took a puff of his inhaler

"No"

"Just calm down!"

"No I'm not doing it!"

"please all i'm asking it that your gay for a day. Just stand up in the middle of class and say, "Mr Wickers, I'm out and proud!"

"Alfie please don't do this.

"Alf leave him alone if he don't wanna do then he don't have to just piss off."

He rolled his eyes and said

"Look Joe we all go through phases. This one time me and Atticus Hoye were apple bobbing and let's just say our hands don't not stay behind our backs."

"The fuck?"

"I really really don't wanna do this.."

They continued talking and I turned around to talk to Rem and Mitch.

"Why is he such a dick?"

"But he don't give us homework or nothing so it's good."

"Ohh that's sounds like the French exchange.." Joe groaned.

"OHH THEYRE GONNA BE FIT!"

Chantelle told me to go sit with her and Stephen so i sat on her lap and we all got proper excited about the French exchange boys.. but i saw Mitchell looking a bit down.. But i'm sure he's fine.

We stood out side the school, I was standing next to Stephen who linked arms with me and Chantelle.

One skinny saddo walked out the bus and we were all disappointed.

Then a GORGEOUS boy all in white stepped out and winked at us.

"Oh my god! Get that boy to the wheelie bins now!"

Chantelle said excited.

"Get that boy to meet me in the toilets ASAP!"

I added.

"Shut up you two! He's well bent.. Ain't he Stephen?"

"Well if he isn't I'll bend him."

We all got back to class and sat down. The class was filled with parents and teachers.

Mr Fraser started talking.

"Don't block the camera!"

"camera. You're filming this?"

"I'm streaming it on mumsnet."

"Screw mumsnet" I yelled.

Mr fraser started talking but i didn't listen. Then two fit Dutch boys walked in and sat near the front of the class. Next to Chantelle, Stephen and I. (I was sitting on Stephens lap)

We locked eyes and he gave me a wink.

OHH BOY WAS HE STUNNING!!

I turned around to see Mitchell and he looked pissed off but I didn't know why.

Then my ass of a brother walked in.

"Settle down brothers and sisters. It's time to share. Where have i been? good question. I've been sat in a room getting to know my penis."

He pulled a drawing of what was supposed to me a dick.. but it was a tiny thing and i chuckled to myself. Then he panicked and pulled out a different one that was bigger.

"And you know what? He's a pretty great guys. cos Miss G's right...."

I rest my head on Stephens shoulder and blocked out anything Alfie had to say cos I knew he was still a virgin and his 15 year old sister (me) wasn't.

I put my head my back and he was trying to hint to Joe about saying Joes 'gay'

Then gorgeous Dutch boy spoke up.

"For me it's all about making everyone happy. It's just our bodies guys, let's have fun."

"I'll have fun with you"

I whispered to him.

"We're not talking about 'fun' and ' happiness,' Hoogeveen. We're talking about sex, yeah? But if you're not mature enough to share with the group, that's fine."

"Hey I'm mature enough. You want me to share?

Ok well I like to strum the clitoris."

I winked at him and pulled my shirt down to show cleavage. Chantelle did the same.

Then Stephen whispered to me

"Too bad i don't have one.."

"What's the clitoris?"

Some boy yelled out.

"It's nothing it's nothing. It doesn't even exist. It's a myth"

"Wait you're saying the clitoris is a myth?"

"What is a glittorish?"

"Chantelle and Amber will show ya!"

Rem yelled out.

Chantelle and I stood up in sync and said

"Yeah alright!"

and started unzipping out skirts.

"No girls keep your clothes on."

"Hey brother why don't you share your experiences?"

"Um does anyone wanna help me out? Joe?!"

"What is a glittorish?"

"And what's a MILF?"

"Not helping"

"Your mums a milf."

"She's not.."

"A milf my friend I believe is a mother i'd like to-"

"Fondle. Joe are you sure there's nothing you wanna tell us?"

"No"

Then Alfie whispered something to Joe.

Then Joe muttered something.

"Sorry I didn't hear it. You'll have to be a little bit louder."

"I'm gay."

"Gay! Yup how honest."

Mitchell and Remdogg started snickering.

"well done joe!"

"That's great man."

"Mitchell you owe us a fiver. I told you he was gay!"

Remdogg said.

"I'm not actually gay!"

"No he's definitely gay!"

"Well are you gay or not?"

"Alfie made me be gay for him."

I laugh at how badly that was worded.

They started talking and then Stephen whispered to Hoogeveen.

"I'll be gay for you.."

He smirked and brushed his fingers through his hair.

"Yeah look Grayson just sent me a picture of them leaving the ladies toilets together!"

We started laughing and talking amongst ourselves.

"Shit. I bought him cider!"

"That's not good." said Fraser.

"Mumsnet just crashed.

"That is good" Fraser added.

"If you like sex so much, what's your favourite position?"

"All of them.. Shall we change the subject?"

"What foreplay do you do?"

"All the main ones"

"When was the last time you had sex?"

"On holiday.."

"Who was she?" Chantelle butted in.

"I don't remember. It was a long time ago. Please-"

The Mitchell butt in.

"What was her name, sir?"

"She didn't have one!"

"Did she have boobs sir?"

"I don't know!"

Then I spoke up

"Was it a man? What was his name?"

We all started talking. Then Rem said

"Is it in youporn?"

"Stop asking so many question!!"

"Come in man share with the group."

"Leave me alone, Hoogeveen!"

"I haven't"

We all muffled our laughs.

"Alright? I haven't ever slept with anyone.. I had a girlfriend for a long time. She wanted to save herself. it's just didn't happen."

We all went silent.

"What is a glittorish?"

~ time skip ~

The lesson was over and we all went home for the weekend. Mitchell said that i could stay at his for the weekend the other day so we went to his static home.

When we got there he showed me to our room. There were 2 twin-sized beds.

"It used to be my brothers bed but he moved out. "

We put our bags down and he let me borrow one of his t-shirts. Cos i'm a fucking midget it look like a dress on me so i didn't put anything on my legs.

We went to the living and sat down.

"Mitch you got any games?"

"Why don't you go play with Hoogeveen?"

"What?"

"I saw how you looking at him, touching him, whispering to him."

"It's just some light flirting.. He don't mean nothing."

"It means something to me."

I was shocked at what he said.

"Why? What does it mean to you?"

He looked frustrated.

"Amber i was jealous 'right?! I didn't like seeing you with that dutch twat. i dunno why... It jus pissed me off seeing you with him."

"Mitch.. don't worry. I ain't gon see him again anyway, and he looked like he was a bit small.."

Mitch chuckled.

He brought out some beers and we started drinking while watching TV.

after a while we got kinda drunk and started talking about jackshit.

"Um amber.. what.. well.. what's your kinda type?"

I thought about it.

"Gentleman, protective but not too much, 8 inches at LEAST, funny, taller than me."

He had a quick peek down his trousers.

"how bout 7 and a half at least..?"

I giggled and nodded.

"Hey look! i got this new game! It's called Tokyo Sin. Wanna play?"

I nodded and we started playing.

Remdogg was online as well and we all started playing together.

We were playing for hours til it got like about 5am. so we all decided to go to sleep.

We were still drunk so we ended up sleeping in the same bed.