We got off the coach and saw this old looking guy waiting for us so we all stood near him as he started talking.

"Welcome to Shrub wood farm. Unfortunately we have worms. I spent all morning fishing this out a weasel."

He held out a jar of a giant worm...

Oh it was minging.

"It's an epidemic. Everything's got them, so, it's a look-but- don't-touch policy...Uh, but a private dance can be arranged later."

There was a moment of awkward silence and I looked at Mitchell who looked as bored as the rest of us.

"i'm joking we had to stop doing that... So, cubs and uh girls... have you got any questions about animals?....... any questions at all?"

"Why do cows have so many tits?"

"Well cows have udders.."

"how come you call dogs bitches but you can't call bitches bitches?"

"Remdogg behave!"

"Would you rather be a boy with a dogs head or a dog with a boys head?"

"well obviously a boy--"

"Oy worms!"

"Is- is he talking to me?"

"My mate Rasheed, yeah, said he found a beak in one of his Mcnuggets. See I thought the chicken lays the nugget, does not lay in a nugget then?"

"When the female chicken is impregnated by the male--"

"Old Mcdonald does the male chicken lie to the female chicken just to get into her pants and then break her heart with a text?"

"Guys please can we show a little bit of respect to the Farmer man? ask some serious questions.....Do all meerkats come from Russia?"

"Alf you're an idiot."

We walked around the farm looking at all the animals and it was well dead.

"Sir look at his dick, it has shit on it! Huhuhuhu"

"Oh fuck sake mitch come on.."

We walked over to the group and saw the man pull away a sheet showing some pig with a dildo ok it's head.

"Alf i found your dildo!"

"shut up amber!"

"Your wife got a name?"

~ Time skip ~

I was a teeny tiny bit (very) drunk from having all those miniature's and Alfie asked me to go with him on a trek to find help. Mitchell helped me walk around since I was quite drunk and eventually we all sat down when Alfie brought out a dead bird.

Mitchell let me sit on his lap and I had those a little doze while they all started eating lunch.

we kept walking and walking and walking well Alfie was proper out of his mind.

and after what felt like absolute decades of walking, we found people. We yelled for their help even though i was still drunk and waving the wrong way.

Then alf can stumbling back with his trousers torn.

"Shitty harness... No one drink from the stream, they were really bad berries..."

Then the people noticed alfie's... easter floating towards them then started chasing us... but i could barely stand... so.. so mitchell has to carry me.

Alfie and Miss Gulliver started arguing but i was knocked out on the ground.

"Oh for fuck sake! Alfie why don't you ever take care of your sister? The Wickers are such idiots!"

"Oi! say all you want about alfie but don't ever say shit about Amber!"

Mitchell said really angry.

"Shut up Mitchell!"

I was still on the floor but Mitchell let me cuddle up with him cos it was cold and i was still drunk. Eventually I dozed off in mitchell's arms.

I woke up but didn't open my eyes. I heard Mitchell talking to Stephen. But i didn't wanna interrupt so i pretend to still be asleep.

"You have to ask Amber how you feel sooner or later mitch!"

"Yeah i know that Billy Eliot.. but i don't know how. She's confident and gorgeous, i ain't good enough."

"Listen mitch! Ask her, she will say yes. I promise you. Ask her before Andre does, I know he's had his eyes on her.."

I opened my eyes and stretched.

"Oh.. uh- amber- you.. you're up.. did you hear that?"

"Hear what?"

Hear you tell Stephen that you fancy me.. no no not at all.

"Come on. We're going to look for help."

We started walking but since i knew how Mitchell felt i wanted to act more.. girlfriend-y with him.

As we were walking I held his hand and wrapped my fingers inbetween his.

He looked at me shocked and confused.

"What? My hands are cold.."

I smiled innocently as we continued walking.

Alfie walked up to a very steamed up car and asked for help. Mitchell sat down on a log so I sat next to him. Since his jacket was zipped open, I wrapped my arms around his waist under his jacket.

I could hear his heart beating fast. I looked up at him and my eyes flickered to his lips then back to his eyes. I smiled sweetly at him then rest my head on his chest.

He wrapped his arms over my shoulders keeping me warm.

~time skip~

Mitchell carried me into the car cos i had fallen asleep.... again...

When i woke up we were back at school. Miss Gulliver walked up to a man... hold on.. it's... that bitch. It's Finley!

"Finley! You bitch!"

Chantelle started chasing him and I slipped off my heels and started chasing him with Chantelle.

"Amber!"

Mitch yelled

"Wait i'll be right back!"

Ugh Finley ran off. Next time i see him my shoe is going down his throat.

Chantelle and I walked back to school. I held her close to me cos she was sad about that rat Finley.

When we got back i saw Mitchell waiting for me and Stephen waiting for Chantelle.

"Hey.."

"Oh amber, are you going to mitchell's tonight? Cos i'm going to Stephens.."

"Um mitch can i?"

"Course!"

"K see you later babes!"

Stephen and Chantelle winked at me then Stephen whispered in my ear.

"Use protection.... Bye babes!"

We walked back to his static home and when we got there i fell onto his sofa.

He chuckled

"You alright?"

"today was so shit.."

"Go get changed, i'll put your uniform in the wash and we can watch something tonight."

I rolled off the sofa and into his room. I unbuttoned my shirt and left on the end of his bed.

as i was getting changed, i heard the door open.

"Amber, I'll give you one of my sh-"

He looked at me and his face went bright red. He looked me up and down then licked his lower lip.

wow... she- she's gorgeous.

"shit- amber i'm so sorry."

"Mitch. it's fine... can.. can i borrow a shirt?"

"uh- uh yeh let- let just get one from the drawer behind you...."

I walked past her and had to squeeze past her since there was a small space between the end of my bed and the wall.

please don't get a boner please don't get a boner please don't get a boner please don't get a boner

I pulled out a shirt and gave it to her.

"Amber... I'm... I'm gonna have shower so help yourself to food or anything..." I grabbed a towel and threw it on my shoulder.

I walked into the bathroom, got undressed and stepped into the shower. The hot water hit my face.. Ugh fuck sake amber... I closed my eyes and i saw her.. standing there.. shirtless.

shit... gotta.. um.. relieve myself...

oh sugarplum fairy's.... fuck sake

He just had to walk in when i was shirtless.

At least i was wearing a nice bra. (black lace)

I got changed into his t-shirt and went out to go grab a snack.

i walked passed the bathroom and heard him.. jerking off?

o sugarplum

he hornyyyy...

Luckily i had nothing underneath his shirt so i could take advantage..

Anyway... I went to grab a snack and I sat down on the sofa and scrolled on my phone.

Then Chantelle sent me a message

chantelle 💞

😉

me

chantelle 💞

me

and of course... he can out shirtless with just a towel wrapped around him... oh lord he is so good looking. He got blessed with them good genes.

"Hey mitch... you alright your face is kinda pink?"

"Uh yeah.. i just.. i had a hot shower.... well um what you wanna eat tonight?"

"Can we order Nando's "

He laughed and nodded.

He went to go get changed and came out in sweats and a t-shirt.

"I'll order the food. You can put on whatever you want."

I was flicking through netflix then i saw the movie i wanted to watch... Hush...

"mitchhhh... can we watch a horror movie?"

"fine but it can't be too scary 'right?"

"hehe pussy!"

"Huhuhuhu"

The food came and we started eating and watching.

I sat with my legs over his lap so his shirt was riding up my thigh revealing my matching black lace panties...

I acted like i didn't see mitchell checking me and continued eating.

after the movie was over, i cleaned up and we started getting ready for bed.

"uh amber.."

"yeah mitch..."

"Um so.. uh do you have a date to the end of term dance..?"

"No not yet you?"

"Uh no.. well.. i-"

"Andre asked me but i said ill think about it..."

Andre didn't ask me but i wanted to make mitchell jealous... heheheheh

"oh.. well. um i was wondering if you wanted to go with me... like... as mates... you know.?"

"Yeah we'll have a proper fun time! I'd love to be your date."

A massive smile grew on his face.

I pulled him in for a hug. since i'm a midget, his hugs were like bear hugs.

I love you Mitchell Harper