《midnight city | tbp groupchat (1)》bingo
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Finney: ITS FRIDAY ITS FRIDAY
Robin: HOW IS BRUCES SKIN SO NICE
Vance: my clothes smell like a trash bag
Billy: THEY SMELL LIKE TRASH????
Vance: no a trash BAG dumbass
Billy: I should've left you on read
Robin: AGAIN HOW IS BRUCES SKIN SO PERFECT
Finney: his skincare routine is good
Finney: I don't know how he has the patience for it
Robin: I was rubbing his face yesterday and it's so smooth
Finney: 🤨
Vance: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU RUBBING HIS FACE
Robin: ITS SMOOTH
Vance: DO NOT DO THAT
Bruce: IT BURNS IT BURNS
Billy: WHAT
Bruce: I WASNT SUPPOSED TO WASH MY FACE BEFORE PUTTING THIS STUFF ON IT AND I FORGOT TO
Bruce: MY SKIN IS MELTING
Finney: OH MY GOD???
Vance: WASH IT OFF
Bruce: NO ITS OKAY I'LL BE OKAY
Vance: BRUCE ISTG
Bruce: ITS A SACRIFICE I HAVE TO MAKE
Vance: NO
Bruce: when I was 14 I got sprayed by a fire extinguisher
Vance: you're 14 right now
Bruce: I know
Vance: you just turned 14 a few weeks ago
Bruce: yes
Vance: 22 days ago
Finney: not that we're counting or anything but yk
Billy: I'm going to go wake Griffin up because I'm bored
Vance: UR JUST GOING TO GO TO HIS HOUSE??
Billy: I'm already here because my moms in California for work and I flooded my house
Billy: so I slept in his hallway
Robin: WHAT
Finney: YOU FLOODED UR HOUSE??
Gwen: FINNEY GET OUT OF THE DAMN BATHROOM
Finney: jeez someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
Gwen: I'm going to punch you
Griffin: IM SO FREAKING TIRED RIGHT NOW
Griffin: BILLY I HATE YOU
Gwen: FINNEY GET OUT OF THE SHOWER BEFORE I BURN YOU WITH THE WATER
Finney: I GOT INTO THE BATHROOM FIRST
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Gwen: WHY ARE YOU ON THE PHONE IN THE SHOWER
Vance: 🤨
Finney: IM NOT IM JUST RUNNING THE SHOWER WATER
Gwen: thats it
Robin: I walked into the Blake house and it's absolute chaos
Robin: WHY IS THERE A ROOSTER IN THE KITCHEN
Gwen: oh that's bingo
Vance: bingo balls
Bruce: why.
Vance: HAH
Robin: BINGO IS CHASING ME SOMEONE HELP
Vance: you're abt to get beat up by a rooster
Robin: WHAT THE FUCK I JUST WANTED FROSTED FLAKES
Billy: oh that reminds me
Billy: Griffin do you want me to make you breakfast
Griffin: if you serve me soggy cereal again I'm kicking you out
Finney: last night I had a dream Bruce died
Bruce: WHAT
Finney: yeah then on the news it sad you got buried 200 feet underground
Bruce: IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE????
Robin: BINGO IS TRYIGN TO RIP MY PANTS OFF
Vance: damn bingo at least take him out on a date first
Robin: GWEN HELP ME
Gwen: IM BUSY
Robin: WHOS SCREAMING
Finney: GWEN TURNED THE TEMPERATURE UP TO THE HIGHEST SETTING WHICH MAKES THE SHOWER WATER SUPER HOT
Billy: WHY DOES UR HOUSE WORK LIKE THIS
Finney: ITS OLD OKAY
Robin: I think bingo just killed himself
Gwen: first my mom now him?
Robin: HE JUMPED OFF THE COUNTER AND HES NOT MOVING
Finney: YOU KILLED HIM
Gwen: FINNEY GET OUT OF THE SHOWER ISTG
Finney: I AM OUT YOU BASICALLY COOKED ME
Gwen: if you used all the hot water you won't see the light of day again
Finney: uh oh
Gwen: YOU BITCH
Vance: WOAH
Finney: oh god Robin we gotta start running
Robin: WHY DO YOU HAVE A BARBIE TOWEL ON
Finney: ITS GWENS
Gwen: WHY ARE YOU LYING YOU LITERALLY BOUGHT IT
Billy: I wish we had school today
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Robin: what is wrong with you
Billy: NOTHING.
Robin: you're 13 almost 14 and you WANT to go to school?
Billy: YES
Robin: its your own fault for lighting the cafeteria on fire
Vance: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE MATCH BOY
Billy: LETS JUST FOCUS ON THE FACT I GOT YOU ALL A DAY OFF 💗💗
Robin: GET HELP IMMOH MY GOD BINGO JUST STARTED FLYING
Bruce: FLYING?!?!!
Griffin: I have some news to break to you
Griffin: roosters don't fly
Bruce:
Bruce: oh my god he's right
Griffin: when am I not
Robin: THEN WHAT THE HELL IS FLYING AT ME
Billy: not a rooster that's for sure
Robin: GWEN HELP
Bruce: I think she's in the shower
Robin: FINNEY.
Finney: I'M GETTING DRESSED
Robin: IDC THERES A FLYING BIRD TRYIGN TO KILL ME AND PECK MY EYES OUT
Finney: IM DRESSING AS FAST AS POSSIBLE
Vance: my microwave just exploded
Bruce: of course it did
Vance: what do you mean by that Bruce 🤨
Bruce: WHAT NOTHING
Vance: really because it seems like you're saying you aren't surprised my microwave exploded
Bruce: NO IM VERY SURPRISED
Vance: ARE YOU LYING TO ME NOW???
Vance: WOW..
Bruce: I NEVER LIE
Billy: friends don't lie 🧇🩸
* Vance removed Billy from the groupchat *
Robin: oh
Vance: do you hear that?
Bruce: hear what
Vance: exactly
Vance: no more Billy
Robin: the only thing I can hear is Finney screaming
Griffin: WOAH WHYD YOU REMOVE HIM
Vance: IVE HAD IT WITH HIM QUOTING STRANGER THINGS
Robin: are you a stranger things anti
Vance: aren't you supposed to be getting mauled by a bird
Robin: no I threw it in Finneys room
Vance: OHH THATS WHY HE ISNT SAYING ANYTHING
Robin: WELL HES SCREAMING FOR HELP RIGHT NOW
Robin: oh it just went silent
Finney: ROBIN CAZAREZ ARELLANO
Bruce: THE FULL NAME
Robin: NOT THE FULL NAME
Finney: THAT ROOSTER JUST SAW ME HALF NAKED
Vance: that rooster is going to be traumatized for life
Bruce: I THOUGHT WE CLARIFIED THAT IT WASNT A ROOSTER
Gwen: where is bingo.
Finney: in my closest
Gwen: TAKE HIM OUT
Finney: NO HES VICIOUS
Gwen: BINGO WOULD NEVER HURT ANYONE
Finney: HE BIT ME SEVERAL TIMES
Gwen: ITS YOUR FAULT FOR SCARING HIM
Bruce: you should let bingo free and give him a better life
Gwen: what did you just say
Bruce: uh oh
Gwen: are you implying I don't treat my own rooster well?
Bruce: ITS NOT EVEN A ROOSTER
Gwen: I KNOW MORE ABOUT MY SON THAN YOU
Bruce: oh Gwen 😕
Gwen: DONT OH GWEN ME
Gwen: I know your secrets Brucey
Vance: BRUCE HAS SECRETS????
Griffin: TELL
* Bruce added Billy to the groupchat *
Billy: YOU'RE ALL FAKE FRIENDS
Vance: SOMEONES ANGRY
Billy: I'm going to kill you
Vance: I'M LOCKING MY DOORS
Billy: I'll find a way Vance
Griffin: he's not lying he somehow manages to get into my house with all the doors locked
Vance: I'LL FIGHT BACK BILLY
Billy: I'll strike while you're sleeping and vulnerable
Bruce: oh my god 😧
Billy: you're next
Bruce: WHAT DID I DO
Billy: YOU KISSED MY NEMESIS
Finney: WOAH WHAT
Bruce: I DID NOT
Robin: I TOLD YOU GUYS
Billy: YEAH I BELIEVE ROBIN
Vance: ROBIN CAN'T EVEN READ
Robin: IS THIS ABLEISM
Robin: I'M SORRY MY DYSLEXIA IS A BURDEN TO YOU
Vance: ITS FINE THANKS FOR APOLOGIZING
Robin: WHAT???????? I WAS BRING SARCASTIC
Finney: LMFAO
Robin: I'll free Bingo.
Finney: NO
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