: what if i give you my kneecap

Finney: make it plural

: NO

Finney: i want both

: YOU CANT HAVE BOTH.

Finney: no deal

Vance: what the hell is happening

Robin: finneys bargaining with other finney to get his phone back

Bruce: i think i'm sick

Vance: I TOLD YOU NOT TO STAND OUT IN THE RAIN

Bruce: VANEC HELPEMEE

Bruce: IM GOINGNTO START CRYIFN

Vance: WHAT DO I DO.

Bruce: TAKE THE SICKNESS AWAY

Vance: BABY I WOULD IF I COULD

Robin: revolting

Finney: HA

Bruce: DONT LAUGH AT ME IM SUFFERING AND I HATE BEING SICK

Robin: is it covid

Vance: no it's bc he stood out in the rain like he's waterproof or something

: sometimes he is waterproof

Griffin: what

Gwen: alright Finney I think we need to take your blood pressure

: IM NOT CRAZY I KNOW IT

Gwen: you might know it but others don't

Billy: good morning

Bruce: its 6:47 PM

Vance: damn it he woke up

Vance: i was feeling lucky today too

Billy: 😕

: SOMEONE GET ME MY PHONE

Finney: give me both ur kneecaps

: FUCK YOU

Robin: YOWZA

Finney: i like knowing i made him curse

Vance: just track your phone and take it from him

: with what strength

Finney: are you guys assuming my pronouns

Vance: yes

: 🤦

Robin: what are your prns finney 2.0

Finney: no

Billy: NO????

Finney: nah

Vance: WTH DO U MEAN NAH

Finney: eh

Robin: SPEAK ENGLISH

Bruce: none of those words strung together make a cohesive response

Bruce: i'm about to pass out

Billy: WHAT

Vance: THATS IT IM COMING OVER

Bruce: NO IM SICK I'LL GET U SICK

Vance: TOO BAD

Bruce: IM LOCKING MY DOORS

Vance: HAH I HAVE A KEY

Bruce: NO

Finney: couples quarrel

Finney: you guys are so cute i just want to murder you both

Bruce: ..how nice 🙂

Robin: okay guys what are we doing for billy's birthday

: let's throw a surprise party

Finney: can i come i'll bring cake

Griffin: sold

Vance: WHO EVEN ARE YOU

Vance: NO U CANT COME??

Finney: "NO U CANT COME??" so what you're REALLY saying is you hate people of color

Vance: i'm done i quit goodbye

Robin: HAH

: so what we know abt this person is that they're a person of color

: that's all

Finney: would you guys love me if i was a dead blade of yellowish green grass

Bruce: that was oddly specific

Griffin: we never loved you

Finney: its always the ones with the dumbest names

Griffin: where do you live

Finney: the streets

Griffin: what

Finney: i'm homeless

Griffin: i hope nobody stops to give u money

Vance: JESUS

Finney: its bc im black for sure

Robin: UR BLACK?

Finney: nah

: WHAT

Finney: one sec lemme decide

Vance: DECIDE UR RACE???

Finney: ya hold plz

Robin: WHAT THE FUCK

Vance: this is what i get for trying to help plan a birthday party

Robin: FIRST OF ALL THAT WAS ME

Robin: Finney 2.0 are you gay

Finney: is that a disease

Bruce: izy sexualfity

Finney: plz take ur meds

Bruce: MY HEAD HURTS.

Vance: SLEEP.

Finney: finney we're dating

: WHAT???

Finney: yea

: can we break up please

Finney: no thanks

: how abt now

Finney: maybe

Robin: WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE U STEALING MY GF

Robin: boyfriend

Robin: my bad

: 😕 don't let it happen again

Finney: hes literally my bf idk what u mean

Robin: BACK AWAY

Finney: u literally hate black people

Robin: STOP SAYING THAT

Finney: ROBIN HATES BLACK PEOPLE

Finney: you're so misogynistic

Robin: i quit i don't stand a chance

Vance: join the club

: the club of what? losers?

Vance: alpha men 😈🔥

Bruce: we need to break up

Vance: NO

: FINNEY TWO WHATS UR NAME

Finney: FINNEY.

: NO FR IM GOING TO ADD UR ACTUAL PHONE TO THE GC

Finney: i'm abt to slap you

Bruce: that got violent real fast

Bruce: the world is spinning

Vance: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SLEEP

Bruce: FINE

Vance: THANK YOU

: WHY AM I BEING SLAPPED

Finney: MY NAME IS FINNEY DIPSHIT

: OHHH WAIT I THOUGHT U WERE JOKING

Finney: 🤦

: IVE NEVER MET A GIRL NAMED FINNEY

Finney: 😕

Finney: i am in ur math class.

Robin: WOAH WHAT

Vance: GOD DAMN IT BRUCE LISTENING TO THE SMITHS IS NOT SLEEPING

Bruce: ARE YOU STALKING ME

Vance: GET IN BED.

Finney: woah keep it PG folks

Bruce: NO

Finney: EXCUSE ME???

Bruce: I WAS TALKING TO VANCE NOT YOU

Vance: go to sleep bruce.

Bruce: 😛

Griffin: 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

Vance: you didn't.

Billy: now you know how i feel

Finney: omg hey billy my friend knows u have a crush on him

Billy: what

Billy: WHAT

Vance: HAAAAAAH

Finney: GUYS I HAVE MY PHONE BACK

Robin: don't tell me you gave her both your kneecaps

Finney: NO SHE GAVE IT BC SHE WAS BORED WITH IT

Gwen: AW IM GOING TO MISS GIRL FINNEY

Robin: did u two even interact once

Gwen: no i was afraid she'd ask for my bones

Billy: I FOUND MY DOG IT WAS UNDER MY BED

Griffin: WHAT THE HELL WAS IT DOING UNDER THERE

Billy: reading my diary

Billy: i told her to stop but she threatened to start smoking again

Griffin: we need to get you some friends bud

Griffin: like seriously

Vance: LETS GO TO FLORIDA TO FIND HIM SOME FRIENDS

Finney: ISNT THAT WHERE IAN IS

Billy: who's ian

Griffin: open the schools.

Griffin: lord please open the schools

Gwen: HURRICANE IAN DUMBASS

Billy: OOOHHHH

42069: Warning II you will die tonight.

Billy: WHAT DID I DO.

Billy: WHO ARE YOU.

Vance: NOT ANOTHER ONE PLZ NOT ANOTHER ONE

42069: don't worry it's the same one 💗

42069: i missed you vancey

Bruce: 🤨

Vance: BRUCE

42069: hes jealous of me fr

Bruce: WHY AND HOW ARE U EVEN BACK IN HERE

42069: see

42069: bruce is the type of person to go "why don't you go talk to your new friend 😒" when vance comes up to him after spending a few minutes talking to some random boy

Robin: that is so true

Vance: scarily accurate

Bruce: I WOULD NOT

42069: it's ok u can admit it this is a safe place

Bruce: no you scare me

Finney: i freaking lost my phone and thought girl finney took it again and panicked

Finney: but i was literally using my phone light to look for it

Billy: LMFAOOOO

Billy: SO WHERE WAS IT

Griffin: how are you in AP classes

42069: i'm truly disappointed by each and every one of you

authors note:

I HAVE SO MANY QUIZZES AND TESTS NEXT WEEK LIKE AN INSANE AMOUNT LITERALLY WTF IS HAPPENING