Bruce: vance told me there's a little elf in my closet who's going to eat my limbs and now i'm scared to go to sleep

Billy: HOW DID HE EVEN COME UP WITH THAT

Vance: i'm going to get u ehehehe 😁

Bruce: NO PELASPELEASEPLEAPDKWPAO

Robin: man started begging for his life 😕

Bruce: OH MY GOD I THINK I JUST HEARD MY CLOSET DOOR OPEN

Vance: he's walking across ur room

Bruce: STOPSTOPSFOPSG

Vance: hes gonna get you brucey 😆

Finney: WHAT IS GOING ON

Bruce: vance was in my closet ☹️

Billy: yea what's new?

Vance: IM NOT NORMALLY IN BRUCES CLOSET BILLY

Robin: you did that all for a elf

Vance: yea bc now i get to cuddle him to sleep bc he's scared of a nonexistent elf

Bruce: NONEXISTENT ??

Vance: you didn't see that

Robin: damn does that really work

Vance: yea trust

Robin: ok

Robin: finney there's a dragon in your closet

Finney: OMG I LOVE DRAGONS

Finney: i just opened my closet and there's no dragon ROBIN YOURE A LIAR I HATE YOU

Robin: what did i do wrong

Griffin: you had one job

Robin: I WANT MY MONEY BACK

Vance: NO REFUNDS

Robin: GIVE ME MY MONEY BEFORE I YANK YOUR HAIR OUT

Vance: YANK ON DEEZ NUTS 😛😛😛

Griffin: 😛😛😛😛😛

Billy: oh my god its spreading

Billy: gwen we have to stop him

Gwen: i have cramps i'm not doing shit

Billy:

Gwen: what the fuck

Bruce: WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL

Finney: SHREDDING????????

Gwen: WHY THE FUCK WOULD U SHOW ME THAT

Billy: I THOUGHT YOUD WANT TO KNOW

Gwen: WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT TO KNOW THAT MY UTERUS IS RIPPING ITSELF UP??????

Billy: IDK MAYBE UR CURIOUS

Vance: 😨

Robin: not one person in this gc needed to know this

Robin: except gwen maybe

Gwen: i definitely didnt.

Finney: and brme

Bruce: 😕 why are you like this

Finney: STOP IT

Vance: finney why do u need to know

Finney: ..yes

Vance: that's not an answer

Billy: SEE I HELPED SOMEONE

Finney: ....definitely

Griffin: are you okay

Finney: YES

Finney: oh wait mentally or physically

Griffin: both

Finney: No

Robin: OMG HI GRIFFIN YOUVE BEEN RLY QUIET TODAY

Griffin: yeah i wish you'd do the same

Robin: this is what i get for trying to be nice

Finney: WAKE UP RISE AND SHINE ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY

Bruce: it'd be a beautiful day if i was dead

Vance: what

Bruce: MY STOMACH HURTS

Vance: WHAT DO U WANT ME TO DO.

Gwen: at least your uterus isn't ripping itself up

Bruce: that's funny bc

Gwen: griffin u need to stay indoors today, don't go outside, lock your doors, and someone needs to stay by you at all times

Griffin: i just woke up

Gwen: GO BACK TO SLEEP

Gwen: BILLY GO STAY WITH HIM

Griffin: WHAT THE HELL WOMAN

Gwen: LISTEN TO ME

Griffin: WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT.

Billy: I HAVE SCHOOL

Gwen: if you let griffin out of ur sight he'll die

Finney: my reaction to this information

Finney:

Bruce: STOP NO

Robin: Shes so crazzzzzy! Love her!!!

Billy: MY reaction to this information

Billy:

Robin: wth are u thinking abt thats so serious

Bruce: that picture makes me want to die

Bruce: why is my hair so flat i'm going to die

Billy: my teacher was right when she said i would be the cause of someone's deep rooted depression

Vance: YOUR TEACHER SAID WHAT

Robin: WHATEVER this is MY reaction to this information

Robin:

Bruce: okay that's not a bad picture

Bruce: i'll let it slide

Vance: why the hell is there hair behind you

Griffin: that's yours

Vance: WHAT

Gwen: CAN YOU GUYS TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY

Gwen: ITS GRIFFINS DEATH DAY AND YOU GUYS ARE DOING THIS

Billy:

Finney: OH MY GOD

Vance: why

Robin: you look like marry poppins

Gwen: I HATE YOU ALL

Gwen: I HAD A DREAM GRIFFIN WAS GOING TO GET KIDNAPPED TODAY

Griffin: no

Gwen: WDYM NO???

Griffin: i'll just tell the kidnapper no

Griffin: no means no

Gwen: i should just let him get you

Vance: i mean i have a dream i get mauled to death by a dog every night but i'm still here

Gwen: ..YOU HAVE THAT DREAM TOO?

Vance: oh fuck

Vance: BILLY KEEP UR DOG AWAY FROM ME

Billy: POLKA DOTS WOULD NEVER HURT ANYONE

Griffin: polka what

Robin: Pocahontas

Finney: 😕

Gwen: either ur dyslexia is getting worse or you're just getting dumber

Griffin: there's a good chance it's both

Bruce: I JUST GOT SCAMMED

Vance: BRUCE WHAT

Vance: YOU SAID YOU WERE SHOWERING

Bruce: I WAS AND I GOT SCAMMED SOMEHOW

Billy: IN THE SHOWER????

Robin: my reaction to that information

Robin:

Bruce: this is cyberbullying

Griffin: why are you standing like that

Bruce: go outside griffin i double dog dare you

Gwen: NO DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

Griffin: BUT ITS A DOUBLE DOG DARE

Gwen: IF SOMEONE DOUBLE DOG DARED U TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF WOULD U DO IT

Griffin: IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION

Gwen: thank god u had me worried there

Griffin: OBVIOUSLY I WOULD

Gwen: 😕

Finney: i'm still trying to figure out how bruce got scammed

Bruce: i got this message

Bruce:

Robin: you pressed on the link didn't you

Bruce: YES BUT IT GETS WORSE

Bruce: I FILLED OUT MY ADDRESS AND THEN ITS LIKE "we need ur credit card info" AND SO I FILL THAT OUT

Bruce: THEN I REALIZE I DIDNT ORDER A PACKAGE IN THE FIRST PLACE

Finney: 🤦

Vance: i just audibly sighed

Vance: why do i let u shower alone

Robin: 🤨 wdym by that

Billy: pls think before sending messages, thank u!! 💗😁

Vance: THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT

Bruce: just a tad disturbed

Gwen: A TAD???????

Bruce: he's said weirder

Finney: HES WHAT?????

Robin: i'm going to cry

authors note:

anyways guys today i got scammed