Bruce: guys i got elmo socks

Gwen: that's so cool bruce!!

Gwen: WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS PUT ALBERTS BODY IN THE LAKE

Bruce: oh boy

Billy: 👀

Robin: wow would u look at that nice weather

Finney: everybody look to the left

Vance: everybody look to the right??

Griffin: WHO TH IS ALBERT

Gwen: THE GRABBER

Griffin: oh then that was us

Billy: GRIFFIN.

Robin: gwen since when were u on first name basis with the grabber

Gwen: SHUT THE HELL UP

Gwen: THE NEW MAYOR JUST DRAINED THE LAKE

Bruce: aw shucks

Robin: aw what 🧏🧏

Billy: WTF DID SHE DO THAT FOR

Gwen: IDFK

Gwen: BUT THEY FOUND HIS BODY

Bruce: LISTEN WE FELT BAD FOR JUST LEAVING HIM THERE

Gwen: ..YOU FELT BAD FOR THE CHILD MURDERING PEDO??

Robin: NO FOR THE PPL WHO WOULD HAVE TO WALK OUT AND SEE HIS BODY ON THE STAIRS

Gwen: so you throw him in a lake.

Finney: actually we had a very smart plan to put him back in the basement to make it look like griffin killed him out of self defense

Gwen: oh my god

Gwen: SO HOW THE HELL DID HIS BODY END UP IN THE LAKE

Robin: the first mistake was letting Bruce drive

Gwen: why would you

Gwen: i need to sit down

Bruce: HEY I DID A GOOD JOB

Vance: that's right sweetheart you did don't listen to them

Griffin: the way you're whipped to the point where you're lying to him is crazy

Gwen: WHY THE HELL WERENT YOU DRIVING VANCE

Vance: BECAUSE I GOT BIT BY A FUCKING DOG

Billy: bruce do you wear a shower cap in the shower

Bruce: no

Billy: WHAT THE FUCK

Finney: billy is there smth you want to share

Billy: i plead the fifth

Bruce: do you ever do smth and then completely forget why you did it

Bruce: i just took off my shirt for absolutely no reason im so confused

Finney: arent u at vance's 🤔

Bruce: yes

Robin: aint no way you pull

Bruce: i dont.

Robin: THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TAKING OFF YOUR SHIRT AT VANCES HOUSE

Bruce: IF I KNEW I WOULD TELL YOU

Vance: for the record im in a different room

Finney: 🤨 thank you for telling us that..

Gwen: how did we get here

Gwen: this wasn't even the subject five minutes ago

Billy: OH RIGHT WE WERE TELLING YOU HOW WE MANAGED TO FUCK EVERYTHING UP

Bruce: so we loaded the grabbers dead body into the backseat of the car

Finney: that sentence alone could send us to jail

Robin: LETS NOT LEAVE OUT HOW YOU PUT THAT THING ON ME AND GRIFFIN

Griffin: as if i wasnt traumatized enough

Vance: THERE WASNT ANY ROOM ANYWHERE ELSE

Griffin: yeah so long story short the grabber wasnt actually dead just unconscious and he woke up and tried to choke me to death

Griffin: I WAS JUST MINDING MY BUSINESS AND HE GOES ALL ANGRYTRON 3000 ON ME

Gwen: its because you're a cute little boy

Griffin: AW THX

Gwen: no im fr thats the reason

Griffin: oh

Griffin: anyways then finney opened the car door and shoved him out and he rolled into the lake

Gwen: ☺️

Gwen: i'm breaking up with you

Bruce: WHO?!?!?!

Gwen: all of you

Griffin: NO YOU BETTER NOT

Griffin: NOT AFTER WHAT YOU PUT ME THRU

Gwen: FINE.

Griffin: FINE.

Billy: just walked in on vance brutally murdering bruce

Robin: im so unfazed by that its sad

Vance: I WAS TICKLING HIM

Billy: MORE LIKE TORTURING

Billy: HE WAS ONE BREATH AWAY FROM DEATH

Vance: STOP WHAT

Finney: WOAH WOAH WOAH HOW COME BILLY GETS TO COME OVER

Robin: YEAH IVE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO UR HOUSE

Vance: finney why did i just see you in the comments of an ao3 fanfic

Robin: 🤨

Finney: ..stop trying to change the subject

Griffin: no vance why were YOU in the comments of a fanfic

Robin: the fact that you even own an ao3 acc is so funny to me

Finney: the fact that you read stories on there is even funnier

Vance: STOP I SAW THE DESCRIPTION AND IT REMINDED ME OF HOW ME AND BRUCE FIRST MET

Gwen: how did you guys meet anyways

Robin: OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THIS SO WELL I CALL TELLING IT

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Bruce: i hate my life

Griffin: what'd you do

Bruce: WHY ARE YOU ASSUMING IT WAS ME WHO DID SOMETHING

Billy: let's be fr rn

Finney: we went to the store and vance walked down the isle while we were there and bruce somehow managed to trip over HIS OWN shopping cart

Griffin: 😕

Finney: him and vance just sort of stared at each other for a few seconds before bruce ran out crying

Griffin: at your grown age

Bruce: LEAVE ME ALONE

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Finney: GUYS HELP VANCE IS CHASING ME

Robin: its been twelve hours

Griffin: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE TO DO AT 8 AM

Finney: OKAY SO YESTERDAY I WAS AT THE CONNIVENCE STORE BUYING PRINGLES FOR ME AND ROBIN AND VANCE GOT ARRESTED

Bruce: WHAT.

Bruce: DOES HE NEED BAIL MONEY

Billy: bruce you have 2¢

Bruce: 🙎

Finney: AND I HELPED OPEN THE DOOR FOR THE COPS SO NOW HES MAD

Bruce: WAIT IM COMING MAYBE I CAN CALM HIM DOWN

Robin: oh my god are you going to go "VANCE THIS ISNT YOU."

Bruce: imagine i stabbed you

Robin: RACIST

Bruce: YOURE RACIST.

Finney: WE'RE ALL RACIST JUST STOP

Finney: wait

Griffin: who's we.

Billy: yeah finney keep that to urself..

Finney: THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT I JUST&'a jw kwo

Griffin: you just &'a jw kwo

Robin: i did that the other day

Griffin: FR?? SAME.

Bruce: GUYS HELP VANCE IS CHASING ME

Robin: do you guys hear something??

Bruce: he punched finney

Robin: HE WHAT.

Bruce: OH SO U HEAR THAT BUT NOT ME.

Robin: I CANT BELIEVE HED HURT FINN

Robin: oh it's ON

Billy: like donkey kong 😈

Griffin: remove yourself from this chat

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Bruce: how did you bike into us

Billy: I THINK MY BRAKES ARE BROKEN

Griffin: WE ALL HAVE DETENTION BC OF YOU

Billy: NO ITS FINNEYS FAULT FOR HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN YESTERDAY

Finney: HEY.

Robin: FINNEY DIDNT DO ANYTHING

Finney: thanks for sticking up for me robin

Robin: no problem 💗💗

Robin: its obviously billy's fault

Billy:

Billy: OHHH I REMEMBER NOW

Vance: oh yeah

Vance: the good times

Billy: you hated me then

Vance: NO??

Billy: YES??

Vance: what room is detention in

Vance: i got lost

Griffin: at your grown age

Billy: GRIFFIN BE NICE

Billy: room 222

Vance: i don't like you

Billy: WHAT.

Billy: GRIFFINS THE ONE BEING MEAN

Vance: didnt you run me over with your bike

Vance: you should watch where you're going

Billy: I WAS LITERALLY ON THE SIDEWALK.

Bruce: why am i even in detention i don't go to this school

Gwen: yeah and me and griffin are in a whole different grade

Vance: just leave

Bruce: woah that's such a good idea vance

Bruce: youre so smart

Finney: 🤨

Vance: ..thanks

Robin: didn't you get held back two times

Vance: didn't you see?

Billy: see what?

Vance: see deez nuts on your face

Billy:

Vance: OHHH YEAH I REMEMBER NOW

Billy: yeah 😒