Griffin: i just took one of those naps where you wake up and don't even know what planet you're on

Bruce: my twitter history is crazy rn

Griffin: i shouldn't have woken up

Robin: YOUR WHAT IS WHAT????

Billy: delete the message or reiterate

Finney: that's possibly very 18+ of you bruce

Griffin: i expect this from vance but not you 😕

Vance: EXCUSE YOU.

Vance: WHY ME

Griffin: idk you're 14

Bruce: WHAT. ☹️

Bruce: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS ON ABOUT I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE AN ORIGAMI HORSE

Finney: OOHHHHHH

Billy: see now why wouldn't you lead with that

Bruce: I DID.

Bruce: WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE ON TWITTER FOR

Robin: im not even going to say anything abt this one

Finney: WHY WOULD YOU ASK TWITTER TO HELP YOU MAKE AN ORGAMI HORSE

Bruce: BECAUSE WHERE ELSE DO I GO

Gwen: YOUTUBE????

Bruce:

Finney: oh gosh ☹️

Billy: THE MULTIPLE SPELLING MISTAKES

Bruce: ENGLISH ISNT MY FIRST LANGUAGE

Griffin: you and robin have got to stop using this as an excuse

Griffin: where do you think "orgaminhorse" was going to get you

Bruce: THIS IS UNFAIR

Gwen: LITERALLY WHY GO TO TWITTER TO LOOK IT UP WHEN THERES YOUTUBE

Robin: EXACTLY

Vance: yes bruce you have to watch out for the dangers of twitter

Bruce: 🤨

Vance: like

Vance: FINNEY YOU EXPLAIN IT

Finney: WOAH WHAT

Vance: ITS AWKWARD FOR ME TO EXPLAIN IT

Bruce: NOBODY EXPLAIN IT.

Bruce: I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

Vance: THEN WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME BEGIN TO EXPLAIN IT

Bruce: I DIDNT DO ANYTHING.

Vance: EXACTLY

Vance: THE PROBLEM IS WHAT YOU DIDNT DO

Bruce: IM GOING TO FRY YOU

Vance: TRY ME

Billy: they both just went offline 😨

Robin: I JUST SAW DRME WALKING ACROSS THE STREET

Finney: HUH??

Robin: DTAUM

Billy: how did it get worse

Robin: DRARM

Griffin: i have 0 clue what you're trying to say

Robin: sigh

Robin: that's what the mask is.. that's what the point of the mask is..

Gwen: OHHHHHHH

Robin: WHY DID YOU GET THAT BUT NOT ME LITERALLY SAYING DREAM

Robin: oh wait that wasn't dream that was your dad

Gwen: i want a new brother in law

Finney: NO GWEN.

Gwen: BUT FINNEY

Gwen: HES HIT HIS HEAD ONE TOO MANY TIMES

Robin: MY HOPFENSTANGE?????

Gwen: see what i mean

Finney: ok i'm starting to see where you're coming from

Gwen: what if this was my last straw and you found me dead in a bathtub tmr morning

Finney: first i'd think "wow i knew she liked stanley uris but i thought she was being a witch for halloween"

Griffin: 😨

Finney: then i'd think "like mother like daughter ig"

Gwen: 😧

Finney: then i'd be like "damn it now i half to deal with my dad going 'i told you so'"

Finney: then i'd cry

Gwen: THEN YOUD CRY?????

Gwen: AFTER ALL THAT?????

Finney: its the shock of it all

Robin: HOPFENSTANGE

Billy: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

Finney: IS THAT EVEN ENGLISH

Griffin: NO SHOT

Bruce:

Finney: hop stick.

Finney: robin let me take your temperature

Robin: NO

Billy: OH MY GOD BRUCE YOURE BACK

Bruce: yes i apologized for trying to fry vance in a deep frier

Gwen: WHAT..

Vance: and i stopped chasing him around with a loaded gun 😕

Griffin: i missed a chapter

Gwen: no we missed the whole damn book

Billy: AWWW YOU GUYS MADE UP HOW SWEET

Billy: now hug it out

Vance: alr fun's over

Billy: HUG IT OUT.

Vance: i'll hurt you

Billy: sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me 💗

Vance: i'll steal your dog

Billy: hey listen i was wrong abt you

Griffin: switched up REALLL fast

Gwen: bro thought he was edgar allen poe for a sec

Finney: ROBIN JUST BIT MY HAND

Vance: THIS NEEDS TO STOP.

Robin: HE TOOK MY TEMPERATURE

Vance: SO YOU BIT HIM???????

Robin: bruce bite vance

Bruce: i'm a minor

Robin: STOP

Finney: I THINK HE BROKE MY HAND

Vance: that's on you for being weak

Finney: SHUT UP

Vance: WOAH.. FINNS ARRIVED.

Finney: ROBINS BITES ARE LIKE VENOMOUS

Robin: DONT TAKE MY TEMPERATURE.

Finney: THE THERMOMETER DOESNT BITE

Finney: YOU on the other hand

Billy: did you forget abt robins deadly fear of thermometers

Finney: HIS WHAT.

Gwen: literally i cant take it

Gwen: i need a new brother in law

Gwen: you had a crush on bruce at one point finney just get it back

Finney: GWENDOLYN

Bruce: oh

Gwen: WAS THAT A SECRET?

Vance: 🤨

Finney: SEE NOW VANCE ISNT EVER GOING TO LET ME AROUND BRUCE AGAIN

Robin: WHEN WAS THIS.

Finney: BEFORE I MET YOU

Gwen: i remember when you saw robin for the first time

Finney: MY GOD THAT WAS ALMOST THREE YEARS AGO

Gwen: finney are we walking home together? ive been waiting for five minutes but i don't see you

Finney: I THINK I JUST FELL IN LOVE

Gwen: alright i'll meet you at home pal

Finney: I SAW THE CUTEST BOY EVER

Gwen: bruce?

Finney: NO.

Gwen: DONT "NO." ME YOURE THE ONE WHO SAID YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM AFTER HE TOLD YOU YOURE THE ONLY ONE HE TRUSTED ENOUGH TO COME OUT AS TRANS TO

Finney: anyways.. his name is robin i think

Gwen: see i told you the first day of middle school wouldn't be bad

Finney: moose beat me up

Gwen: me and griffin will take care of him

Finney: do NOT blow up his locker again

Gwen: THAT WAS GRIFFINS IDEA

Finney: YET GRIFFIN DIDNT GET IN TROUBLE

Gwen: YES HE DID HIS MOM TOOK AWAY HIS NINTENDO

Finney: 🤨

Gwen: the equivalent to our dad beating us

Gwen: he was allowed a visitor and i walked in and he was sobbing and rolling around on the ground

Finney: OHHHH

Robin:

Robin: WHAT THE HELL ARE YALL DOING 😕

Finney: it's embarrassing to be friends with you guys

Billy: BITCH I WAKE UP, NO STYLIST 🔥🔥🔥

Vance: you guys are just mad you can't get into the 14+ squad

Robin: trust me that's not it

Griffin:

Gwen: the hell

Billy: you get the craziest tiktoks on ur fyp what is wrong with your app

Griffin: i don't KNOW.

authors note:

THE NOSTYLIST SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD I WANT TO BE FREED IT WONT STOP PLAYIGN TEARS ARE RUNNING DOWN MY FACE SOMEONE HELP ME ESCAPE