Robin: i got a goldfish

Bruce: 🐠

Robin: YES BUT GOLD

Robin: his name is turbo

Finney: you're so cute

Vance: that's the ugliest name ever what the hell do you want your fish to kill itself

Robin: 🙁

Finney: SEE NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID VANCE

Vance: HES THE ONE NAMING HIS FISH TURBO

Vance: ISNT THAT THE NAME OF A SNAIL????

Robin: you're a snail

Robin: an ugly one

Finney: ROBIN CAZAREZ ARELLANO

Robin: HE INSULTED TURBO

Bruce: OH MY GOD MY GRANDAMS COMING OVER

Robin: WHY

Bruce: FOR THANKSGIVING

Billy: THANKSGIVING ISNT FOR ANOTHER 3 MONTHS WTF???

Bruce: ??

Bruce: THANKSGIVING IS IN NOVEMBER

Robin: NO THATS LITERALLY VALENTINE's DAY

Vance: DUMBASS VALENTINE's DAY IS FEBUARY

Billy: NO THATS CHRISTMAS

Billy: hey remember when bruce believed in santa

Bruce: remember when i punched you

Billy: NO WHEN WAS THAT??

Bruce: in abt 2 minutes

Vance: i've taught him so well

Griffin: WAIIIT I THOUGHT JESUS WAS BORN IN APRIL NOT FEBUARY

Gwen: GRIFFIN THATS EASTER AND THATS NOT EVEN HIS BIRTHDAY

Gwen: after all the christian lore i've taken the time to explain to you

Griffin: i spaced out after adam and steve

Gwen: ITS ADAM AND EVE?????????

Griffin: oh

Billy: my boss is making me put my phone away now bye guys 😣😣

Robin: WHAT WHERE DO YOU WORK??

Billy: target

Billy: we really have no idea what death is like, so why are we scared of it? nobody knows how that shit feel

Vance: wtf are they making you do at target man

Billy: what happens at target stays at target

Finney: GRIFFIN

Griffin: FINNEY IM PLAYING SUPER SMASH BROS WHAT IS IT

Finney: gwen just coughed

Griffin: she what

Gwen: IT WAS ONE SINGULAR COUGH

Griffin: WE CANT TAKE ANY CHANCES

Billy: ??

Vance: someone should ask

Bruce: okay i got this

Bruce: WHAT IS HAPPENING

Finney: WHENEVER GWEN GETS SICK GRIFFIN DOES OR VISE VERSA

Robin: oh my god i remember the pneumonia incident

Finney: WE DIDNT EVEN KNOW EACHOTHER THEN

Robin: people told me

Finney: WERE YOU EVEN LIVING IN THIS STATE??

Robin: word spread

Vance: wtf is the pneumonia incident

Griffin: ME AND GWEN KEPT SNEEZING AND COUGHING AT THE EXACT SAME TIME AND THEN WE HAD THE EXACT SAME TEMPERATURE

Gwen: we also had pneumonia

Gwen: WITH THE EXACT SAME SYMPTOMS THAT STARTED AND STOPPED AT THE EXACT SAME TIME

Griffin: OH MY GOD WHAT ABT THE MONTANA INCIDENT

Vance: why would you go to montana

Billy: wtf is montana

Bruce: 😕

Griffin: I GO THERE TO SKI.

Griffin: AND WE BOTH GOT SICK AT THE SAME TIME EVEN THO WE WERE IN TWO VERY DIFFERENT STATES

Bruce: and you're sure you guys aren't twins..

Billy: it's giving liv and maddie

Vance: what's that

Billy: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY??

Billy: go watch it now

Vance: NO ITS A KIDS SHOW

Billy: BRUCEEEEE

Vance: NO DONT GET BRUCE IM SORRY I TAKE IT BACK I'LL WATCH IT

Finney: the power of bruce

Griffin: OH FUCK I JUST ALMOST DIED COUGHING

Gwen: SAME????

Finney: ALRIGHT BOTH OF YOU COME TO THE LIVING ROOM

Finney: robin it's time to see if we could ever take care of kids

Robin: KIDS???? I CANT EVEN TAKE CARE OF MY FISH

Vance: WHAT WHERE IS YOUR FISH

Robin: ON THE CEILING

Billy: you're such a greg hefley

Robin: don't ever contact me again

Robin: i seriously cannot believe you'd say something like that to me after all we've been through

Billy: NO IM SORRY ROBIN

Billy: wait what did we go thru together

Robin: oh idk maybe that time we killed a child murdering magician together???

Billy: BUT TECHNICALLY WE DIDNT ACTUALLY KILL HIM SOOO

Robin: you know what billy

Robin: FUCK YOU

Billy: 😧

Finney: ROBIN PLEASE HELP GRIFFIN AND GWEN ARE RUNNING AROUND AND BLASTING CARDI B

Robin: OH MY GOD I WANT TO JOIN

Finney: NO YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING ME

Gwen: i feel sick

Griffin: same

Robin: nvm i don't want to join

Vance: 😕

Billy: turn that frown upside down!

Vance: i will fucking end your life

Bruce: VANCE.

Vance: nana booboo

Robin: bro thinks he's a clown

Billy: he IS a clown

Griffin: don't clowns go honk honk

Billy: someone take his temperature

Billy: or gwen's since they'll just be the same

Robin: WAIT DO YOU THINK IF WE PUT THEM IN FRONT OF EACHOTHER AND GAVE THEM A WORD THEY COULD READ EACHOTHERS MINDS

Finney: THATS SUCH A GOOD IDEA

Robin: i'm full of them

Vance: let's not go too far now

Finney: WE TEXT GRIFFIN A WORD AND HE'LL THINK OF IT AND GWEN WILL HAVE TO SAY IT OUT LOUD

Bruce: ARENT THEY SICK SHOULDNT THEY BE RESTING

Finney: THIS IS SCIEVCE BRUCE

Vance: YEA IT RESTS FOR NOBODY

Bruce: spell 'scievce' correctly vance

Vance: you're mean

Bruce: NO IM SORRY

Vance: A BIG MEANIE

Billy: bros acting like he's 2

Vance: i hope the target you work at blows up but only in the section you work in so your boss gets mad at you

Billy: YOU WHORE

Vance: 🫢

Robin: WOAH.

Gwen: it was only a matter of time before that word was used in this groupchat

Griffin: i'm honestly shocked it's taken this long

Finney: GWEN OFF YOUR PHONE WE'RE TESTING IT

Robin: okay the word is cucumber

Griffin: what's that

Robin: what

Griffin: ??

Finney: GRIFFIN WHAT

Griffin: im confused

Vance: maybe we should take him to the children's hospital

Bruce:

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Bruce: THESE???????

Billy: why wouldn't you just search up a picture

Bruce: the second i saw cats any other option went out the window

Griffin: OH YEA TOMATO

Vance: alr i'm coming to pick u guys up we're talking a little road trip to the hospital!!

Griffin: YAAAY ROAD-TRIP