Finney: just found out it's not normal to sleep in your bed with a life size sana cutout

Griffin: ?

Gwen: obviously not

Gwen: you do it with a nayeon cutout dumb dumb

Griffin: ??

Billy: guys let's play paranoia except we don't drink and we just say random secrets about ourselves instead

Griffin: bro said "let's play paranoia" and then proceeded to list a whole different game

Billy: SHUT IT

Vance: i'm convinced griffins high all the time

Griffin: IM 11

Vance: SO WHAT

Griffin: 😨?

Vance: ?

Griffin: IM JUST A LITTLE BOY

Gwen: that reminds me of the time the grabber asked what breed griffin was and i had to say just a little boy

Vance: WHAT ON EARTH

Gwen: yeah we had some good times

Vance: YOU AND THE GRABBER????

Gwen: ME AND GRIFFIN DUMBASS

Vance: WHEN DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN

Bruce: while you were golfing with billy's dad

Vance: you're so lucky you're cute or i'd steal ur shoes and bike

Bruce: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ASKED

Vance: FINE. MEET ME OUTSIDE IN 10.

Bruce: FINE.

Gwen: the amount of times you guys threaten to beat each other up only to end up doing some cringy couple shit is truly sickening

Griffin: i love you

Gwen: i thought you were gay

Griffin: I DIDNT MEAN I LOVE YOU LIKE THAT

Gwen: SO YOU ARE GAY?????

Griffin: i'm blocking you

Griffin: nvm i cant do this

Billy: IT HASNT EVEN BEEN 30 SECONDS

Gwen: I DIDNT EVEN GET TIME TO REALIZE AND PROCESS THE FACT THAT YOU HAD BLOCKED ME

Robin: do you ever get in the shower and the curtain fucking strangles you

Vance: i was wondering where you went i thought you died

Robin: go get mauled by a dog again

Billy: 😧

Vance: someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed

Robin: no i woke up on the ceiling

Griffin: ?

Bruce: i cant even tell if he's joking or being for real rn

Gwen: ISNT FINNEY IN THE SHOWER?????

Robin: I DONT KNOW????

Gwen: ARENT U IN THE SHOWER????

Robin: I WAS IN MY SHOWER.

Robin: AT MY HOME.

Griffin: that's a first

Robin: ZIP IT MCDONALDS HAIR

Griffin: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Gwen: LISTEN IVE CAUGHT U AND FINNEY IN A BATH TOGETHER SO IDK HOW FAR YOULL GO

Billy: .

Vance: pardon me?

Bruce: YOU WHAT

Gwen: THEY HAD SNORKELS AND FULL ON SWIM SUITS WITH LIFE VESTS AND LIKE 8 RUBBER DUCKS

Griffin: tears are falling down onto my ipod touch

Vance: thank god

Gwen: cmon guys they haven't even had their first kiss get your heads out of the gutter

Vance: hold up SNORKELS?????????

Billy: i love how you immediately questioned the snorkels but not the life vests

Vance: they could drown

Gwen: yeah finney once almost drowned in the bathtub

Billy: OH MY GOD I DID THAT WHEN I WAS 3

Gwen: this was literally not even a year ago

Bruce: oh

Finney: whatd i miss

Billy: HOW DID YOU ALMOST DROWN IN THE BATHTUB

Finney: ROBIN YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT TELL

Robin: I DIDNT GWEN TOLD ABT THE OTHER TIME

Gwen: THIS HAS HAPPENED MORE THAN ONCE???????????

Gwen: YOU HAD A LIFE VEST ON FINNEY.

Finney: RIGHT I WAS JUST AS SHOCKED

Billy: you also almost lost your innocent couple spot

Robin: we worked so hard for that too

Finney: we're literally up against brance we didn't even have to do anything

Bruce: HEY WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.

Finney: i know what you are

Bruce: yeah

Robin:

Griffin:

Griffin: that was the most embarrassing thing i've ever done in my entire life

Billy:

Bruce: HAAAH URS IS SMALL

Vance: woah.

Vance: oh u meant the flag

Bruce: ☹️

Vance:

Finney: lord help us all

Vance: i sent my flag

Robin: WOAH I FORGOT U WERE GERMAN

Robin: SAY SOMETHING IN GERMAN

Vance: Ich bin unter deinem Bett

Robin: oh

Robin: i have 0 clue what you just said

Vance: it's for your own good

Griffin: idc if you're german just don't do it in front of me

Vance: what have you said

Griffin: WHY WOULD I KNOW I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD????

Finney: YOURE THE ONE WHO SAID IT

Griffin: this is why i headcannon you as schizophrenic

Finney: I AM A REAL PERSON

Griffin: PROVE IT

Vance: are you on drugs

Gwen: alright griffy let's get u to rehab

Vance: PAL DID U JUST CALL HIM GRIFFY?????

Gwen: what did you just say to me

Vance: sorry ma'am

Gwen: WHO STOLE MY BIKE

Vance: WOAH WHAT VILE HUMAN BEING WOULD DO THAT TO SUCH A SWEET INNOCENT KID LIKE YOU??? (i totally did that shit)

Gwen: EXACTLY I'M NEVER MEAN TO ANYONE I JUST MISS MY BIKE (i just planted a bomb in your home)

Billy: THIS IS CRAZY

Robin: guys if you see me on the 5 o'clock news i swear i didnt hit that kid

Bruce: ONE PROBLEM AT A TIME PLEASE.

Robin: SO NOW IM A PROBLEM?????

Bruce: i'll decide that after you tell me who you hit

Robin: well i was biking right

Vance: YOU HIT THEM WITH YOUR BIKE????????

Gwen: GOOD LORD I THOUGHT YOU MEANT YOU PUNCHED THEM OR SOMETHING

Robin: sadly no

Billy: SADLY???????

Robin: i think they were homeless

Robin: HEY AT LEAST THEYLL HAVE A BED TO SLEEP ON IN THE HOSPITAL

Gwen: #godsplan

Robin: EXACTLY

Bruce: NO.

Finney: sweetheart i hate to break it to you but you're probably (definitely) going to be on the news

Finney: why is griffin asleep in the fridge

Vance: those messages back to back gave me whiplash

Griffin: sorry i was venting to the fridge and fell asleep

Robin: for the love of god get a therapist

Gwen: you know it's bad when robins telling you to get a therapist

Robin: yeah

Robin: WAIT WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN.

Gwen: woah sorry my mom just said i had to do the dishes gtg!!

Robin: NOO THATS SO ANNOYING

Finney: you sweet sweet adorable boy

Finney: our mother is dead

Robin: oh right