《Guns and Giggles》13. Intruder and Interrupter
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"You'll have my back right?" I asked Feyona, ready to attack the stinking being around here somewhere.
"Yes honey, you too right?" Feyona asked, prepared for the face off.
Things had taken a drastic turn when I woke up this morning with a small headache and a few dizzy memories.
We soon found some weapons to defend ourselves. I went to look in the long drawers for pointy utensils. I opened it from one corner and I thought I heard on 'umph' but I let it slide.
I found the drawer with knifes in it and heard from Feyona that our main weapon was somewhere over here. I started throwing knife behind my back and I thought I heard a whimper while Feyona shouted to stop messing up her drawers.
Finally I found what I was looking for, red colour was painted on as if it was dipped in blood and danger signs all over the back.
The pantry door was open, which was the main concern of Feyona first thing in the morning. That and something that stinked. We decided it could be that Black and White animal who's name we don't remember hiding in the house.
We look around ready for attack as soon as- *Psssshhhhhhhhh!*
I almost emptied my rose air freshener as I smelled a hint of disgusting mix of alcohol and rotten food.
"Ow what the fuck Arri! Arrhhh it burns!" Alex screamed covering his eyes.
"OMG I'm so sorry I didn't know you were the one stinking like a pig in a alcohol puddle! We thought spoke animal broke into our house!" I threw the air freshener behind me and tried to blow cool air into his eyes.
"Ow!!!" He yelled.
I took his hands and rushed him to the sink. I titled his head to the right and turned on the water to make flow from his eye to his nose, then repeat the same for the other eye in the other direction until he calmed down. I brought his face up and checked if the eyes were too red or watery, I'd never forgive myself if I took him to the hospital and they said the damage was too high!
"Does it still hurt? Do you feel the sting? Is it better? Do you want to go to the hospital? Oh God I have to take you to the hospital! I'm so sorry!!!!!!!!!" I keep rambling while checking his face until his hands stop mine. He must have seen my panic as he told me to take a deep breath and said he was fine.
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We were staring into each other's eyes when Alana came in with Steve.
Wait.
We were staring into each other's eyes!
That's some next level shít! Oh God this operation is getting too risky!
I remove my hands from his and walk over to help Feyona make breakfast and start a small talk with Alana while everyone else joined.
One thing I like about this house more than anything is that everyone tried to be together for the meals.
After breakfast I dragged Alana away from the crowd to her room to move onto the next step. Confrontation. On the phone. And we obviously made the excuse of Girl Talk to keep the men away.
"You have to do it!" I tried putting some sense in her mind.
"No I don't think I'll be able to talk to him without crying, and you said no crying" her face saddened.
"Er- well too late" I act guilty as I handed her the already ringing phone.
She gasped and threw the phone away and hid her face in the pillow and mumbled something which sounded like 'Oh God I have to move to the Himalayas now'. My fast reflexes helped me catch the phone and answer the call.
"Hello?"
"Yeah is-" I was attacked by the crazy teenager before I could speak more, and I'm sure all he heard was animal noises.
"Hii" She let out with a breath. And then covered the receiver part and asked 'now what?'
"Let him now what a bítch he is!" I said with a shrug.
"You are such a BÍTCH!" she looked at me for feedback and I nodded her to go on, she had to use her own words to get rid of that anger deep inside of her.
"You-you are not even that attractive, a-and you weren't worth it!" She was starting to gain some confidence now.
"Wha-?"
"Yeah and you don't even have good eyebrows! You are a sick maniac who didn't deserve me! I regret wasting my time on you! You belong in hell! And did it-did it hurt when you fell from someone's butt into the toilet you peice of shít!" She screamed into his ears.
"Baby please-"
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"Oh and by the way, your díck is way too small, you couldn't even satisfy me." With that she ended the call.
I rose up and clapped for her and bowed down in appreciation.
"You know what? This is crazy...but I actually feel good!" She smiled a genuine one.
"Yaaaaas!" I pumped my fist in victory, "this calls for a celebration!"
"Ohh I know the perfect place! Come on go get ready and meet me by the door in 10!" She was excited like a child on Christmas.
I walked out of her room, satisfied by my work and as I was going towards my room I saw a shadow flicker past the hallway.
I concentrated on my senses and followed every suspicious noise which led me to a guy in black body suit with a knife sticking out of his shoulder and a bump on his head.
This morning's events into the kitchen rushed in my head as I sneaked up to him and knocked him unconscious. After that I dragged him into my room and used the first aid kit to the knife wound, before tying him to a chair and pushing him into the closet. All that groan and whimpers were probably this guy taking hits from my coincidental actions like throwing knives and stuff.
"I'll deal with you later" I mumbled against the closet and walked to the door, casually.
Alana told- I mean threatened the driver to take us to her favourite café where she promised rests the most beautiful dessert she ever had.
While we were enjoying our dessert we invited the driver- John because it was too much for two people to finish, of course he joined after being threatened by the boss's sister.
Alana's phone began ringing and she picked it up while John and I took our first bite of the chocolate deliciousness and moaned together.
"I'm fine!"
"I am adult now Alex"
"Yeah she's here"
"She's enjoying the dessert with John"
Well time to have some fun!
"Oh John you look delicious with that chocolate cream all over your lips let me help you clean it up" I moaned as I got a tissue for him and he smirked. He was married but Alex didn't need to know that.
Alana giggled as she understood what I was trying to do "well I think we'll come back much later, we are having a great time here, specially Ariana" she said into her phone.
I faked a giggle and did a flying kiss to the phone with as much sound as possible.
"Woah he actually hung up on me!" Alana laughed as we continued to devour our dessert.
We left soon after I took a chocolate ice cream tub home because I couldn't get enough of it.
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At the entrance of the mansion:
"You, fired" he said pointing at John.
"You, grounded" he said pointing at Alana.
"You, come here" Alex sighed looking at me.
Alana and I started to argue about firing John when he gave Alana a look that had her scurrying back to her room.
"You know you could've put Alana in danger? Why do you think she's here after all these years and never before?" He spoke in a deep low voice that almost gave me chills. "She's just a child, she needs to be gaurded! My job, however well it pays puts people close to me in danger! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN IN DANGER!" He raises his pitch, and fúck me I'm turned on!
"Well Mr. Danger, Steve followed us with 2 other burly guys that hang around your house and I have pen with me and Alana- who's not a child anymore- has pepper spray that I trained her to use incase any crazy ex pops up to say hi, and by the way you sounded so fúcking sexy right now I want to jump your bones so let's get inside before I strip you down right here." I kissed him effectively shutting his mouth as a groan escaped him and his arms tightened around my waist.
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