Context: they're friends.

(I hc that Eteleds British/was raised in Britain and has a faint British accent, but usually hides it lmao)

Austin was sat with me in the mii channel, since he had nothing better to do. We were both talking about our lives before we died.

"What did you usually do, as in, in your free time?" Austin asked, making me groan.

I replied, sighing.

Austin looked at me with a confused look on his face.

I asked.

"What the fuck does pissed mean??" He questioned.

I answered. He went quiet for a moment, before his face lit up briefly.

"Say 'a bottle of water'." He said. I sat still for a moment in confusion, suddenly realising what he meant.

" I replied.

"Pleaassseee~" He whined.

I continued.

"Whyy??" He asked.

I explained. He got in between my legs, moving his head close to mine.

"Please~" He begged. I felt my heart skip a beat as he moved his hand to my chest.

I swallowed. He moved away, raising an eyebrow. I sighed, mentally preparing myself.

I groaned.

I could see him holding in laughter. I covered my face in embarrassment, bringing my knees to my chest.

I mumbled. He giggled, moving behind me.

"And you're such a good boy~" He whispered into my ear.

I laughed softly at his reaction, noticing his legs tremble slightly after I said that.

"Awe. Is the British boy getting all nervous~?" I further teased.

He groaned, his voice muffled by his sleeves.

"Fine, fine. I'll stop." I stated, hugging his waist from behind.

"Since you've been such a good boy~" I whispered.

I heard him take a shakey breath in, sighing sharply.

He mumbled under his breath. I already knew what he was talking about, so I didn't bother to look.

"H0rny ass~"