《Real Love | Big Scarr》treinta y dos
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Atlanta, Georgia
2:01 PM
March 18, Sunday
I stood outside of my granny's door and rang the doorbell.
"I'm coming, I'm coming!"she yelled before I heard the door unlocking.
"Hey girl!"she smiled while pulling me into a hug.
"Hey granny, how you been?"I hugged her back.
"I've been missing you girl."she said and I hissed.
"Granny you can't squeeze me, my breasts are so sore."I said and she pulled away.
"Why are they sore?"
"Ion know."I said while walking into the house.
She stepped away to look at me and I just looked at her.
"Kodi are you pregnant?"
"Girl no, don't start."I said while walking into the kitchen.
"Are you sure? 'Cause when I saw you last month your thighs and stuff weren't that big."
"You trynna call me fat?"I asked her as I looked in her refrigerator.
"No but I am calling you pregnant."she said and I looked at her after I grabbed the bag of barbecue chips, grape jelly, and the jar of pickles out of her refrigerator.
I went into her pantry and grabbed the loaf of bread and peanut butter.
"Why you all in my stuff Kodi?"
"Granny you think five bowls of cereal, a chocolate bar, and some pineapples can hold me?"I asked her as I made my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
"Damn right they can!"she laughed and I continued making the sandwich.
"You need to make an appointment to the doctor before it's too late Kodi."she said and I continued making the sandwich.
I placed two pickles on it and when I finished making it, I bit into it.
"Mmmmmm."I moaned while dancing.
"Granny what you lookin' at?"
"Your pregnant ass!"she said and I laughed.
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"Okay I'm pregnant dang!"I said and she started laughing.
"Can't fool me hell, I done already been pregnant five times before."
She walked over here and hugged me again.
"Well congratulations!!! Ion wanna be nosey but who's is it?"
"The boy who I brought over here on thanksgiving."
"Ooooh his skinny tell was over here with Kobi yesterday."
"He was?"I furrowed my eyebrows.
"What? He don't know?"
"He does know but he's acting like I didn't tell him."
"What you mean acting like you didn't tell him? He don't want to own up to his responsibilities or sum'n?"
"I guess not."
"Mhm well ima have a talk with him the next time he brings his musty ass back over here."she said and I started laughing.
Now that's one thing about Scarr that he ain't ever been is musty.
I think it was just the weed 'cause my baby daddy ain't musty.
"You wanna go with me to Bianca's house?"she asked me referring to my aunt.
"Granny you know I don't wanna go over her house."I said and she laughed.
"I was just messing with you."
"Mhm well I'm about to head out and go do some work at the office, I'll see you later boo."I said while grabbing my stuff.
"Mmk, I'll see you and my beautiful grand baby later."she said and I smiled.
"Alright granny, we love you."
"I love y'all always."she said and I headed down the hall.
I walked out of the door and headed to my car.
When I got inside I buckled up and headed home.
On my way, I was stopped by the police.
I pulled over and let my window down while awaiting the officer.
"Now you know why I pulled you over?"he asked me while waking up the car.
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"To see if I'm registered to vote!?"
"Not exactly ma'am, may I see you license and registration please?"
I reached over to the glove compartment to get all of that out and as soon as I opened it a gun just magically appeared.
"Ma'am ima need you to place your hands on top of the steering wheel where I can see them at all times!"he semi yelled while backing up and pointing.
"Do not move your hands! Ma'am do you have your registration to carry that weapon!?"
"No."I sighed.
"At this point I'm gonna need you to take your left hand reaching outside of the vehicle and open the door from the outside of the vehicle."
I did so and he opened the door.
"Step outside of the vehicle and place your hands on top of your head."
I did so and he read me my rights while arresting me.
Whole time he's doing this shit, I'm thinking about how the hell that gun got in my car.
The only person I could think of was Scarr.
He must've put the shit in my car when he was in here with me.
I never go in my glove compartment so I didn't know it was there.
The officer went to grab the gun and did all of that other shit and I literally cried while sitting in the backseat.
"Scarr, have you see or talked to Kodi at all?"I asked him as I walked up to him.
"Nah."he said and I sighed.
"At all!?"
"I ain't talked to her since she told me she was pregnant."
Ain't shit ass nigga.
"Alright well I'm finna go, I have to go find my cousin. She ain't been answering her phone and I haven't heard from her since this morning."I said before heading back to my car.
When I got into my car, I got a phone call from Kobi.
"Hello?"
"Chocolate, I'm in fucking jail!"she cried and I furrowed my eyebrows.
"What, why!?"
"I'll tell you about it later but can you please tell Kobi, don't tell anybody but Kobi!"
"Yes I will tell Kobi."
"Okay thank you so much, I love you."
"I love you too."I said and she hung up.
Instead of going to mess with Shiesty, I headed to Kobi's house to let him know.
My bitch must've did something really bad 'cause I'm pretty sure if she was fighting somebody, she wouldn't be the one crying.
I ain't got the money to do it but I know Kobi gone bond her out for sure.
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