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Elliott and mickey, texting alex: *sends a voice message*

Alex, texting back: I'm a little busy, is it urgent?

Elliott: No don't worry, just listen later.

*later*

Alex:*presses play*

Mickey on the voice message: THERE IS A FIRE- *Elliott, screaming in the backround*

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Elliott: you are using emojis like a straight person..

Mickey: that is literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

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Alex, walking into his house: hello, people who do not live here..

Elliott: hey!

Mickey: yo

Kacey: hi

Alex: I gave you guys a key for emergencies only!!

Mickey: we were out of Doritos..

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Alex: why is it that I always lose things whenever I need them..

Elliott: actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.

Alex: ok thanks babe, but WHERES THE FUCKING FIRSTAID KIT?!!?!?!

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Mickey: I can't believe all these people are wearing black. Black is supposed to be my thing, they are all just posers.

Alex: Mickey, for the last time this is a funeral-

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