《three idiots》Few quotie woties pt 6😍🌈⭐️
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The printer:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZQQUAAAARRRYTYTMMMMMMMMEEEEQQZZZZZZZZ-
Alex, afraid with tears in his eyes:*sob* don't say that...
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Mickey to their alarm in the morning: I was literally sleeping but go off I guess.
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Elliott: the path to inner peace begins with four words.
Elliott: Not. My. Fucking. Problem.
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Someone: I'm ambidextrous.
Alex: that's whats up bro love who you love
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Elliott: do you believe in the moon landing?
Alex: how can the moon land if its always in space?
Mickey: what the fuck
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Mickey: your smart, funny and attractive. How are you still single?
Kasey: I'm overqualified.
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Michael: what do we say when we're anxious?
Elliott: your mum.
Alex: oh no *dies dramatically*
Mickey: my anxiety is chronic but my ass is iconic.
Michael:
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Elliott: what time is it?
Mickey *picks up phone*
Alex:(looks at microwave that has 53 seconds left on it)
Alex: 53?! Fuck it's late.
Mickey:
Mickey: it's 8:30(pm)...
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