《Queen Crack》Roger Berrinches Taylor
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Imaginemos una escena alterna a cuando Roger hizo su berrinche para que pusieran su canción de cochecitos ahre
Freddie-Okey chicos necesitamos hacer el nuevo álbum así que a escribir canciones queridos-
F- Bien , ya paso demasiado tiempo así que denme sus propuestas , Yo escribí Bohemian Rhapsody , no pregunten por lo que significa por que pierde el toque-
Brian- Bien ,yo tengo una canción sobre una historia basada en el año 39 y se llama 39"
Freddie- emmmm okey , esta dentro, John que tienes para nosotros
John- Emmm pues escribí una canción para el amor de mi vida, se llama You're my best friend
Freddie- Awwwww gracias que lindo eres al escribirme una canción
John-pero no......-Freddie lo interrumpe-
Freddie- De verdad muchas gracias ,en la noche te lo recompensare 7U7
John- ........
Freddie- Bien rubia , sorpréndeme-
Roger- Bien , yo escribí una canción..........que habla................sobre ....................mi auto -
Freddie- aja y ¿como se llama?-
Roger- I'm In Love With My Car- Roger sostiene en su mano la hoja donde escribió la canción y Brian la toma y la lee-
Brian- Aquí dice que cambiarías a tu novia por un carburador nuevo.........-
Roger- It'S A MeTaPhOr BrIaN
Freddie- No , No, No, No , No, No, No No, esto no va a estar en el álbum y mucho menos junto a Bohemian Rhapsody-
Roger- POR QUE NO?
Freddie- UN AUTO ROGER , UN AUTO, NO QUIERO UNA CANCIÓN QUE HABLE SOBRE TUS FANTASIAS SEXUALES CON TU AUTO-
Roger- ESTO ES INJUSTO
Freddie-Lo siento querido , escribe algo mas coherente
Roger- LA CANCIÓN DE BRIAN SE LLAMA 39"
Brian- QUE TIENE QUE VER CON "LOS AUTOS NO RESPONDEN , AHORA SON SOLO AMIGOS DE CUATRO RUEDAS"-
Roger- IT'S A FUCKING METAPHOR B R I A N >:V-
Feddie- METIENDOTE A LA ALACENA NO VAS A ARREGLAR NADA RUBIA OXIGENADA
Roger- QUIERO QUE AGREGUES MI CANCIÓN AL ÁLBUM
Freddie- SHINGADAMADRE ROGER, NO
Roger- NO PIENSO SALIR DE AQUÍ HASTA QUE LA AGREGUES
Freddie- Ok *c va*
Roger comienza a cantar con su voz de sirena de ambulancia :v -
Freddie arto de Roger abre la puerta de la alacena
Freddie- POR EL AMOR A DELILAH YA CALLATE SIRENA DE AMBULANCIA, YA VOY A PONER TU ESTUPIDA CANCIÓN EN EL DISCO-
Roger- Ajaaaaaam , gracias Freddie, y no es una estupida es una joya-
Bonus xtra
Y nuestra frase de Hoy es >> XD
Alfreda fuera 🐥!
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