《Queen Crack》Brian date cuenta
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*Inserte opening de la rosa de Guadalupe XD *
El el capítulo de hoy :Brian date cuenta .>.
*Narra Alfredo eo :v*
Brian cabello de estropajo May es un doctor en astrofísica, esta enamorado perdidamente de un rubio medio dentista con mecanofilia :v, la razón: creo que se comió por accidente la comida de su tejón y le afecto a su cerebro.
*Interrumpe Brian*- ¡OYE YO NO ME COMI LA COMIDA DE SR.RED TEJÓN!..fue John por que pensó que era queso...-
-Me vas a dejar contar la historia o ¿que pedo Brian?-
-Si ya sigue-
-Bien,¿en que me quede? ...Ah si... Brian frustrado por su necesidad de estar con Roger la rubia oxigenada que no lo pelaba por que pues we no era su auto ,hace algo que nadie pensó hacer-
*Interrumpe John mientras se comía la comida de el tejón de Brian*- ¿Se disfrazo de transformer para que lo pelara Roger ?-
-No, algo peor...BRIAN ...BRIAN ROMPIÓ EL COCHE DE ROGER...*inserte falseto de Roger voz de sirena de ambulancia *
Obvio el de juguete por que pues si no en este momento Brian estaría muerto y nosotros mas sordos por sus gritos de ambulancia , en fin , luego Brian vio a Roger besando a su carro real y el grito -AHHHHHHHHH QUE HACES BESANDO A LA LISIADA ASI QUE ERA DE ESTE DE QUIEN ESTABAS ENAMORADO MALDITA LISIADA..D E M I R O G E R I T OOOOOOOO- y entonces se puso a estrangular a su auto y Roger se puso en modo John Cena
Y comenzo a darle de pvtazos a Brian, y Brian como era medio mazoquista no se quejaba y pues le gusto , luego le robo un beso a Roger pero Roger lo mando por un tubo y pues Brian nunca se dio cuenta y pues Fin ...
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