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"Seriously, you don't want to mess with me, sweetheart..." He smirked at me while I shrugged my shoulders.

"Just so you know, you're messing with the wrong person." I crossed my arms and playfully looked at him in a menacing way.

"Let the prank war commence, L/N!"

"Let it rage on, Fucale!"

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As I came downstairs after taking a shower, I saw a tray of seemingly innocent caramel apples laying around on the kitchen counter. Walking over, I grabbed one and bit into it before I spat it out. It wasn't a caramel apple! It was a caramel onion!

"Oh my god, that tastes so disgusting!" I spat it out before I grabbed a glass of orange juice and started to drink it before I spat the drink into the sink and let the drink flow out of the glass and washed the cup. "What the hell did I just do!?"

I heard cackling come from the living room and saw Zach clap his hands in a dramatic way. "You just ate a caramel onion AND drank a glass of Kraft Dinner cheese!"

I grabbed a bottle of pop that was next to me and started to open it when the old mentos and pop started to fizz out, causing me to squeal.

"Oh man, I have way too much free time!" Zach giggled and I glared at him.

"I'll get you back somehow, Fucale..." I evilly smirked at him and he shrugged his shoulders.

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I sat down on the couch as I was typing up a report for school when I heard Zach scream.

"Who the hell would put toothpaste in delicious Oreos!?" I heard Zach shriek and I laughed out loud.

Footsteps got heavier as I saw Zach giving me a death glare.

"Why did you do this to me?" He whined and I shrugged my shoulders.

"To get back at you for the onion and Kraft Dinner prank, which still left a very horrible aftertaste in my mouth, thanks to you..." I crossed my arms and smiled at him as he sighed.

"This isn't over until I say so..."

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It eventually grew old and I was tired of the prank war pretty soon after a few hours. I walked up behind Zach and wrapped my arms around his waist.

"Honey?" I called out to him and he turned around to face me.

"Oui?" He spoke as he looked down at me with his brown eyes looking into my E/C eyes.

"Let's just drop this prank war, I'm getting pretty tired of this..."

"Well, I was going to do a grand finale to end the prank war..."

"And that would be..?"

I saw Zach get down on one knee and my hands flew up to my mouth as he pulled out the infamous velvet box out of his pocket, "Veux-tu m'épouser, Y/N L/N?"