You were standing right out side Kakuzu's and Hidan's shared room door stressing out. Why? Because your about to confess your love to Kakuzu. You may be wondering how in the heck you fell in love with one of the most vicious, grumpiest, greediest and oldest Akatsuki member. Well it's easy he's very kind to you. Surprising right. He would stand up for you when Hidan was teasing you. He would listen to you and count his money while your ranting about your life. And he would give you money without questioning why you need it. And he once sacrificed one of his hearts for you. Shocking!

You can go on and on for hours why you loved him but that wouldn't do anything if you can't confess your love to him. You only told Deidara about this and he's still shook that you love Kakuzu. You trusted Deidara because you and him are only 1 year apart. Which made you the youngest one in the Akatsuki. Deidara tried countless times to get you and Kakuzu alone time but Pein or Hidan always ruin it. Heck he got so done he started hinting Kakuzu that you like him. But Kakuzu never got the hints or chose to ignore them. So Deidara one night just told you to confess to him on Valentine's Day, which during the time was three days away. You agreed to his idea at the time.

Well back to the present. You were standing outside the shared room with a box of chocolates in your hand and a box of money on the other. You were wearing a cute red short fluffy dress on. Like the one below.

You were deciding wether to knock or not because it sounded like a bad time because all you can hear is Kakuzu arguing with Hidan. You gathered up some courage and decided to knock. You raised your hand to the door ready to knock, but before you can even knock somebody opens the door and your hand lands on somebody's bare chest. You look up to see Hidan looking down on you and checking you out.

" Well, well, well what do we have here." Hidan sneered. " Care to explain why your dressed up and shit? Not that I mind...."

You were freaking out on the inside. Gahhhh Why did Hidan have to come out!!!!

" Oh-h Hello Hidan... I-I'm dressed up because I-I wanted to-"

" Let me guess you wanted to take me out on a date and later at night we could have some fun?" Hidan said interrupting you.

" No-o that's not it!" You stuttered out. Before you two could say anything Kakuzu voice could be heard.

" Hidan Why are you standing at the door? Is somebody at the door?" Kakuzu makes his way to the door and pushed Hidan to the side. He eyes you up and down and raises an eyebrow.

" Care to explain why your all dressed up?" Kakuzu rough voice said. It sounded rougher than usual.

Your palms started sweating and you were on level 3 of panic. And when your on level three you start rambling.

" He-ey Kakuzu! Nice evening huh! Oh hmmm...I'm just here to ask Hidan on a date since its Valentine's Day and all.... so yeah." You said quickly. On the inside you were punching yourself nooo!!!!!Stick to the plan!!! Why do I have to be like this?

" Yeah you old fart! Leave us alone and be sad and depressed somewhere else." Hidan said, taunting Kakuzu.

" whatever." Was Kakuzu response before he pushed Hidan outside the room and slamming the door shut.

~Timeskip~

So here you are. Your in the kitchen making you and Hidan some dinner, which was originally supposed to be Kakuzu if he were to say yes. Hidan cleaned himself up a bit before the 'date', so there he was in a white v tee shirt and some black tight pair of pants waiting in the kitchen dinner. Although you gotta admit he looked handsome, you wished it was Kakuzu. Kakuzu was waaaaay more muscular than Hidan.

While you were cooking Deidara made his to the kitchen for a late night snack. On his way there he stopped in his tracks. Kakuzu was out in the hallway all angry. Where the heck is y/n? Did she go through with the plan?

" Hey Kakuzu.... you okay over there?"deidara asked nervously.

" Mind your own business." Was Kakuzu response before he left.

Deidara stood there confused. Once he cleared his brain he made it to the kitchen. Once again there he was bewildered. There you were sitting with Hidan having dinner. He made eye contact with you and you just responded with a look that meant ' I done goofed. I'll explain later' Deidara hurriedly grabbed a snack and left before anything weird could happen.

You were starring at your dinner sadly until Hidan's voice interrupted you.

" Why did you lie to the old man?" You looked up to him confused at his question.

" What do you mean?"

" You know what I fucking mean. I know you liked the old greedy bastard and I know you were going to ask him out not me." Hidan explained before he took another bite of his food.

" If you knew why didn't you say no to the date? And how do you know I like Kakuzu?" You asked.

" I didn't say no because I wanted some food. I'm tired of eating fucking ramen cups everyday. And it's so fucking obvious you had a thing for Kakuzu. You always blushed when you talk to him." Hidan said as if it's the most obvious thing in the world.

" Oh... Well I guess it's to late now, huh." You said sadly.

" i dont know man. The night isn't over yet. I think you can still get laid." Hidan said.

" I'm not planning on getting laid you idiot!"

" It's a fucking joke. Women these can't even handle a simple joke. Just go to Kakuzu and say I love you! Take me right here. Have my babies." Hidan said trying to impersonate your voice.

" Maybe I do still have time....thank you Hidan! And I'm sorry i brought you into this."

" Dont apologize. I'm only sad that I don't get your fine ass. Wait before you leave one last thing."

" Sure what is it?"

" Can I keep the box of chocolates?" You let a small laugh and nodded your head yes which earned the man a smile.

You quickly rushed to Kakuzu's room and knocked loudly. You heard footsteps and Kakuzu opened the door.

" What do you want?" He said in a mean voice.

" Can I come in?" You asked shyly. Kakuzu opened the door even more and moved to the side to let you in.

You go and sit down on his bed and played with your hands.

" So why are you here and not with the idiot on a date?" Kakuzu asked

"I'll explain later but I just want to tell you something, so hear me out." Kakuzu just narrowed his eyes at you, waiting for an answer.

" I love you. I know it sounds crazy but I actually do love you. I was supposed to confess earlier but I panicked earlier and ended up asking Hidan out when it was supposed to be you. I know that there's a chance you might not love me to but I had to get this off my shoulder." You said quickly. You looked up to see Kakuzu's reaction but he was still the same. Until you heard him give a small chuckle. You immediately sadden at the thought of him making fun of you. Tears were threatening to spill out until Kakuzu's hand was on your cheek before pulling you in for a kiss. You sit there in shock with your eyes wide in surprise. After clearing your thoughts you kiss him back. Kakuzu pushes you into the bed even more and pulls away from the kiss. You look up to his unmasked face and blush. God is he handsome!

He looks you into the eye and says, " You crazy women making me wait for so long. Just for you to know I love you too. More than I love my money." You eyes widen at his words and big smile overtakes your face.

Kakuzu leans down for another kiss which you happily accept. Let's just say you guys didn't do any sleeping that night and an angry jashinist had to sleep with Tobi.

Bonus!!!

You wake up to the sun hitting your face. You sit up and rub your eyes. Your turn your head and look down to see Kakuzu sleeping peacefully with an arm wrapped around your waist. You smile and try to break away from his embrace to use the bathroom but his arm just gets tighter. You try once again until your hear the rough sleepy voice of Kakuzu say to you, " Stay and sleep with me. Or do I have to use my tentacles again?" You could see he was smirking. Oh man did he love using the tentacles on you last night. You gave up on getting up and decide to go back to sleep with him.

" I love you." You heard him say before he snuggled his face into your neck and hugging you even harder.

" I love you too."