I said it once, I'll say it twice,

I need to keep him away from Kaminari without being suspicious...

hmm.. I've got it!

Mineta came up to me. I assumed it was to flirt, even though there was no way in hell I would even hang out with him, I dont know why Kami-Baby does.

"Ashido! It's about-"

"Nuh-uh. I dont wanna hear it."

"But its about.." mineta motions for me to crouch down so he can whisper in my ear. I rolled my eyes and bent down.

"Its about Kirishima" he whispered.

My eyes widened.

Kirishima?!?

I didnt feel like hearing his name...

Wait, how did he know?

"....what about him..?" I asked.

"He was gonna try and cut class to see Kaminari"

"WHAT?!?! HOW DARE HE?!?! HES NOT ALLOWED TO CARE!! THIS IS HIS FAULT!!" I scream out loud. Everyone seems to look at me.

"Ashido! We're in school. You cant just scream" mineta said with a '-_-' face. I just glared at him.

"Fine, well plan to keep him away-"

Before I could ask how we were gonna keep him away from Denki, or ask how he knew about all this, kirishima comes..

"Yo guys what's up?" Kirishima comes up to us.

"Uh, mina? Are you hanging out with....mineta?"

"WHAAAAAT?? NO!"

"Oh, well what were you screaming about?"

"Ummmmmmmm... what did I say again??" I asked out of anxiety.

Mineta whispers in my ear, "meet me by Kaminari's dorm door" I nod and he runs off.

"I belive your exact words were:

'WHAT?!?!'

'HOW DARE HE?!?!'

'HES NOT ALLOWED TO CARE!!'

And

'THIS IS HIS FAULT!!'. So what was that all about? Who was it about?"

I started to panic and just said "OH LOOK AT THE TIME, GOTTA JET! BYEEEEEE!! HAHA!!!" And I went running to Denki's dorm faster than Iida can run himself.

I saw mineta there waiting for me.

"Ashido, I'm just gonna say, since me and Kaminari are friends, he told me about this wayyyyyyyyyy before he told you. So dont be feeling special."

Ugh. I hate him, but we need to get a way to keep Kirishima away

"I have a plan" he says seriously.

I found it hilarious to see him so serious, that I brought my hand up to my mouth to stop myself from laughing.

"Ashido! This is no time to be laughing! Anyway, my plan is simple:

We just tell him kaminari doesnt want to see him. ."

"Ummm.... I mean that could work, but I feel like he'd feel sad.."

"ITS OK!! HE DOESNT HAVE HANAHAKI!! SO IT SERVES HIM RIGHT! LIKE YOU SAID, 'THIS IS HIS FAULT' KAMINARI DESERVES TO BE HAPPY, AND KIRISHIMA IS THROWING THAT IN THE TRASH!!"

I stayed silent. I mean, hes right... I have no other choice but to accept that plan. I have no ideas....

Little did they know someone was listening and watching their whole conversation.