《Matthew and the Chimney Sweeps: Book One (Completed, Editing)》Chapter Three: Miss Smart, Miss Brock, Mr Xavier and Mr Reed
Advertisement
The potential new residents had made Miss Thorn livid when they didn't show up. But also when did finally show their faces.
'You missed a spot,' Mrs Jacobs said to Matthew from behind the front desk in the entrance hall. The glow from her green lamp and her green cardigan made her look like a nasty ogre.
On the bottom rung of the rickety wooden ladder, just about ready to step off, Matthew looked at Mrs Jacobs. He had just climbed all the way down from the top and his legs were tired and aching. 'Ma'am?'
'I said you missed a spot, cloth ears.' Mrs Jacobs pointed aimlessly at the chandelier while taking a sip from her mug of hot chocolate, the aroma of which was so delicious and intoxicating, Matthew thought he was about to pass out.
'Yes, ma'am,' replied Matthew. He gave a quiet sigh and started back up the ladder.
When he reached the top, however, Mrs Jacobs said with a grin, 'Never mind. I must have been seeing things.'
At that moment, Matthew felt like jumping off the top of the ladder and landing on Mrs Jacobs, quite positive he could do it. He used to watch wrestling on tv every Sunday with his grandfather and wrestlers jumping off ladders and landing on their opponents with ease was a common occurrence. If they could do it why couldn't he. Now, how could he do it without hitting Mrs Jacobs' mug of hot chocolate? He really wanted some.
A knock at the door gave Matthew a start, breaking his wonderful contemplation and making him loose his balance. He almost fell but with reflexes like a cat, he grabbed the ladder, making it wobble, and hugged it for dear life. The wobbling eventually stopped. Phew, that was close, he thought. Mrs Jacobs had been surprised too, spitting hot chocolate all down her cardigan.
The phone on the front desk began to ring. This gave Mrs Jacobs another surprise and she fell off her chair with a great big thump right on her backside.
Another knock on the door came.
Mrs Jacobs trying to get up from the floor was a comedy of errors. She tried to roll forward onto her feet but she just fell back on her backside. She then tried to use her chair to get some leverage but the chair had wheels and it just rolled back, making her fall face first into the marble floor. Finally she got to her feet, immediately picking up the phone.
'Bordash Manor, how may I help you?' She sounded winded. 'Oh, it's you. Yeah, I know. Didn't you see them coming up to the manor on your monitors? 'Well, they couldn't have appeared out of thin air, could they?' She put the phone down. 'Useless security guards. Strange. I wonder who it is?'
Advertisement
A melody of knocks echoed all around the entrance hall.
'Is there a door bell?' Matthew heard a voice from outside say. It sounded female. 'There has to be a doorbell . . . this place is huge.'
'Oh look at this,' said another voice, 'a door knocker that looks like a growling bear.'
BANG! BANG! BANG!
'Boy!' Mrs Jacobs said, clicking her fingers to get Matthew's attention, 'get down and go get Miss Thorn. Tell her someone's at the front door.'
Matthew was back in no time.
'Who is it?' a flustered Miss Thorn asked Mrs Jacobs. 'Cops?'
Matthew was wishing for that.
Mrs Jacobs, her hot chocolate soaked cardigan now off, had an eye up to the front door's peek hole and her left hand was covering the inner flap of the mail slot. Whoever was outside must have tried to look through it.
'I highly doubt that,' answered Mrs Jacobs. 'There are two men and two women. All very old.'
'Old? Could they be some of ours?'
'Definitely not.'
'Well I guess that's a relief. If it got out we left residents outside during the night. . . .' Miss Thorn turned to Matthew. 'Go to my office and wait there. Close the door and touch nothing.'
'Yes, ma'am.'
'Now,' said Miss Thorn, turning back to Mrs Jacobs and tidying herself up, 'let's see what they want, shall we?'
Matthew was very curious as to who was calling at this hour. So with nobody watching, he dashed off behind a stone statue of a lion nearby. Then peeking, he saw Miss Thorn opening the front door.
On the manor's front step stood four old people, all skinny and very small.
As a waft of air from the outside reached Matthew, he wondered if they had shrunk. They were that small. The same height as him. His grandmother had once told him people can shrink as they age. It was to do with their bones deteriorating, or something like that.
'Good evening,' said one of the women. Her thin face was extremely wrinkled, with several large flaps of skin moving when she spoke (the faces of the others were as wrinkled and flappy as her's.) She had short curly white hair and wore a gown with big shoulder pads. 'My name's Mary, Miss Mary Smart.'
The woman beside her said, 'I'm Miss Susan Brock.' She had green eyes, which were the same color as the front desk's lamp and almost as bright. She also had sparkling white teeth, which appeared very real.
Advertisement
'Mr Kyle Xavier,' said the man with the eyepatch and crooked nose.
'I'm Thomas Reed, howdie,' the other man said in a very slow and strained voice through his great grey moustache. He wore a very old-looking tweed cap, which he tipped to Miss Thorn.
Matthew noticed Miss Smart, Miss Brock and Mr Xavier briefly shoot Mr Reed a glare.
'Good evening,' said Miss Thorn, in a welcoming tone. 'I wasn't expecting you until tomorrow. I'm Miss Thorn.'
'We just got into town and we thought why not pop up to the manor,' said Miss Smart.
'Well, it's a pleasure to meet you,' said Miss Thorn. Through the doorway she shook the new arrivals' hands. 'Please come in.'
The four slowly walked inside, each hunched over a cane and looking pained with every step.
'How did you get here?' said Miss Thorn, poking her head outside. She sounded confused. 'Your car? Taxi?'
'No, we walked up from our hotel,' said Miss Smart.
That must have taken them ages, thought Matthew.
'Wow,' said Mr Xavier. He was gawping at the entrance hall.
'Indeed,' said Miss Brock.
'Absolutely breathtaking,' said Miss Smart.
'Thank you very much,' said Miss Thorn, closing the door and locking it. 'May I introduce to you my assistant, Mrs Jacobs.'
'Plllleassssssure,' said Mr Reed. He tipped his cap at Mrs Jacobs before taking it off and shoving it in her hand.
'Pleasure's all mine,' Mrs Jacobs droned, clearly offended that Mr Reed had thought her a coat stand.
'Sorry about the ladder,' said Miss Thorn. 'We're doing a bit of maintenance on the chandelier. It's easier doing it at night. Maintenance is checking the electrics and changing the bulbs.'
'It's a lovely chandelier,' said Miss Smart. 'Enormous.'
'Tell me about it,' Matthew said to himself.
'If you like, I could give you four a tour of the manor now,' said Miss Thorn. 'You know, since you're here.'
'Wweeeee wwwwoooulddd aapp—'
'—appreciate that,' said Mr Xavier, finishing for Mr Reed.
'Excellent. I'll also show you the rooms that'll be yours if you decide to move here,' said Miss Thorn. 'Sadly you won't be meeting any of the other residents while I take you around . . . they're all asleep. But you will have plenty of time tomorrow to meet many of them when you come for lunch. All right then –' she clapped her hands together '– shall we proceed.' She led Miss Smart, Miss Brock, Mr Xavier and Mr Reed toward the study. 'So, how do you like The Village Inn? That's where you're staying in town, right?'
'It is, and it's wonderful,' said Miss Brock. 'Not as wonderful as this place, though.'
'The pillows are a bit too soft for my liking,' said Mr Reed, 'and the sheets are itchy, but they have a lot of free stuff to pinch. There's soap, shampoo, conditioner, shower gel, lotion, toilet paper, pens. I'm going to fill up my suitcase before we checkout.'
After watching them disappear down a hall, and after seeing Mrs Jacobs walk back to her seat at the front desk grumbling about something (probably Mr Reed), Matthew went to Miss Thorn's office. He plonked himself down on the rocking chair and stayed there until he heard Miss Thorn outside the door an hour later, swiftly vacating to the other side of the room.
'Thank goodness that's over with,' Miss Thorn said, staggering into her office. She flopped down on her rocking chair and gave out a puff. 'Slow as snails those shrimps were. And how are they still awake? They're old . . . they should've been asleep hours ago.' Shaking her head, she added, 'Coming up here and messing with my routine.' She shifted uncomfortably in her chair, scrunching up her face. Then pointing at Matthew, she said, 'Have you been sitting here? It's warm.'
'No, ma'am,' replied Matthew, his face portraying complete innocence. 'Certainly not, ma'am. I wouldn't dream about doing that, ma'am.'
Miss Thorn eyed him for several seconds before saying, 'Get back to cleaning. So you know, someone knocked over and broke several clay pots in the conservatory. I want you to glue them back together. Got that?'
'Yes, ma'am.'
Staring up at the ceiling, Miss Thorn said, 'I'll need to keep an eye out for that Mr Reed.'
Matthew wondered if he was going to be sent upstairs again to hang out with the visitors once and for all. He was. He was also going to have lunch again in the dining room, with them.
Advertisement
- In Serial125 Chapters
Fallout: Vault X
An original novel set in the Fallout universe, written to be accessible to all, featuring unique people and places. Vol.II. out now Fallout: Vault X tells the story of John. A vault dweller, who spent every day of his twenty five years underground. Like his father, and his father before him. Proud to live in the last remaining bastion of humanity, all that survived The Great War of the atomic age. Hidden deep below the surface of the earth, toiling under brutal conditions. Year after year, decade upon decade. All to expand into the natural cave system the Vault occupied, building for the future. However, John knew what his forefathers did not, that everything he’d been taught was a lie. After finishing school at the age of ten, John received his standard issue pipboy. An arm mounted personal computer, worn by everyone in the Vault. Used to coordinate the relentless pace of expansion, needed to work as an apprentice. To learn the craft that would be his life’s work. A noble calling to ensure a future for all that remained of the human race. A quirk of fate saw John equipped not with the crude, clunky, pipboy model his father wore. That almost everyone around him wore. His looked smaller, sleeker, finished in a jet black sheen. And capable of doing far more than its drab counterparts. The world above had been ravaged by atomic flames, yet life clung to its bones. The Red Valley fared better than most in the century since the bombs fell. The clean water and rich soil protected by rolling hills. All spared from direct strikes, for the most part. Life survived here. Trees spawned from charred ground, misshapen, green leaves turned red. Along with simple crops, grown wild at first, then cultivated by the survivors. The scavengers of the old world were inventive, hardy people. All determined to rebuild in the ruins of a world they never knew. In the decades that passed settlements emerged. They grew, spreading along the valley floor. Reclaiming the pre-war remnants of the once industrialised heartland. Salvaging the robotic wonders of a bygone age to build their walls and work their fields. To protect them in the dark of the wasteland. But such things are uncommon in this world, and the rarer something is, the greater its value. And the worth of pre-war technology had not gone unnoticed. The last, real, power in this world rested in the mechanised hands of The Brotherhood of Steel. Forged from the mortally wounded old world military. The Brotherhood used its access to the weapons made for a conflict no one won to strike out into the wastes. Men and women were equipped with advanced armour, aerial transportation, high grade weaponry. Accompanied by the training, strength, and will, to put them to use. They established chapters and set up outputs far and wide. All dedicated to a single purpose. To ensure the technology left abandoned by its long dead creators didn’t fall into the wrong hands. Namely, any hands that were not their own. This is the world John escaped into. A place of horrors brought forth from atomic fire. A place where survival meant battling against the darkness. Fighting a war each day to get to the next. And war...war never changes
8 130 - In Serial67 Chapters
Song of the Unborn
Let me tell you a story A story about a beautiful song And those who sing it Alright, time for the real synopsis: Song of the Unborn takes place in a bleak and dark universe. The world is broken and unbalanced. Dark creatures roam the lands and the order that once existed as a beacon of hope has crumbled. Kalosýni is one of people who live in this cursed world, but thanks to the efforts of his father, he led a sheltered life. However, an unexpected cry on a seemingly normal night leads to a journey that will lead Kalos, his father and a pregnant woman on a journey across the kingdom of Faacri. UPDATE FOR BOOK 2 (Warning!!! Spoilers ahead.) Book 2, or Throne of the Lords kicks off right where we left off. A dark figure is claiming to be the dark lord, one prophesied to be the bringer of the apocalypse has appeared. But is there truth to the prophecy and how will Kalos, Raymond and company react to all this? FINAL UPDATE: The book is over... the part about Kalosýni. I just have a few side chapters to dump on you and boom, done. Hehe, it's been one helluva ride. ANNOUNCEMENT FOR POTENTIAL PATRONS: I think I'm ready to take the next step with this story of mine. Anyone interested in supporting my ambitious endeavours should follow the Patreon link. What will I be doing exactly? I really want Song of the Unborn to exist in as many mediums as possible and so, after publishing the novel on Amazon, I'm planning on creating a graphic novel version and we'll finally be able to see Kalosýni in all his glory. Well, that's my goal anyway.
8 98 - In Serial6 Chapters
I'm the Trash-Tier Villainess!
Alt Name: Reincarnated as The Villain I Hate The Most! Kasuga Mai lived the most normal and plain life of being a highschool student. Born with "just fine" looks, she never got any special attention but was not bullied either. Yes, average she was. Until she entered the world of 𝗬𝗨𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗘. YUNNIE is a social link where everyone can be readers of popular novels. One of the most trending novels in her era was the Isekai Novel- Death Over You. In the social link called, 𝗬𝗨𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗘, she was known as: Unknown Shoujo-san. She was very popular reader and friend of almost everyone on the community. . Unknown Shoujo-san was known for being the #1 Hater of the Kusanagi Eru- the villainess of the novel Death Over You. In that community, no one hated Eru more than Unknown Shoujo-san. However, no one loathed her for hating Eru. In fact, everyone agreed with Unknown Shoujo-san's fair bashing as it only attacks the character with fair judgement and never the author. But what happens when, "𝗛𝗨𝗛?! 𝗜'𝗩𝗘 𝗕𝗘𝗘𝗡 𝗥𝗘𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗔𝗦 𝗘𝗥𝗨?!" Mai, in the body of Eru, screamed unbelieving of her own words. This is the tale of the irony; the girl who's been reincarnated in the world of Death Over You as her most hated Villainess.
8 186 - In Serial26 Chapters
FADING SCARS (Avenger/Pjo crossover)COMPLETED
The world felt like it was suffocating him; letting him sink into the darkness until he was no longer willing to search for the light.They were gone.He was alone.Except for his Promise.His eyes; the ones that used to glitter like the sunrise upon the ocean waves, lay sunken deep in their sockets, shattered beyond repair. There was no hope, so he thought.So they all thought. But the boy we all know and love must still be there beneath his facade....right? At least, thats what his uncle, Tony Stark, believes. And he will do anything in his power to help his nephew. HIGHEST RANK #2 in Percy Jackson Avenger crossoversੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱੱ This is an Avenger Pjo crossover!! It is set before civil war with the old Avengers, not the new. I started this way before Apollo Trials came out, so we are going to create a universe where Apollo Trials never existed. I do not own Avengers or Percy Jackson...but I'm guessing that's pretty obvious.
8 127 - In Serial27 Chapters
Let Me Love You ✔️
"Talk to him hyung. If he is okay to give me a chance.. then only....then only..... I want him hyung."-----KTH"I don't think I can have a normal relationship. I can't be selfish hyung. He deserve a better person."----- JJK#taekook#agnst#love#fluff#smut#mpreg#toptae#bottomkookStarted : 04/08/2022Ended : 18/10/2022
8 213 - In Serial5 Chapters
The World Through Jeweled Eyes (Who Made Me a Princess Fanfic)
(A Who Made Me a Princess fanfic/three shot)This fanfic follows what I want to have happened after the events in the novel that our baby Athanasia read before she got reincarnated as the Athanasia we all know and love today!
8 243

