《BL | This Villain Spit Milk [Quick Wear]》96
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Chapter 96 The Eighth Villain
[System: By the way, I don't know why the magnetic field of this world is a little strange, you have to pay attention, something may happen. 】
Zhou Xiaomiao: ?
[System: According to which side of the heroine is the heroine, the heroine is actually a killer who came from ancient times and was rescued by an illegitimate child unintentionally. Starting to help the illegitimate child is a kind of life-saving grace. Later, when I found out that the male protagonist was very It is to appreciate him, and finally a series of emotional stories will happen. 】
Zhou Xiaomiao: The story of a time traveler and a mermaid?
[System: It can be summed up like this. 】
Zhou Xiaomiao: Bad enough.
[System: ...Anyway, because of crossing over, and the existence of mermaids, the magnetic field of this world will inevitably undergo some changes. If you encounter demons and monsters, run for your life quickly, or call Dad if you can't. 】
Zhou Xiaomiao: What about you? What do I want you for?
[The system looks innocent: If I call Dad for you, the monsters won't be able to hear it. 】
Zhou Xiaomiao: ...###
The system is really getting more and more out of tune! Next time, I must let him eat enough dog food. Otherwise, I'm sorry for the damage he's doing to him now.
Zhou Xiaomiao sat up angrily: By the way, you haven't said what the plot point of this world is.
[System: The first is to fight against the illegitimate child, and the second is to force the male protagonist to go ashore. 】
Zhou Xiaomiao: Huh? Why is it so simple this time?
[System: Because the magnetic field makes the system's judgment ambiguous, it is difficult to make accurate guesses. It can only give you two normal directions. Moreover, the villain has always been a bridge for the male and female protagonists to meet and know each other. After the male protagonist goes ashore, there is no need for the next thing. Managed. 】
Zhou Xiaomiao: ...Oh.
Although I don't want to say it, I feel unhappy every time I hear the system explain this way. He is not a magpie bridge. Every time I go to a world, I have to work hard to build a bridge so that the male and female protagonists can communicate with each other, and the so-called male protagonist is still him. What about the shit shovel officer╭(╯^╰)╮
But the person who seems to be the shit shovel officer has left...
Why did he leave himself behind, and he didn't come back for a long time QAQ
Thinking about it, Zhou Xiaomiao couldn't help standing up and looked around. The place he was in was a reef area. It was estimated that the mermaid couldn't swim, so he saw himself here. He tentatively stretched out his feet and found that This reef looks very large and not far away, but...
Zhou Xiaomiao will not admit that she has short legs!
But he really can't get over it, especially the reef under his feet is very smooth by the impact of the waves every day. If he tries to get over it, it's not a big deal if he doesn't step on the front teeth firmly. If he jumps into the water, he really won't know it at all. swim!
The waves are still calm and the scenery is beautiful. Behind the reef in the distance, a slightly purple fish tail is slowly swimming in the water, allowing the man with half of his body exposed to the water to maintain a stable posture on the water.
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He hid behind the reef, his purple eyes fixed on the person in front of him, looking at the person standing on the reef looking around, the clothes on his body were not completely dry, and they were half attached to his body to outline the slender figure of the young man, he said Muttering as if to say something, Bai Nen's feet stepped on the stone and tentatively stretched forward.
The young man looked very tall, but he stretched out his feet and couldn't reach the next reef. The mermaid was frightened and almost subconsciously wanted to rush out and beat the person first before sending the person back to the shore safely...
However, the images flashed in his mind made it difficult for him to move forward half a step for a while. He looked at the person in the distance with complicated and struggling eyes, and only felt that he was a lunatic. As a result, why is it like this now.
Soft-hearted, why do you want to be soft-hearted!
He gritted his teeth and lowered his head, no longer looking at the young man in front of him, but then he heard an exclamation from him...
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-" Zhou Xiaomiao was lying on the rock with tears in her eyes, she was almost scared to death, she was still trying to figure out how to get out of this reef just now Qun, why suddenly the things under his feet started to move, and he even took him to the middle of the sea!
The mermaid behind the reef suddenly looked up and saw that the other party was about to fall down unbearably. Suddenly, she couldn't help smashing the reef with a punch, and the fluttering fish tail rushed out like an arrow.
The 'stone' under Zhou Xiaomiao's feet gradually accelerated from a slow start at the beginning, and even wanted to dive into the water to play fish in shallow water, but her body had already started to lean forward uncontrollably, Zhou Xiaomiao screamed. , As the other party plunged into the water with a perfect head, he was directly slapped by the other party's tail!
He was almost injured internally by this force, but now Zhou Xiaomiao, who has started to fall uncontrollably, has no time to think about it, and desperately tries to swim to relieve the castration of his falling. But not being able to swim is really a hard injury. He struggled and was engulfed a little bit, and finally returned to the scene where he first came to this world...
The transparent blue water curtain, the faintly refracted sun beams, the heavy chest pain and the falling body... He felt that he was tossed like this twice a day, and it was estimated that he would not be able to reach the point of the plot!
There was a soft sound, and a person in the distance swam over with a vigorous posture. He hugged him and began to hold the person and wanted to send him out of the water. Zhou Xiaomiao was excited and aggrieved when she saw the mermaid who had gone and returned. Naturally wrapped around and kissed each other, desperately absorbing his oxygen to relieve his chest tightness.
The mermaid paused, and slowly tightened her hand holding him. She glanced at the 'reef' behind Zhou Xiaomiao, her eyes were slightly cold, she pointed her finger down, and she immediately nodded, very obedient. Going downstream, the speed is several times faster than when it came just now.
After dealing with all this, the mermaid patted the person in her arms and took him out of the water directly, watching him breathing violently and coughing. Although she was not uncomfortable at all, she frowned slightly and couldn't help worrying about him: "Are you all right?"
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Zhou Xiaomiao hugged him and cried: "Where have you been just now, do you know that I am most afraid of water, I almost died twice today!"
"It's my fault, sorry, don't cry." The mermaid was so distressed that she patted his back soothingly over and over again, while coaxing people, while holding his little butt so that he could hang on him.
He felt that he was going crazy, how could he meet such a rubbish guy, his heart was shaking so hard that he didn't have a heart, and he had to coax him in a good voice! He almost forgot why he came here to see him!
After the person in her arms changed from crying to choking in a low voice, the mermaid walked silently to the shore with her. Zhou Xiaomiao felt the water touch her heels, and immediately hugged the mermaid even more nervously, her legs tight. The ground wrapped around his waist, using almost all of his strength: "Shui Shui Shui..."
"It's alright, I'm here." The mermaid's speed was very fast. When she reached the shoal, the fish tail in the water swayed twice and turned into slender human legs. She walked up step by step with the person in her arms, and finally found a shelter from the wind skillfully. In the cave, he took someone to hide in, and whispered: "Is it cold? Do you want to take off your wet clothes first?"
"Then don't go..." Zhou Xiaomiao hugged his neck pitifully.
The mermaid was stunned for a few seconds before sighing helplessly: "...Well, don't go."
Only then did Zhou Xiaomiao let him go, stripped herself naked, and looked at him eagerly: "Hold!"
This kind of cute and murderous eyes, even if it is a foul, the mermaid covers his face with his forehead, only then can he regain his composure: "I'll hang your clothes first, wait a while."
Zhou Xiaomiao pursed her mouth: "Oh QAQ"
The mermaid took a deep breath and finally made up her mind to stand up. She went outside the cave and cut some bamboo poles and carried them back to dry Zhou Xiaomiao's clothes. He went to a nearby cave to search, and sure enough, he found an adventurer or a survivor. I picked up some fish and seafood and brought them home. After lighting it with a waterproof lighter, I cleaned the small bowl and boiled the seafood soup.
After doing all this, the mermaid has a sullen face, why is she doing it! He clearly wanted to torture him, but in the end, he was the one who was tortured!
Zhou Xiaomiao is still looking at him, her eyes are a little dull but a little inexplicable. He is thinking that he will be so good to himself as soon as we meet, there is really no one but the shit shoveling officer, but according to the plot, he should be the male protagonist. The younger brother saved it, so the male protagonist of this world is not the shit shoveling officer? Or is the shit shoveling officer still able to sense his own danger and come here on purpose?
Zhou Xiaomiao whispered, "What's your name?"
The mermaid paused, thinking for a few seconds before slowly saying, "Norton."
Sure enough, it's not the male protagonist, this time it's the shit shovel officer who is the male protagonist's younger brother! Zhou Xiaomiao restrained her other expressions and smiled: "My name is Jiang Jiazhen, thank you for saving me twice, if you need any help, I will definitely help you!"
The mermaid stared at the hot seafood soup, her face hidden behind the white mist: "There is indeed something that needs your help."
"En? What's the matter?" Zhou Xiaomiao raised her head and sniffed her nose, ah, the delicious fragrance.
Of course it will kill you!
The mermaid sighed, finally recalling what she had come to see him for: "You'll find out later."
Zhou Xiaomiao: "En, can we have dinner then?"
"Wait a while." The mermaid chopped off some thin bamboo branches and made them into a spoon and chopsticks, washed them and handed them to Zhou Xiaomiao: "It's alright now."
Zhou Xiaomiao looked at the spoon in her left hand, then looked at the chopsticks in her right hand, a little confused: "Aren't you a mermaid living in the deep sea? Why do you know more about the basics of daily life than me?"
"I..." The mermaid's expression changed, and she put the small bowl on the stone to give herself a chance to buffer before slowly saying: "There are often people on this island who come to take picnic adventures, and I sneaked into the water to learn. "
Zhou Xiaomiao was stunned, most of his attention was still taken away by the seafood soup. The seafood soup without any seasoning was boiled and turned milky white. Stir it with a spoon. .
The pure seafood taste was slightly salty because it was boiled in sea water, but it was just right to taste. Zhou Xiaomiao's eyes lit up when she ate it, and she was certain of the shit shoveling officer's craftsmanship in her heart.
Seeing the shit shovel officer staring at him, he couldn't help but stop his chopsticks and asked, "You also cut a pair of chopsticks for yourself and eat with me. You must be hungry after you've been busy for so long."
"I can go to the sea to eat directly when I'm hungry." The mermaid looked at his small bowl: "I don't need you humans to be so troublesome at all."
Zhou Xiaomiao was a little moved: "Is it better to eat directly?"
"You're a human, you can't stand it, you can't eat it." The mermaid immediately refused.
Zhou Xiaomiao pouted, he is not human, he is actually a kitten, can't kittens eat raw fish?
[System: Cats won't do either. Don't think about how old you are. If you eat some raw meat, will you die? Your body can't be opened, and the digestive system has been unable to digest raw meat. Even if you usually eat cooked meat, the shit shovel officer will always keep goat milk for you. Living such a delicate life, if you want to go back to the basics... Hehe. 】
Zhou Xiaomiao: I see.
Zhou Xiaomiao was a little dejected, but she still ate everything in dissatisfaction with the movements in her hands, and finally hiccupped with satisfaction, followed behind the shit shovel officer, and watched him put out the fire, pack up the tools, and put them back in order to make it easier for other people in the future. Can be used in any dangerous situation.
As soon as she turned her head, she saw people running around naked, the mermaid's face was a little stiff: "Go back to the cave, how did you come out?"
"I want to see what you're doing!" Zhou Xiaomiao openly walked the bird and followed behind the shit shovel officer with her calves, causing a certain mermaid to be full of little dicks bouncing around in her head... It's terrible!
Although it is said that Zhou Xiaomiao openly walks the birds, the mermaid is not much better. She just made a grass skirt with grass and leaves. Because of the erratic walking, she was scratched by a claw of a follower!
Zhou Xiaomiao: "..." Try to keep an innocent face, everyone is a man anyway, it doesn't matter.
Mermaid:"......"
He really urgently needs to teach this annoying goblin a lesson, and tell him to keep a distance even if he is a man. If you dare to do the same in front of others in the future, I will treat you as a mermaid and wake up again. What he can do, of course, is to kill him, so he can still enjoy a few days of good time, and in a few days, he will definitely kill him!
Just bury him here, in front of this cave...
At night, there was a strong wind on the beach, and the temperature dropped suddenly. Even if the two of them had a cave to shelter from the wind, the temperature was really cold. Zhou Xiaomiao hesitated for a while, but she leaned over to the shit shovel officer and sat next to him.
In fact, he still prefers to sit in the arms of the shit shovel officer, mainly because he is sitting on the ground with his bare ass, which is uncomfortable and uncomfortable.
The mermaid looked at his legs following his eyes, and noticed the desire of the other party in the small eyes. He didn't know what was going on, but he felt frightened. I think too much, and the other party seems to want to sit on his lap!
But the two of them are not wearing clothes now. He has become strange now. Naturally, he has to keep a distance from him. Otherwise, he does not know what he will do. The point is that he is here to kill. to torture him-
All the shouting came after looking at each other's small eyes, and his actions were faster than his thoughts. He patted his thigh and subconsciously said, "Come and sit if you want to do it."
The eyes of the person in front of him lit up, he immediately stood up and patted his little butt, walked to the shit shovel officer and sat with his back to the shit shovel officer's arms.
The mermaid, who was still secretly annoyed by what evil she had fallen into, looked at the red mark left on his buttocks, and immediately frowned slightly, wanting to rub it... But, forget it, I'm really getting weirder and weirder. !
He took a deep breath and looked at the person in his arms leaning on his chest very naturally, his body couldn't help but start to stiffen, really...! ! !
Zhou Xiaomiao guessed what the shit shoveling officer must be thinking, but he was so tired that day, he really couldn't think about anything, and finally fell asleep in the familiar and warm arms.
The mermaid stretched out her hand to encircle the person and hugged him silently, secretly saying that there is no sense of accomplishment in torment here anyway, she should start after he returns to Jiang's house, yes, that's right! Let him lose everything he cares about!
Super Mermaid Fierce smiled proudly, he just doesn't want to do it now if he doesn't do it!
In this way, he acted as a hero in his heart until dawn. Seeing that the person in his arms was slightly sideways, he seemed reluctant to face the sun, so he carefully turned his body to cover it, so that people could sleep better.
When Zhou Xiaomiao woke up, the sun was already high, and the shit shovel officer was carefully putting on his underwear, and then he felt that the position of the chick seemed wrong, so he adjusted it. He nodded with satisfaction, and when he was about to put on pants, he saw the two slender and white legs in front of him slowly tilted up, and took the initiative to wear pants.
Mermaid:"???"
With hindsight, he raised his head and looked at Zhou Xiaomiao who was curiously staring at him with wide eyes, only to feel the heat rushing down his neck to the top of his head in an instant. The people in it are thrown out.
Zhou Xiaomiao lifted her leg: "I'm so tired."
Then the mermaid came back to her senses, and hurriedly supported his legs to put on his pants, and then tucked his shirt into him: "You can wear this yourself." After speaking, she hurriedly left the cave, looking for a place to self-examine. .
Zhou Xiaomiao was at a loss, what just happened? Looking at the shit shoveling officer... it turned out to be a rare blush? ? ?
Wow! It's not easy! Zhou Xiaomiao sighed with emotion. After so many worlds came down together, this was definitely the first time he saw the shit shoveling officer so shy that his face was blushing and his neck was thick.
[System: Get out of here quickly, you still have a story! 】
Zhou Xiaomiao: In the system, you should quietly send a message to the original owner's special assistant first, let him start collecting evidence and not grow, and then send a message to the media to say that I was kidnapped. No one in the group is willing to pay for it. By the way, I will contact the lawyer. keep my shares.
[System: These are fine, but what do you want to do? 】
Zhou Xiaomiao: Of course it's to guide public opinion, hold them off first, and I can't make him feel better before I go back. I won't go back then, but they are the ones who are anxious.
Zhou Xiaomiao pondered: By the way, remember to ask the special assistant to call the police, saying that they have been ignorant of it and have been ordered to take leave for a long time. In the plot, the reason why the original owner declined so fast is because all his arms were lost and his rights were vacated. In this way, it depends on whether he will let these back to the company!
[System: ...Okay. 】 Zhou Xiaomiao, what has he experienced, why is he dealing with things more and more now...
"Wow, it's grilled fish!!!" Zhou Xiaomiao's eyes suddenly lit up, she got dressed and ran out in a hurry.
[System: ...] He took back what he wanted to praise before ▼_▼
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