《BL | This Villain Spit Milk [Quick Wear]》150
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Chapter 150 The Thirteenth Villain
After meeting the shit shoveling officer for real, Zhou Xiaomiao finally realized how tragic the consequences of provoking people were. He felt that he needed to go out urgently, otherwise it would be too scary to be on a sofa and a bed at home.
The shit shoveling officer especially loves this 'sport', and every time Zhou Xiaomiao stops him, he will complain: "You said it, if you find it, just follow me."
Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."
He was speechless.
Forget it, I don't know if the game warehouse is the exciting point of the shit shoveling officer. I like this place very much every time, and it's not over until Zhou Xiaomiao is tossed around. Every time he watched the shit shoveling officer clean the game room, Zhou Xiaomiao felt an inexplicable shame, and deeply realized that he couldn't continue like this, he had to resist!
When the shit shovel officer got up to go to the bathroom, Zhou Xiaomiao jumped behind him, hooked his neck and didn't let go: "Zhan pervert!
" : "No more pain in the waist? I said just now that I'm tired, but now I'm not tired?"
Zhou Xiaomiao grumbled and rubbed his head: "You can't go on like this, you'll be exhausted."
Zhan Xi was rubbed His heart was about to melt, and he immediately said: "Don't worry, I'm afraid that you will hurt me, but I don't dare to be arrogant, don't worry."
Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."
"Why am I worried about this!" Zhou Xiaomiao was ashamed again Annoyed again, he gnawed on his ears and wanted to wake him up: "My back hurts, I feel uncomfortable QAQ"
Zhan Xi threw all the rubbish into the trash bin behind his back, put his clothes in the washing machine by the way, and then turned around Holding him in his arms, he coaxed: "I know, it's because I've been too presumptuous these days, I'm so excited, I'll definitely pay attention in the future, darling."
Zhou Xiaomiao changed from hanging behind him to hanging on him In his arms, he leaned his head on his shoulder obediently: "you have no credibility now, as long as you go to bed, you are a big bad, stinky rascal, you can't believe it at all!"
Zhan Xi patted his butt in a funny way : "Nonsense, even if I say I love you in bed, I'm serious."
Zhou Xiaomiao was teased, and after a long while, she said, "Then when you said the last time, I didn't see you keep your promise."
Zhanxi pretended not to hear, and carried her back to the bedroom to massage her waist. : "Let's rest for a while, what do you want to eat in the afternoon?"
Zhou Xiaomiao lay on the bed a little drowsy: "Well...I want to eat fish...a lot of fish..."
"Well, cook fish for the afternoon." Zhan Hee also lowered her voice, and the massage action turned into a gentle pat at some point.
Zhou Xiaomiao, who was already tired, closed her eyes after a few seconds, and rubbed her little head back and forth until she leaned into the arms of the shit shovel officer. Then she calmed down and gradually fell asleep.
Zhanxi hugged the person and lay down for a while, and then got up lightly after confirming that the person was asleep, and cleaned the room carefully again, so as not to leave any traces that were seen by the housekeeping aunt, the lover was thin-skinned and embarrassed.
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After finishing the arrangement, the housekeeping aunt just came. Zhanxi told him to cook fish in the afternoon and keep his voice low. When the housekeeping aunt made it clear that she was clear, she went back to the room and continued to accompany Zhou Xiaomiao.
In the room, Zhou Xiaomiao had been asleep for a long time, and was not awakened at all. When Zhanxi lay down and hugged him again, the sleeping young man voluntarily wrapped himself up, put his legs on his waist, and buried his head. in his arms.
At this moment, looking at the young man's trusting and undisguised dependence, he couldn't help hugging him tightly, keeping him in his arms forever and never letting go of him.
What happened in the past few days is like a dream, from the NPC you like is a real person, to finding your lover, and then something indescribable happened... It's just like a pie in the
sky, this kind of joy and surprise, just It seems that when the dead trees are in spring, the moment when the flowers bloom, he is grateful, excited, and ecstatic. He can no longer describe his mood. He only feels that he lives on the clouds every day, and he walks floating, so he only wants to have youth and experience the love of his life. real existence.
So I was complained in the end... The corners of Zhan Xi's lips twitched, kissed the neck of the person in his arms, and closed his eyes. If these are all dreams, I hope no one will wake him up and let him live forever. Go to sleep and spend your life with your lover in your dreams.
...
Zhou Xiaomiao was awakened by a burst of fragrance, he sat up suddenly, and his stomach was the first to grunt in protest because of his movements.
His brain was still in a dazed state, and he sat on the bed with his stomach in his arms in a daze
. Holding the wet towel, he wiped the face of the person in bed in a daze: "I asked my aunt to cook the fish, and I'll go eat the fish later."
After wiping her face, Zhou Xiaomiao also woke up, but she slept for too long in the afternoon and had no strength, so she could only use Cat Tong looked at the shit shovel officer eagerly.
Zhan Xi couldn't stand this kind of look at all, and without saying a word, he directly picked up the person who was sleeping softly and took him to the living room for dinner.
The housekeeping aunt had already left, and there were three dishes and one soup on the dining table, and the scent that woke Zhou Xiaomiao up came from the blanched fish soup.
Zhou Xiaomiao sniffed and said with emotion again: "It's so fragrant..."
Zhanxi hugged the person and sat down together: "Then drink some fish soup first? The meat is boiled, wait for me to pick the fishbone."
Zhou Xiao Meow hurriedly nodded, eager to see through.
As soon as the lid of the soup was opened, the aroma was even stronger. The milky fish soup was adorned with green onion and coriander. When I scooped out a spoonful of it, the tender, white and fragrant meat was faintly visible. It almost hooked Zhou Xiaomiao's greedy bugs out. Urged for soup.
Zhanxi scooped soup for him to drink first, and then fed him after picking out the fishbone. It saved him from being careless and eating quickly, and Zhanxi really didn't worry that he would eat it by himself.
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After a meal, the fish soup was the most consumed one, and it quickly bottomed out. There was no fish left, and it basically entered Zhou Xiaomiao's stomach. It smelled of fish when I burped.
Zhanxi rubbed his stomach: "Can you support it? Did you starve you before? Why can't you control yourself every time you see a fish?"
"Delicious." Zhou Xiaomiao hugged his neck and acted like a spoiled child: "We Eat fish every meal in the future!"
Zhan Xi ruthlessly refused: "No, you need a balanced diet."
"Eat fish, eat fish!" Zhou Xiaomiao acted like a spoiled child, seeing that the shit shovel officer was still unmoved, and immediately resented Said: "It's too much, you've only liked me for a few days, and you don't follow me now!"
Zhan Xi held his waist and hinted, "I still have another way to express my liking. Do you want to experience it?"
Zhou Xiaomiao was probably full and had nothing to do, so she started acting, and when she heard him say this, her face was full of grief: "You are threatening me, you really don't love me anymore QAQ"
Zhan Xi: "..."
Seeing that the shit shoveling officer didn't respond, Zhou Xiaomiao's voice became a little louder: "You threaten me! Humph!"
Zhan Xi caught the person and kissed him in a funny way: "There will be octopus for three meals a day in the future. Head office, right? If you're messing around, you'll really beat your ass!" After
speaking, Zhan Xi remembered that she had been thinking about beating her ass until she found someone, but she couldn't do anything because she was entangled in three or two words of coquettishness. Now he is also starting to give in, and there is absolutely no way to treat his lover.
Although it's not every meal, it's good to eat fish every day. Zhou Xiaomiao made a few noises to achieve the goal, got off the shit shovel officer, and ran to the sofa to spread the corpse. Before, he didn't need to do anything, but now he has a shovel. Shit officer, he has evolved to be more lazy.
Zhanxi cleaned up the table, went to the kitchen to wash the dishes, and cut some fruit and took it out to feed the little slacker, and supplemented him with nutrients as much as possible, because he always felt that his lover was too thin, and he would definitely not take care of him normally. Since they are all together, of course, this kind of caring for people must be taken over as a matter of course!
The two got together and watched TV while eating fruit. Zhou Xiaomiao deliberately teased the shit shovel officer, bit the fruit to feed him, put the tip of his tongue in his lips and ran away, watching the shit shovel officer's sudden deep eyes and start. Somewhere in the spirit, you can't laugh.
Zhan Xi also smiled, and pressed the person on the sofa to teach him a lesson, when he heard a sudden ring of bells in the bedroom.
Zhou Xiaomiao pushed the shit shovel officer: "Your phone rang."
Zhan Xi frowned and didn't want to pay attention to it, but the bell kept ringing, and even if no one answered, she quickly called the second time. It feels like this keeps going.
Zhou Xiaomiao gloated: "Go quickly."
Zhan Xi kissed someone helplessly, and got up to answer the phone ringing now.
When he walked in and picked up the phone, he just made the second call and hung up because there was no answer for a long time. Zhan Xi opened the screen, found the address book and clicked it, and the third call came in instantly.
Zhan Xi answered: "Mom, what's the matter?"
After he answered the phone, the other party was obviously relieved: "Son, why did you go, why did it take so long to call back!"
Zhan Xi vaguely said: "Go on a date. It 's gone."
He couldn't tell his mother that it was because he was playing with his lover.
But it's obvious that Zhan's mother thinks that her son must go to the game room to fall in love again, so she hasn't answered the phone for so long, which makes her not sure what to say.
Although she did not object, it was because she knew that her son was stubborn, and no one could stop him. There was no room for him. In fact, when it came to falling in love with an NPC, Zhan's mother also accepted her incompetence, and snarled: "Don't hurt. It's not very good to stay in the game room all the time..."
Zhan Xi's face was a little weird, he pulled back his wandering thoughts, and coughed lightly: "I know."
Zhan's mother can't say too much . I was afraid that my son would get angry, so I could only respond.
Zhanxi asked again: "Mom, what's the matter with you looking for me?"
Zhan's mother: "Oh, it's nothing... I just heard that you haven't been to the company for a long time. The security guard in the apartment said that you haven't been here for a long time, so I'm a little worried. ."
Before the words were finished, a very discordant voice suddenly squeezed in beside Zhan's mother, and she said furiously: "Stinky boy, is it possible that you have been staying in the game room these days? You are dying, aren't you?"
Zhan Xi was helpless: "No, I live in my lover's house."
"That's not a game!" Father Zhan's voice almost broke: "Do you think I gave up? Let me tell you, you and an NPC have no future. Yes, you will regret it sooner or later!"
Zhan Xi wanted to speak: "I..."
"I'll tell you, what is the name of the little girl in the research institute, Jiang Jiaqi, it's good for Jiang Jiaqi, you look at people who want to be good-looking and good-looking. It is worth the ability and ability, not only to have common interests with you, but also to work together, what a good child!"
Zhan Xi wanted to explain: "I..."
"What are you! I tell you, you never Want me to bow my head and admit that I have an NPC daughter-in-law!!"
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Father Zhan's angry voice fell, and he hung up mercilessly.
Originally everyone thought that even if he liked NPC, Zhanxi could control himself well and let him live and work normally, but in the past few days after he suddenly disappeared, he seems to have forgotten the time in the game. Father Zhan's lungs and trachea, who disagreed, could not wait to puff Zhan Xi.
Zhan Xi, who had no chance to explain: "..."
Indeed, when you are an NPC, you can't do some things, and you are still rational. When you see a real person... all rational self-control and self-control are forgotten, no matter how serious your expression is. I can't last for two seconds under my lover's coquettishness, I can't wait to rub the cute lover into my arms, how can it be rational!
He sighed, put down the phone and went back to the living room. Zhou Xiaomiao's chin rested on the back of the sofa and was staring at the direction of the bedroom, like a meow just waiting for the owner to come back. He didn't regain his spirits until he saw the shit shoveler coming out. He hurriedly asked, "Is there something wrong? When are you leaving?"
Zhan Xi frowned: "So you want me to leave?"
Zhou Xiaomiao leaned her head on the back of the sofa with an innocent face: "No, but if you have something to do, you can do it first, I'm good, I won't make a noise."
"Don't worry, I'll take you with me if I leave, I'll take you wherever I go!" Zhan Xi bit his cheek bitterly, very dissatisfied that he drove him away.
Zhou Xiaomiao laughed a few times: "Xiaobie is better than a newlywed."
"No, I just think Xiaobie will disappear again." Zhanxi didn't want to experience the anxiety of hunting for people in the vast sea, so he just I want my lover to stay by my side, I don't want to be separated!
Zhou Xiaomiao nestled into his arms: "but you've been with me for a long time, is it alright in the company at home?"
Zhan Xi silently hugged him tightly. Just the phone call from his parents just let him get rid of his sleepwalking for the past few days. I jumped out of it and remembered that other people didn't know that I liked NPCs, but my parents knew, so I found a lover. My parents thought they liked NPCs... It's time to explain.
Thinking about it, Zhan Xi discussed with the people in his arms: "Aqing, do you want to come home with me?"
Zhou Xiaomiao was at a loss: "Ah? Why is it so sudden?"
Zhan Xi looked serious: "Strictly speaking, We have been together for two years, and we have been in love for half a year. It is okay to meet our parents at this time, and it is not sudden at all."
Zhou Xiaomiao pursed her lips: "No, I am afraid."
Zhan's parents are relatively conservative in character, in case they do not accept it My son has come out of the closet, what should I do if the shit shovel officer is not allowed to fall in love with him if he drives him out!
Zhanxi rubbed his little head: "What are you afraid of, I'm here."
"No." Zhou Xiaomiao continued to shrink.
Zhanxi also knew that they had just met for a few days, and it was a little sudden that he rashly brought it up, so he could only hug someone and coax, "don't worry, I just tell you first, of course you want us to go."
Zhou Xiao Meow responded: "Then when do you go home? If you don't go home, you always have to work, right?"
Zhan Xi thought, "Will Ah Qing go to the company with me?"
Zhou Xiaomiao glanced at him suspiciously: "You won't go if I don't go?"
"If you are afraid of being seen, you will become a cat and I will carry you." Zhanxi really didn't want to be separated from her lover, so she could only compromise choose.
Zhou Xiaomiao laughed a few times, but didn't speak. When the shit shovel officer went too far a few days ago, he used his transformation to hide, so the shit shovel officer knew that he would transform.
Seeing him laugh like this, Zhanxi is even more worried. If his lover is so mischievous, if he leaves again and asks him to look for him, he has to explode, so he can't be separated no matter what. The current state of his lover is basically equal to 'let go'!
Zhou Xiaomiao still doesn't know his image in the shit shoveling officer's heart, otherwise he will definitely catch a shit shoveling officer to vent his anger, he thought for a while, but decided to agree: "Then we will go to the company tomorrow, you are not allowed to touch it tonight. I, I won't go with you if you touch me!"
Zhan Xi was a little helpless: "We can still discuss it."
"No, there are only two options!" Zhou Xiaomiao was ruthless and pushed his head away. , I still have some expectations about going to the company. It is said that the heroine has officially signed a contract with the Zhan Group and is ready to carry out the next research direction. It is the first time he has seen such a heroine who is good at data, and he is always inexplicably curious... Curious who she is!
Because of Zhou Xiaomiao's determination, it was rare for the two of them to spend a night of pure chatting under the quilt. The next day, Zhou Xiaomiao woke up full of energy and looked at Chenbo's shit shoveling officer while brushing his teeth. smile.
Zhanxi slapped on the fart's fart, and was so angry and funny: "Don't get a chance to be caught by me!"
At that time, it is useless to call revenge together!
Zhou Xiaomiao suddenly stopped smiling, brushed her teeth earnestly, and did not dare to continue to lift it, otherwise the shit shovel officer would have learned it without teasing himself. This is the first time the two of them have gone out after a week, which is a testimony to the fact that The terrible thing about the shit shovel officer.
The two ate breakfast made by their aunt, and Zhanxi's car was driven back by the detective. After all, he has no parking space here, so he can't always park downstairs. At this time, he can only call someone to pick him up.
After breakfast, the car that happened to be specially assisted also arrived downstairs, and the two got into the car to go to the company.
On the way, Zhanxi simply asked the special assistant what happened recently. After learning that Zhan's parents went to the company to find no results, his face was a little helpless. Now, I found out that I was suspected of being in the game warehouse... Well, no wonder I'm so angry!
During the exchange between the shit shoveling officer and the special assistant, Zhou Xiaomiao was always playing on his mobile phone, and Zhan Xi glanced at it. It was the simplest stand-alone game - kitten fishing.
Although this game is simple, it has a special appeal to Zhou Xiaomiao. Xiaomiao has been playing games all the way last week, and he is also vaguely coping with the shit shoveling officer, and his attention is all on the game.
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