《BL | This Villain Spit Milk [Quick Wear]》156
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Chapter 156 The Fourteenth Villain
The next day was another busy day. The lieutenant went to the surrounding planets to buy some food. Seeing that Zhou Xiaomiao was too busy, he and Bernal volunteered to go into the kitchen. Do.
Although he almost didn't fry the pot, the results were very good. When eating, Zhou Xiaomiao was jealous and found that his craft was better than his own. He was not convinced, so he ate two bowls angrily!
He probably really has no kitchen skills. After a short day, the lieutenant made more progress than Zhou Xiaomiao. In the end, Zhou Xiaomiao simply left the cooking to the lieutenant. Just assign tasks to the lieutenant.
In the next few days, there was no war, and no attacking enemy was seen. The planet suffered heavy losses due to the strategy of turning tigers away from the mountain before, so the planet has always kept retreating as advance, guarding the main, who is watching now. Be more patient.
Taking advantage of the time when the planet was still peaceful, Zhou Xiaomiao's thoughts began to come alive in an instant. For example, where did his shit shoveling officer go... It's been many days, but it hasn't appeared, which is not in line with shoveling. Shit official the speed of all the worlds in the past!
Could it be that the shit shovel officer was stopped by Lingxue? Or what happened? Zhou Xiaomiao felt that she couldn't always wait for the shit shovel officer to come over, so she decided to take the initiative and searched for the shit shovel officer herself!
So many world Zhou Xiaomiao have also figured out some truths, that is, the villain who starts to be awesome will definitely be very miserable, and the protagonist is a counter-attack type of waste material, and it is getting stronger and stronger.
So the villain in this world is so awesome, so the protagonist's situation at the beginning should not be very good, thinking, Zhou Xiaomiao first observed a circle on the planet, and even asked little Bernal, is there any refugee circle? A tall, well-dressed man in his twenties?
Little Bernal shook his head: "We are living so hard now, and most of them have yellow faces and thin muscles. What tall people will there be?"
Zhou Xiaomiao could only sigh helplessly: "That's it."
Little Bernal looked at him and whispered, "You, why are you looking for a handsome and strong man?"
Zhou Xiaomiao: "I..."
Little Bernal covered his ears in a panic: "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen, I'm still a child!"
Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."
He ruthlessly pulled away the child's fleshy fingers and said solemnly, "I'm recruiting soldiers to ease the refugee's life, you little brat!"
Little Bernal: "...Oh!"
The refugees couldn't work here, so Zhou Xiaomiao set his sights on the opposing star thieves. This is a group of star thieves who roam the universe and do evil things. As long as they are short of supplies, they will rob resource supply stations and attack weak satellite planets. , very nasty.
After watching it for a while, Zhou Xiaomiao felt that this should not be the case if the male protagonist had the halo, so he turned his attention to the soldiers of the First Army!
Lieutenant General: "..."
I always feel that the look in the eyes of Mr. Chief is wrong recently. Did Mr. Chief find out that he has gained weight╥﹏╥
He was busy for half a month, but he still found nothing. On the contrary, the deputy general and little Bernal looked at him more and more strangely, as if they were looking at something abnormal. Zhou Xiaomiao could only temporarily restrain his behavior, and secretly observed and tried to Found the shit shovel officer in the First Corps.
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For the first time, Zhou Xiaomiao felt that it was really not easy to find a needle in a haystack, and he didn't know how the shit shovel officer found himself before, why he felt that the shit shovel officer was effortless, and he was looking for a needle in a haystack.
Moreover, Zhou Xiaomiao had long discovered that the soul imprint on her body was sealed by the shameless Lingxue, and she couldn't sense it at all. This really depends on fate! He has to be cautious... In case if he recognizes the wrong person, or if Lingxue makes trouble and goes in a strange direction, not to mention the shit shoveling officer, he will have to vomit to death himself.
At this moment, the star thieves who had not made any sound suddenly began to attack, as if they had planned for a long time to launch the strongest artillery fire, trying to break through the defense of the first army and enter the planet to plunder.
Zhou Xiaomiao used to be the leader of the base in the end of the world after all, and with the memory of the original owner, it was even more powerful. Sitting in the command room, he could beat the star thieves to nothing, not only could not enter the planet, but also suffered heavy losses.
The original owner is an undeniable strong man. He is habitually crushed by force, and sometimes even personally goes into battle to beat the enemy to pieces. Under the guidance of the shit officer, Zhou Xiaomiao clearly knew that even if the force value can crush all existences, sometimes tactics are appropriate and advisable.
When everyone successfully defeated the star thief with much less loss than before, everyone's awe for the leader became more and more obvious, and all of them were full of respect, admiration and fanaticism.
Little Bernal had been walking around behind Zhou Xiaomiao for a few days, staring at him when Zhou Xiaomiao didn't know, his eyes burning as if he saw some treasure.
Another month passed, and after the star thieves were really driven away, the lieutenant sent the news back to the imperial capital. The first legion was also preparing to set off to return to the imperial capital. After they left, another stationed force would come to clean up the battlefield and help the refugees restore their homes. .
After the lieutenant reported the matter one by one, he said: "It is now ready, and you can leave at any time."
"Then leave early tomorrow morning." Zhou Xiaomiao thought, and suddenly regained her spirits: "Lieutenant General, are there any good-looking and strong men in the imperial capital? Maybe it's not very good or something."
The lieutenant's expression turned strange indeed, and he whispered, "Master Chief, are you in estrus, and you want to choose an Omega? There may be many good-looking ones, but why do you like strong ones?"
Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."
"Forget it, let's go." Zhou Xiaomiao was not unintentionally tired, so she decided to inquire by herself.
Although he is indeed looking for a shit shovel officer, it is not the kind of thinking in their eyes.
The lieutenant turned his head and left, still pondering in his heart, could it be that the chief himself looks rather thin, so he wanted to find a strong one to make up for it? It is said that when the chief attended the military academy, he was almost not ridiculed to death, because the chief was thinner than a normal alpha, and he looked like an Omega...
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Of course, afterward, the chief proved himself with his strength, but maybe he was still a little unhappy and kept thinking about it, so he wanted to find a good-looking, tall and strong Omega, but it's not easy to find...
The lieutenant left with a confused look on his face.
The next day, the battleship of the First Corps was ready, and just waited for Zhou Xiaomiao's order to leave the planet. The refugees who heard the news from a distance gathered to see them off, thanking them for protecting their homeland.
Zhou Xiaomiao was about to give the order to leave, and suddenly remembered something, and asked the lieutenant to ask Bernal if he wanted to stay. After all, he was still so young, what if his parents and sisters were worried.
The lieutenant will reply later: "Little Bernal said he wants to follow you, and his parents died in the war, and he is already an orphan."
Zhou Xiaomiao: "Then take it with you and set off."
"Yes!"
The battleship entered the universe, drove gently, and returned according to the prescribed route.
Little Bernal stood by the window of his room, staring at the planet outside, his eyes suddenly glowed with a purple light, and after seeing the light reflected from the window, he quickly took out a piece from his pocket. He swallowed the pills, and then calmly continued to look at the planet outside.
At the same time, Zhou Xiaomiao found the pills according to the original owner's memory and took them, continued to maintain the state, then sat on the bed and thought about what to do in the future, how did the original owner live before the hidden danger was so great, and where did the medicine come from? Bought it? Where is the shit shovel officer now? What did Lingxue want her to see clearly?
There are too many questions, and Zhou Xiaomiao starts to think about it easily. Even the shit shovel officer is prevented from appearing in this world by Lingxue. If Lingxue thinks the shit shovel officer is in the way, and wants to restore his memory, he will be with the shit shovel. The officer is isolated!
A few days later, after arriving at the imperial capital, and experiencing some things such as meeting, negotiating, awarding, etc., Zhou Xiaomiao was busy in circles, and only returned to her villa to rest in the evening, and she was extremely sleepy.
Little Bernal had nowhere and was taken home by him and handed over to the housekeeper to take care of him. Although he was only about six years old, he had no stage fright and said that he was very useful. How much dirty work would be in the chief's villa, and he didn't need him to direct the cooking, and he was really useless here.
Little Bernal was very nervous, followed behind Zhou Xiaomiao, brushed his face more, and promised that he could help him find a good-looking, strong and tall Omega.
Zhou Xiaomiao spit out a sip of water, and faced with the servants who all looked around were 'the boss actually likes this style', Zhou Xiaomiao tugged at little Bernal's ear, gritted her teeth and said, "I can't speak. Just stop talking, you still don't understand these things, do you know!"
Little Bernal was very aggrieved: "Although I am young, I already know a lot, and I am very good at finding people. I will definitely find you in the future!"
Zhou Xiaomiao paused for a while, then said, "There is indeed a person who I like very much, but I am separated from him now. When I find him, I will let you see if I have good eyesight, hum!"
Little Bernal hurriedly flattered: "The chief must have a good vision!"
Only then did Zhou Xiaomiao give his ear, and she was very proud to see him rubbing his ear aggrievedly: "I see that you are quite leisurely at home. The housekeeper gives this child a household registration and sends it to school. It's annoying to be at home all the time."
Little Bernal screamed: "I don't want it!"
"There is no choice." Zhou Xiaomiao is ruthless: "Didn't you say that your birthplace and family are holding you back? I'll give you a chance now to show me how you grew up. of."
Little Bernal looked a little aggrieved and a little unwilling. As long as he thought of staying with a group of dwarf radishes, the crying voice, the chattering laughter...it was suffocating!
But a child has no right to say no, especially since he is still in a state of being dependent on others, and he was sent to the best kindergarten in the imperial capital by the housekeeper the next day.
Little Bernal, who was standing in the middle of a group of radishes with a schoolbag on his back: "..."
There is no fluctuation in the heart, just a little indifference.
When there is no need for a legion, Zhou Xiaomiao is quite leisurely, not to mention that an emperor cannot have only one legion, nor can he let the first legion come for everything, so the corresponding Zhou Xiaomiao can also take advantage of it. I spent most of my time looking for the shit shovel officer.
This is good news. Zhou Xiaomiao was quite excited to roll up her sleeves and was going to look for a needle in the haystack in the imperial capital to see if she could find the shit shovel officer, but she was accidentally interrupted before she even started.
After the housekeeper picked up little Bernal, he said helplessly: "Master Chief, the kindergarten teacher said that little Bernal is disobedient."
Zhou Xiaomiao hasn't reacted yet: "Why are you disobedient?"
The housekeeper recalled the words of the kindergarten teacher for a while: "He fought with the little alpha and beat people's eyes, saying that the little girl was wearing a green skirt like a bug, and told the classmates in the class that parents and mothers don't want them, this is the most terrible place eat kids..."
Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."
Little Bernal was very imposing outside, but when he got home, he was cowardly. He lowered his head and pointed his fingers, and seemed to be deeply aware of his mistake.
On the contrary, his appearance makes people not know what to say - he has used this trick to escape the censure of the teacher and the housekeeper.
Zhou Xiaomiao hesitated for a while: "Sign him up for a cram school."
The housekeeper knew: "Do you want to learn some etiquette or elaborate courses first?"
Zhou Xiaomiao: "It's fine, anyway, in the future, if he is naughty, he will sign up for a cram school for him, and he will sign up for anything."
Little Bernal, who is not at all like going to school and not wanting to go to a cram school: "..."
With this threat, it was more effective than anything else. After that, the housekeeper sent little Bernal over. The kindergarten teacher didn't say anything again, and kept praising him for being honest and well-behaved-probably reflected in the fact that he was always sitting in the chair. In the corner, I don't want to be integrated into the small group at all.
The days have calmed down like this. In addition to looking for the whereabouts of the shit shoveling officer, Zhou Xiaomiao is also very concerned about little Bernal, for example, he is very concerned about his performance, and asks from time to time: "Did you feel the distance from the strong today? one step closer?"
Little Bernal was very aggrieved: "The chief lied, and the strong don't have to go to school at all."
Zhou Xiaomiao: "Why not, they have all experienced it. This is the first step for a strong person."
Little Bernal: "..."
I almost believed this serious nonsense!
A six-year-old child can't actually learn much, especially since little Bernal is an ordinary beta and does not need to cultivate any combat power from an early age. Beta belongs to the middle and grass-roots level of the interstellar population. of excellent. They are not as weak as Omegas, nor as strong as alphas, and they belong to the average level.
Zhou Xiaomiao doesn't have any big requirements for little Bernal. He usually says that he is going to school and cram school to scare him. The main reason is to make him be more honest and call the girl doll a worm!
I thought that little Bernal would be stable for a while, but unexpectedly, a few days later, a poisoning incident happened in the kindergarten. parents.
Little Bernal was embarrassed at the time, because he felt that he was unlucky, and he actually picked the shape of cat's paw that little girls like, and finally made three soft, waxy pink cat's paw cakes... He felt that this It's too out of tune with his strong aura.
Zhou Xiaomiao didn't say anything. Little Bernal ate them one by one and praised him for being very filial.
A little suffocated Bernal: "..."
This is not filial piety is not filial piety!
Zhou Xiaomiao felt nothing.
But the next morning, the kindergarten was suddenly closed down. The reason was that the children brought the biscuits home last night, but they contained highly toxic. His father died after the rescue was ineffective.
The children who can go to the best kindergartens have very strong backgrounds. The person who died was a high-level person, and the high-level authority was usually very cautious. Just because his child didn't care, he died.
This kind of situation is simply horrifying and reprehensible. It is simply too abhorrent for the poisoner to use the child to use the medium to achieve his own purpose.
The housekeeper changed his face when he received the notice, and hurriedly called the doctor and asked them to come and check Zhou Xiaomiao's body as soon as possible. After knowing that there was nothing wrong, he was relieved.
Zhou Xiaomiao was also a little surprised, and took the housekeeper to the kindergarten to see little Bernal.
At this time, the kindergarten has been banned from approaching, and the Interstellar police have controlled everyone, especially the teacher and the dean.
If this poisoner didn't poison the purchase and the children, how did he seamlessly exchange the poisonous biscuits into the hands of the children, and then let her take them home and poison their parents with their own hands? And he has to make sure not to hurt other people, don't make mistakes, this must be done by people who are very familiar with this work!
A few interstellar policemen gathered together and whispered about the research, and then began to interrogate the kindergarten principal and all the teachers involved in making cookies.
Little Bernal sat bored in the corner, staring at the group of people with a bit of disdain in his eyes.
"Bernal!" Zhou Xiaomiao waved at him from a distance.
Little Bernal's eyes lit up, he rushed over and rushed into his arms, and said coquettishly: "I'm afraid of QAQ"
After getting along for a long time, the relationship between the two has become more and more intimate, so little Bernal took the opportunity to act like a spoiled child, holding Zhou Xiaomiao's leg and not letting go.
Seeing that he was really scared, Zhou Xiaomiao picked him up, little Bernal hurriedly wrapped his arms around his neck and whispered in his ear: "It's definitely not a teacher, these interstellar police are a bunch of idiots! "
Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."
He wanted to put the little kid in his arms down!
Aware of his intentions, little Bernal hurriedly hugged Zhou Xiaomiao, never letting him let go: "I didn't lie, it's true!"
Zhou Xiaomiao patted his butt, "Okay, shut up now."
Just as he was talking, the interstellar police officers from afar came in a hurry, and the cold sweat on his head was about to stay. The backgrounds of the children in this kindergarten are bigger than the other. I never imagined that the most inconspicuous beta was actually the head of the First Army. My child, how could these little criminal policemen be compared with the First Army Corps!
He bent down and said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Chief, we are filing a case for investigation, so we have left the young master temporarily, just want to check the body to see if there is any harm, there is no other meaning, I hope you can understand and cooperate, if you can, I hope you will also take inspection.."
He said this sentence several times in the morning, and his mouth was almost peeling. If ordinary citizens are to be driven away, these... who dares to move!
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