Chapter 77 SOS, My Boyfriend Is Jingfen 03

Ye Shan finally saw the various personalities in Ye Shinian's head.

One thinks that he is a bright prince, and Ye Shan is a ghost who came to look for him to repay his kindness; another thinks that he is a double-legged man, and believes that Ye Shan is a pervert from his previous life lover whom he waited for many years. Doctor; one is the leader who thinks he has left the palace, but meets his lover Ye Shan by chance, but he can't really give his lover "sex/blessing", so he is struggling in his heart; Ye Shan's hero in all corners of the world; a housekeeper who thought he loved the young master Ye Shan badly, but was abused by Ye Shan in various ways, and finally decided to fight back and kidnapped the young master completely blackened; a housekeeper who thought he was hunting down The prince, in the end, was bewitched by the prince's kindness and simplicity, and finally wanted to take the prince with him to wander around the world as a killer...

In short, these personalities differentiated by Ye Shinian-or the other self imagined by him after his insanity, each character is quite extreme. Duan, Ye Shan was finally forced to see what these "personalities" meant to him. Extreme love.

For example, the faint-hearted Lord Ye Shinian called him Concubine Ai when he hugged him, and kept wanting to give birth to buns with him, and insisted that no matter whether he gave birth to a man, a woman or a chinchilla, he would definitely be named the queen;

For example, the lover who thinks that he has two, legs, and missing legs, his favorite is to frighten Ye Shan with a scalpel under the bed. When he is on the bed, he takes off his gloves and uses his hands to carefully and earnestly give Ye Shan a "full" body. check.";

For example, the leader of the self-confessed palace, every time he appears, he either wants to kill him and then die with him, or he wants to pull him to learn about various "foreign objects" that can make him happy;

for example......

Ye Shan is really very fortunate now that most of the time he is just a white, chubby Chinchilla.

He can only sleep on his peach blossom's palm, instead of being stuffed with various sauces after turning into a humanoid.

And although his peach blossoms have different personalities and stories, they all like him. Moreover, facing him who was just born, he had to suppress all kinds of thoughts.

Apart from......

"Bang bang bang!"

"Bang bang bang!"

"Bang bang bang bang bang!"

Ye Shan silently curled himself up in the cage, silently looking at the master Ge Ye Shinian who started to chop ribs again.

The main character, Ye Shinian, remembered that he was looking for his lover, but he had never seen Ye Shan transformed into a human form, at least not when he was in control of his body-Ye Shan also wanted to change. In adult form, however, he now has only two hours a day to transform into human form, and every time the main character appears, he has already used up those two hours of human form.

Moreover, Ye Shan was also reminded by the system and the system virus, saying that it was calculated based on data, and it is not a good choice to become a human in front of the master Ge Ye Shinian.

Because of Ye Shinian's personality...very distorted.

Although Ye Shinian is living a good life now, with money, housing and investment, except that the road to becoming a star is not very smooth, Ye Shinian has almost nothing bad.

However, according to the integration of the data found by the system and the system virus, Ye Shi was left at home by his parents when he was young, and was left to his grandparents to take care of him.

However, grandparents don't look down on Ye Shinian's parents, who are their youngest sons, and they also look down on Ye Shinian. Therefore, they only took care of their excellent eldest son and the three sons of the second son, and let them bully Ye Shinian, who was not very normal since childhood and often talked about it.

Even the three cousins ​​who are three to six years older than Ye Shinian, their favorite game is to push, drag or drag Ye Shinian into the cold and dark basement of the old house. Every night, until the next night, when the grandparents found that Ye Shinian had not appeared, they went to look for people everywhere.

However, even if they saw that Ye Shinian was found in the basement again and again, they still turned a blind eye, and only symbolically patted the backs of Ye Shinian's cousins ​​and cousins, and regarded it as over. On weekdays, when Ye Shinian's cousin used other methods to bully Ye Shinian, Ye Shinian's grandparents just pretended not to see it, and kept raising several grandchildren in a eccentric and confused way.

Ye Shinian grew up day by day in such an environment. Ye Shinian's parents started out as small vendors outside. Year by year, they finally became rich, and Ye Shinian's status in his grandparents' home began to gradually improve.

And whether it was the cousin who had bullied him in every possible way, or the countless other grandchildren who had bullied the grandparents who were also their grandchildren, they all completely forgot what they had done.

It seems that from the very beginning, they are good brothers and sisters who love their cousins ​​very much, and good grandparents and grandmothers who love each grandchild fairly.

And Ye Shinian's parents did not take Ye Shinian over because they bought a house in a big city after making money.

Because they believed the words of Ye Shinian's grandparents and thought that Ye Shinian's character was uncertain, it was better to stay in a small town and raise them; also because the couple became pregnant again.

Ye Shinian's life got worse again.

Even when Ye Shi was in middle school, he started to go out to work to earn tuition. And since he started working to make money, his grandparents, parents, and parents would not give him a penny except to provide him with a place to live.

Ye Shinian grew up in this situation.

Until he was eighteen years old, the Ye family suddenly seemed to be cursed. Ye Shinian's parents and younger brother were killed in a car accident at the same time and died on the spot.

Ye Shinian's grandparents and uncles and two uncles are eagerly trying to fight for inheritance with Ye Shinian. As a result, Ye Shinian's grandparents, three cousins, uncles and aunts, second uncles and second aunts are all strange because of various things. die.

When the inheritance was finally divided, other people who had some ideas and qualifications did not dare to touch the Ye family's things, for fear that once they did touch it, they would suffer the same disaster as the rest of the Ye family.

So Ye Shinian inherited a large amount of property like this.

A month later, the house in his hometown and the house his parents bought in the big city were demolished at the same time, and Ye Shinian received a large amount of compensation and several houses with excellent geographical locations.

However, even so, Ye Shinian was scolded by countless people pointing at his back in his hometown as a disaster.

Even when Ye Shinian became famous later, people from his hometown went online to talk about the various disasters that happened in the Ye family back then, and finally came to the conclusion-how can there be such a coincidence in this world?

When Ye Shinian just came of age, his parents and younger brother died when he was short of college money; just as Ye Shinian's elders wanted to fight for his inheritance, those coveted elders and the cousins ​​who bullied him since childhood Due to the strange death of various strange reasons, Ye Shinian obtained a lot of property and almost half of the properties of the three families. It's just the envy of everyone.

After that, Ye Shinian made investments, made money, bought a house and built a building, and every investment was very profitable.

However, wouldn't Ye Shinian feel guilty for the money he made?

Did the deaths of those in Ye Shinian's family really have nothing to do with Ye Shinian at all?

Because of these rumors and his "magical" acting skills, Ye Shinian has never been able to go further in the entertainment industry.

Even now, because Ye Shinian had a conflict with others some time ago, there is no crew willing to ask him to act.

The reason why the system and the system virus disapprove of Ye Shan's transformation into a human form in front of this main character is because the character of this main character is really uncertain.

They can't even speculate whether this main character knows about the appearance of those various magical sub-personalities.

After all, every time Ye Shinian finished acting, he would watch his own play. And for those plays played by his sub-personality, Ye Shinian's main character will not go to play it again, it seems that he knows the existence of the sub-personality.

But if you know, why not go to a psychiatrist?

Why not get those sub-personalities out of the way?

These are all questions worth thinking about.

So Ye Shan pondered silently for a while, and finally decided that the most important thing for him now is to eat, eat, sleep and sleep, and began to study novels and scripts through consciousness in the system, and tried to write the script, and took it to Ye Shinian for preparation. And let Ye Shinian be the protagonist.

He thought, maybe there is some truth to the system's words, and he should really try to make his peach blossoms return to normal.

And for this, he must work hard and work hard... grow up.

Then, after Ye Shan was raised by this deranged Ye Shinian for four months, he finally grew up a little bit, and he also rubbed off with the system, in exchange for being able to transform into a human form for six hours a day.

--Now the main character stays at home every day because he does not go out to film, and as soon as he appears, whether it is morning or night, or when he is eating, he can immediately get up and run to chop ribs...

Persevere until the sub-personality appears...

Moreover, Ye Shinian's main character looked at Ye Shan with increasingly gloomy eyes.

Not only was the system and the occasional system virus anxious, Ye Shan was also anxious.

He was really afraid that the main character of his peach blossom would suddenly chop him up one day - even if it wasn't the whole thing, but only his little Haw, that would be enough for Ye Shan to collapse. .

So Ye Shan, after studying the most popular novels for four months, finally wrote a novel that was recognized by the system and the system virus and could be shot in this world - "Cut off the tail of a fish just for you: My own palace" Demon Lord."

...Although, there is a little bit of blood, but there are enough blood spots. Ye Shan studied those who ran with steamed buns, imprisoned, imprisoned small fresh, domineering presidents, horse girls, hi my school beauties, and the queen of the palace. To be able to write such an article is really... embarrassing him. .

At least the system and the system virus agree that even if the host trains for a few more months, it will be at this level at most.

So they no longer embarrass the host, but let the host use this script. He suggested that the host should take this opportunity to give this script to Ye Shinian, and try this method to see if it can really make Ye Shinian's mental disorder better.

So, when Ye Shan found out that Ye Shinian had suddenly changed from a blackened housekeeper again, and picked up the chubby body he was raising and wanted to lock it in a cage, Ye Shan immediately started to use the transformation card--

Because several of Ye Shinian's sub-persons are no longer concerned with Ye Shan. Even if Ye Shan could only transform into a human form for two hours a day, no one would put him in a cage when he kept his chinchilla shape.

Except for Ye Shinian's main character.

That's why Ye Shan suddenly transformed.

It will take him a while to convince Ye Shan well.

So, in Ye Shinian's hands... he became a light, slippery, slippery boy.

Fortunately, Ye Shinian was very strong, and immediately subconsciously hugged the boy tightly, so he didn't let the boy fall.

Ye Shan's face was a little red.

Because Ye Shinian's hand just happened to be on his [beep-].

At this moment, Ye Shinian was well-dressed, and in his restrained gaze, there was still a vague... madness and bloodthirsty.

Ye Shan: "..." Scared!

Especially when he found out that Ye Shinian didn't seem at all surprised that he suddenly changed from a chinchilla to a human, but after sizing him up and down, he carried him to the kitchen.

Ye Shan immediately thought of those spare ribs chopped by Ye Shinian on the chopping board, and immediately hugged Ye Shinian tighter, saying nervously, "Don't go to the kitchen, go, go to bed!"

Ye Shinian snorted coldly and really went to the bedroom.

But his heart was full of anger!

Four months!

It's been four months!

He looked at this chinchilla every day-or rather, the rat demon hooked up on this and that in front of him, and he didn't even wear clothes every time he transformed!

Can! Yes!

It's such a slutty goblin who doesn't even show up to seduce him once!

Obviously, he chops ribs in the kitchen every day, chop it, take a look at this goblin, chop it, and take a look at that goblin, in order to use the "warm man" charm of "a good man at home" when he chops chops by himself. .Let this goblin transform in front of him quickly!

However, this goblin really can't hold back, every time he refuses to transform in front of him, only willing to coax those sub-personalities in front of his sub-personalities with coquettish anger, affection or carelessness!

By! very! What!

He clearly imagined those sub-characters to pass the time, and this goblin didn't like his main character, but he liked those sub-characters he used to pass the time!

Simply stupid!

Simply blind!

Just a big idiot!

Still a stupid fat mouse!

Ye Shinian's face became even more ugly when he thought about it like this.

He carried the boy to the bed, and without speaking, he turned around and took out a Tang knife he had just bought online that no one else could see, and prepared some to show the little goblin, and let this torturer torture him. Look at the little goblin, he is clearly the main character, and the hero who can play swords with the sub-character is not comparable to him at all! Obviously his swordsmanship is the most powerful!

Ye Shan was startled suddenly.

Can you be startled?

Thinking back to the time before, this protagonist had been holding a sharp kitchen knife in front of him, chopped the ribs, took a look at his appearance, and now this protagonist had brought out another Tang knife, how could Ye Shan not be afraid?

He was just scared to death!

Eat melon system: "Host hold on."

System virus: "Hmm."

Ye Shan: "..." What's the use of asking you?

But he still got up from the bed immediately, rushed towards Ye Shinian, wrapped his hands and feet around him, and whispered, "I, I'm not a bad person. Don't you want to film? I'm here to tell you. , I can write novels and scripts! And I have already written a novel! Do you want to use it for filming? You can be the protagonist yourself! ... In the future, let me take care of you. You, will you be a big star?"

Ye Shinian was silent for a while before finally putting Tang Dao aside and said coldly, "What novel? Are there any love scenes? Are there many kiss scenes? There are probably dozens of bed scenes?"

Ye Shan: "..." #I didn't expect you to be such a peach blossom. #

Then he was put back on the bed by Ye Shinian.

"You want to take care of me? Then write a good script first. Remember, a so-called good script should include at least 100 kiss scenes and 30 bed scenes, of which the location of bed scenes cannot be It is only limited to the bed. And, if you want to support me, besides being able to write a script is not enough, you also need to be able to act. Well, if I play the male lead, you play the female lead. That's fine. Of course, if you It's a comrade's script, I play No. 1, you play No. 0, and it's not impossible to play in your true colors."

Ye Shan: "..."

Ye Shan: "..."

Does his peach blossom remember him too? I have to play bed and play with him.

However, what happened to the kitchen knife and the Tang knife?

Doesn't his Peach Blossom character want to chop him or castrate him?

QAQ.

The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angels for their suggestions, alright~~ This story is not too long, if you really don't like it, you can wait two days to read the next story~ Don't really abandon me meow~waving a handkerchief~~

Also, after changing the title of this story, it may be faked at nine o'clock, because another chapter is locked in the front, QAQ, I am so pure and innocent, I am a vegetarian every day and never eat meat (? )~~ So it will probably be a fake update after nine o'clock, fix that chapter and apply for unlocking, and change the chapter names of the first two chapters, thank you~~