Chapter 79 SOS, My Boyfriend Is Jingfen 05

Ye Shan was actually wearing only one of Ye Shinian's T-shirts, and the bottom... was still empty.

It's not that Ye Shan didn't want to come up with it, it's just that Ye Shinian, the guy who looked fierce and frightened him with a kitchen knife, told him that his small pants, pants and trousers Ye Shan could wear... big, so he was stunned and refused. Dress Ye Shan.

Ye Shan: "..."

So he can only be really empty.

Then, when Ye Shan saw that Ye Shinian fiercely cut a fish into several pieces, especially when the tail of the fish seemed to offend Ye Shinian and was cut into a dozen thin sections, Ye Shan suddenly felt His two legs seemed to have turned into fish tails again... it was painful.

Although Ye Shinian is working hard like a male peacock showing off his feathers in front of a female peacock, trying to show off his "warm man with superb cooking skills" in front of Ye Shan, but the corners of his eyes are actually nervous. Looking at the young man beside him.

Then, the protagonist Ye Shinian was a little surprised to see his young man... his legs were weak.

Shaking, as if... unable to stand.

Ye Shinian was stunned, and then he was overjoyed.

His face became more serious, the strength of chopping fish increased a little bit again, and even this person's "fierce" momentum increased a little bit.

Until the moment when Ye Shanzhen's legs were too weak to stand, Ye Shinian immediately took the bloody kitchen knife and ran to Ye Shan's side, raised his lips slightly, and embraced Ye Shan's slender waist, not letting Ye Shanzhen fall softly. land.

"Why, do you like me like that?" Ye Shinian stared at the young man in his arms with deep eyes, and said meaningfully, "I even saw my legs soften? Is it... very eager for me?"

Ye Shan: "..."

Ye Shan: "..."

He silently used Ye Shinian's strength to stand firm, and couldn't help asking the system in his consciousness: "He, he, he is teasing me?"

System: "...It seems, yes."

Although the system does not have human emotions, it has more powerful reasoning and computing power than any human being.

It easily inferred from Ye Shinian's behavior that this Ye Shinian should have misunderstood the reason for the host's weak legs...

The system thought silently, probably, this host, Ge Ye Shinian, thought that his strong masculine charm, the legs of the host he hooked up with were weak, and he wished he could climb onto his bed immediately...

The system felt that it was a good system, so he immediately informed Ye Shan of his inference results.

Ye Shan: "..."

He seemed to feel a little too.

Because Ye Shinian's hand is kneading the T-shirt at his waist. Kneading...

Ye Shan: "Well, do you want to wash your hands first?"

Ye Shinian was immediately shocked, and suddenly he pulled his hand back and stood in front of Ye Shan with a kitchen knife with no expression on his face.

A pair of eyes full of... grievances.

Ye Shan's voice was even lower, but he still couldn't help saying: "You, you, you should wash your hands first. Well, it's better to take a shower. Well, of course I don't dislike the smell of blood and fish on your body, I just said casually. First of all, it doesn't matter if you wash it or not..." He did have a little bit of disgust.

Ye Shinian was even more aggrieved.

He stared at Ye Shan, thinking in his heart, why Ye Shan's legs are weak when he sees him, and at first glance, he longs for the cruelty he longs for, how can he still care about those details?

He will definitely wash his hands in the shower, but he hopes that his little goblin can accompany him to wash with him.

Also, isn't the leprechaun a leprechaun? Obviously, he can wash his hands and bathe with spells, why must he wash his hands and bathe himself?

Can't he just kiss the demon leader who was one of his sub-personalities when he first became a human?

Or consciously lie down on the operating table and let the disabled doctor who pretends to be one of his sub-personalities "examine" his body with his hands?

Why do you have to be so...disgusted with him?

It was obvious that he looked at his weak legs just now...

Although Ye Shinian is still a young child, he has also learned from watching movies. He knows that if the other party sees him with weak legs, he must be eager for him... If so, why should he despise him so much?

Ye Shan: "..." No. He just told him to wash his hands.

Then, Ye Shinian really angrily picked up the knife and went to take a shower.

Ye Shan silently looked at the fish meat chopped into pieces on the cutting board and in the frame and saddened silently.

Rabbits die and foxes are sad, and things hurt their kind.

System: "...Host, have you forgotten those little fish that were dried up back then? Have you forgotten all kinds of fish at the Whole Fish Feast?"

Ye Shan pretended not to hear, and continued to mourn silently, folded his hands together, and began to chant the Great Compassion Mantra.

System: "..." Host, you are enough!

When Ye Shinian came out again, the main character was hidden again, and the other characters were released one by one.

The one who came out first was the killer Ye Shinian.

When the killer Ye Shinian saw Ye Shan, his eyes immediately turned red.

He strode forward and hugged Ye Shan in a few steps, as if he wanted to embed Ye Shan into his body.

"My Highness, it's my fault. I couldn't give you brocade clothes and jade food, so I can only let you be so naked and staring at these fish that others don't want. Your Highness, it's my fault."

The killer, Ye Shinian hugged Ye Shan tightly. Suddenly, he stretched out his hand and hugged Ye Shan. He carried him into the study, next to the safe. Then, in front of Ye Shan, he started to open the safe. , put the piles of small money, the piles of shiny jewelry, and the passbooks and **** in the two iron boxes, all in front of Ye Shan.

"His Royal Highness, after all, I am not as rich as you are in the palace. However, I have run around all these years, killed a lot of people, and gained a lot of money. So, Your Highness, in the future... all these are given to you, and you ...can you give it to me?"

When the killer Ye Shinian said the last four words, his voice became very hoarse.

And his two big hands were already on the neckline of Ye Shan's T-shirt, and with a violent tear, the only shirt on Ye Shan's body was torn to pieces.

Ye Shan: "..." That's why he's so naked now.

Then, the killer Ye Shinian forbade him to wear those "common people's clothes".

"My Royal Highness is a high-ranking prince. How can I wear the same clothes as those commoners? I would rather be jade broken than tiles. Your Highness, since there is no gorgeous clothes suitable for Your Highness for the time being, then Your Highness should not wear anything." The killer Ye Shinian looked at Ye Shan firmly, the knot of his throat rolled slightly, and he said dumbly, "What do you think, Your Highness?"

Ye Shan: "..." A little shy, but, "Okay."

Then he put on a very thick bathrobe.

Killer Ye Shinian was silent for a while before teaching Ye Shan self-defense techniques and... acupuncture points.

He still took off Ye Shan's bathrobe and pointed to the acupuncture points on Ye Shan's body to teach him personally.

Ye Shan blushed, but he still studied very seriously.

System: "..." The host is so dirty! It felt that if it hadn't told the host that it must wait until eight months after the Chinchilla became an adult, there is no need for the killer Ye Shinian's hookup at all, and the host can directly knock the other party down!

And the only thing the host had to worry about at that time was whether the hit killer, Ye Shinian, would suddenly become the main character...

The main character, Ye Shinian, is going crazy now!

He worked so hard to chop ribs for so long, and chopped fish for a day. As a result, he just gently wanted to reach out and touch the little goblin's waist, but he was so disgusted by the little goblin!

But his sub-personality easily touched and touched his little goblin.

The main character, Ye Shinian, is about to explode with rage!

But he still didn't stop.

He subconsciously felt that these acupoints and self-defense techniques were indeed something his goblin should learn.

Although, this method of learning makes the main character Ye Shinian drink a lot of barrels of vinegar!

When the killer Ye Shinian left, Ye Shanzheng pointed at the acupoints on his body with a blushing face. Then, before he could react, the killer Ye Shinian disappeared and the knight Ye Shinian appeared.

He stared at Ye Shan for a long time, then he used Qinggong to find two swords, and he wanted to teach Ye Shan swordsmanship and Qinggong.

Moreover, it is hands-on... personal teaching.

Then, the leader of the demon sect, Ye Shinian, who thought he had left the palace, ran out to teach Ye Shan the insidious methods that he could control his subordinates, and then the monarch, Ye Shinian, who taught Ye Shan the method of knowing and arguing, and then It is the doctor Ye Shinian, and it is Western medicine when it is handed over to Ye Shanshi, and...

In the next few days, Ye Shan discovered that the main character, Ye Shinian, had never appeared.

The several sub-characters that appeared in front of him, in addition to taking advantage of him occasionally, were also teaching him things very seriously when he was in human form.

When he turns into a chinchilla, those sub-personalities will urge him to go to sleep and grow up...

Ye Shan felt that something was wrong. Then, five days later, the main character, Ye Shinian, finally appeared again. Instead of chopping fish, he ran to chop ribs again.

After cutting the ribs all morning and answering the phone, Ye Shinian gave Ye Shan a gloomy look, and then released Ye Shan from the cage, holding the already rounder and fatter little chinchilla, Ye Shan went into the room, transformed into a humanoid, and changed clothes.

This time, Ye Shinian brought out a whole new set of clothes for Ye Shan, a simple white shirt and khaki trousers, with a chubby chinchilla embroidered on the inside of the inside.

Ye Shan stared at the chinchilla's butt for a while, and couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth.

This chinchilla really looks like his butt when he was a chinchilla.

However, fortunately, he finally put on the small inner, Ye Shan was still very happy.

Then, Ye Shan saw Ye Shinian pulling him downstairs.

"Let's live in the villa. It's too small here." Ye Shinian turned his head gently, wrapped his arms around Ye Shan's small waist, and whispered, "I've prepared a surprise for you."

Ye Shan looked a little dazed.

At that time, his Immortal Venerable Wuyuan also told him the same and prepared a surprise for him.

Fortunately, he recovered quickly, sat beside Ye Shinian, and went to Ye Shinian's villa.

The villa is already set up.

Originally, there was a large garden in front of it, and all the precious flowers and plants were planted in it. Now all of them have been pulled out and replaced with a small bamboo forest. There is a pond in the bamboo forest, and there are several fishes in the pond, which is cool and clean.

The villa looked extremely luxurious from the outside, and the rooms inside were decorated in different looks according to what Ye Shinian had ordered before.

Ye Shinian pulled Ye Shan in to see them one by one.

Coincidentally, the first room they entered was in the style of an ancient palace, with dragon robes and... the clothes of the little eunuch.

Ye Shan's face was a little red, so he ran to see the size of the dragon robe, and found that the dragon robe did not fit his size, only the little eunuch's clothes fit his size.

He turned back immediately, wanting to stare at Ye Shinian.

As a result... Ye Shinian was stern, staring, and looked even more fierce than him.

Then, Ye Shan wilted, and had to bow his head, not daring to say a word.

Ye Shinian suddenly became annoyed.

He is so "gentle and affectionate", why is his goblin so afraid of him?

Why are his sub-characters able to coax the little goblin so well, but when it comes to his main character, how gentle, how warm, how can a man be able to cook, can't coax the little goblin?

Is there anyone in this world who is more gentle and warmer than him?

Ye Shan was really frightened by the main character Ye Shinian before. Especially when they just got into the car, Ye Shinian still had a brand new machete on the back seat of the car, and Ye Shan silently thought of Tang Tang by the pillow that he could see every morning when he woke up. Knife......

He really didn't dare not be afraid.

Then Ye Shinian took him into the next room.

The room is furnished in an extremely dark style.

And there is no bed in this room, only a table, and... a small leather whip, candles, handcuffs and other strange things.

Ye Shan only glanced at the door, then backed out immediately, and gave Ye Shinian a vigilant look.

Ye Shan: "..." The main character is terrible, Master, why did you give me such a big gift?

System: "..." The system is also very afraid.

But speaking of it, shouldn't the host be... excited?

Ye Shan: "...But, I'm not sure if the main character likes me? Are these things really toys, or...tortures."

The system was also silently silent.

Ye Shinian also seemed to find that Ye Shan was even more frightened, with a gloomy expression on his face, and finally stopped taking Ye Shan to look at the room, but took him to the backyard to look at the swimming pool and the small garden.

After they finished reading this, Xu Qiao also arrived.

He also brought Ye Shan's four teachers for the next few months, two teaching acting skills and two teaching scriptwriting.

Ye Shan was slightly surprised, and finally looked at Ye Shinian with joy and gratitude in his eyes.

Ye Shinian immediately showed a warm smile towards Ye Shan: "Haha."

Ye Shan & Xu Qiao: "..." What a terrible smile! It's like eating people!

The four teachers were also stunned, and lowered their heads silently, Quan Zuo didn't see it.

Ye Shinian didn't think that his "warm" smile would scare several people, and his face turned dark immediately.

Ye Shan thought for a while in silence, and then took out the script he wrote.

He has already printed it out, divided it into several books, and showed it to the few people who sat down.

Everyone looked at it differently.

The two big names in the script industry were even more stunned.

The script of "Cut off the fish's tail just for you: My Self-glorified Demon Sect Leader" deserves a score or two in terms of writing, but the most outstanding part of this script is not the writing, but its blood!

It's a human-animal love, it's the leader of a demon sect, it's a self-government, it's a mermaid, and it's a fish tail. The title alone is so bloody, not to mention the various strange bloods in the content. It's simply a collection of dog blood... good work!

As long as you revise it well and add some more bloody things, this work is definitely more promising!

Now, what I want to see is the acting of this young man! I hope you don't be as scumbag as Ye Shinian's acting skills!

...

And Ye Shinian was thoughtful after reading the script.

He thought, he finally understood why his goblin looked so scared that day when he chopped fish.

It turned out that his little goblin likes fish so much, and wants to be a mermaid.

Then, in the future two people's recipes, the fish can be completely removed.

Ye Shinian thought so, waiting to send the teacher away, and arranged the next study plan and time, Ye Shinian carried Ye Shan up, and ran to the bedroom of the two of them. , laying Ye Shan on the bed, while himself, with his hands on his sides, stared at Ye Shan without blinking.

Ye Shan: "...what's the matter?"

Ye Shinian: "I'm sorry." After a pause, he said with a "gentle" and "emotional" expression, "Also, I like you."

Ye Shan stared at Ye Shinian with a ferocious look on his face as if he was about to kill, and couldn't help but ask the system, "Isn't he saying he wants to kill me?"

System: "...According to the data analysis, the target of the host's strategy should be extremely fond of the host, but the facial expressions of the target of the host's strategy have exceeded the calculation of the system, so the host asks for more blessings."

Ye Shan didn't speak for a long time, then suddenly said: "Then say something, you want to kill me. With a very fierce expression."

Ye Shinian was silent for a while, and then he looked at Ye Shan with a "fierce" and said, "I'm going to kill you!"

Ye Shan stared at Ye Shinian's eyes full of affection and the expression that finally softened, and suddenly seemed to understand something in his heart.

System: "..." This system seems to understand something!

Then Ye Shinian felt that being so "fierce" would scare his sweetheart, so he put on a "warm and jade-like" look, and said softly, "I really like you. You like me too, okay? ?"

Seeing Peach Blossom's vicious face as if threatening him, Ye Shan couldn't help laughing.

He has been afraid of his peach blossom.

But now it seems that it is not necessary.

His peach blossoms have always liked him very much.

It's just that his peach blossom's expression cognition seems to have gone wrong, which has made him misunderstood all the time.

"As long as you don't let me open my eyes and see a knife beside my head in the future, then... just barely, okay."

The author has something to say: Well, the main character is really spiritual... Ill, and the expression recognition is wrong~~ Of course, it refers to his own expression~~2333333~~

Wax the little leaves~