Chapter 80 SOS, My Boyfriend Is Jingfen 06

"As long as you don't let me open my eyes and see a knife beside my head in the future, then... just barely, okay."

Ye Shan blushed and said this.

After all, at least, in this world, it was the first time he said this to his main character, Taohua.

And, still in the first world where the system couldn't detect favorite values.

Ye Shinian was stunned, as if he didn't react.

After a while, he looked at Ye Shan in surprise with a more "sinister and sinister" smile, and asked loudly, "You, are you serious? You also like me? Don't you like my... sub-personality?"

Ye Shan: "..." So you also know that you have a sub-personality.

Immediately, he felt that this question was too difficult to answer, so he only wrapped his hands around Ye Shinian's neck and placed a light kiss on Ye Shinian's lips.

Then he stuck out his tongue, licked his lips at Ye Shinian, blinked, and showed a seductive smile: "What do you think?"

Ye Shinian's eyes reddened immediately, and he jumped up to hold Ye Shan and kissed him.

Ye Shan was a little happy and a little excited, holding Ye Shinian and cooperating with him.

Until the system whispered in his mind again: "Host, please remember that the host is still a four-month-old cub, Totoro. As a cub, hehe, the host must not make any actions that require the system. .Report the host's behavior."

Ye Shan: "..." Ma Dan! No interest, okay? This nasty system! Drag it out and continue closing the little black house!

System: "Even if the host wants to close the system for a lifetime, the system must carefully remind the host that although the host is now an adult humanoid, the host's body Totoro is still immature. Therefore, once the host has done [beep--] The system will definitely report it to the host!"

Ye Shan: "..."

So he could only silently push away Ye Shinian, who had red eyes and really wanted to do [beep-] that thing to him.

Without waiting for Ye Shinian to speak, he whispered pitifully, "I'm less than one year old."

Ye Shinian: "..."

Ye Shinian: "..."

He silently re-tied the collar of Ye Shan's torn collar, and then said quietly, "But, aren't you a goblin? A goblin who can become a human must have at least hundreds of years of skill, hundreds of years of skill. Are you old?"

Ye Shan was choked for a moment, and silently calculated the age he had traveled through several worlds combined... Then he immediately retracted the thought, and only whispered: "I, I have lived... longer than you. A little bit, it's still a monster. However, my original body has been placed in another place, and now I'm possessed by a chinchilla, of course, my age is still the age of chinchillas."

"Also, since Chinchillas are still young, we can't have sex." Ye Shan said this very sadly.

Ye Shinian's body shook for a while, then his voice was hoarse, his face was almost terrifying, and he stared at Ye Shan, using his imagined gentle but actually cold tone: "Then, when your body becomes an adult, if you want, and I... ...do?" As if afraid that Ye Shan would refuse, Ye Shinian was busy and said, "Although I have no practical experience in this field before, I have read a lot of related picture books and films, I think, I think I should be very Awesome, it should be [beep-] you [beep-] very comfortable!"

Ye Shan: "..." is just a word that has a similar pronunciation to the cursive word for flowers, flowers, grass, and grass. Why should it be dropped by the river? Thinking that he was dropped by the river crab, did he not understand?

Then he rubbed his calf against Ye Shinian's calf and whispered, "When I'm seven or eight months old, we can..."

He didn't go on, but both of them were very happy today.

Ye Shinian finally stopped putting the knife beside Ye Shan's pillow-he was actually thinking that if the knife was his, it meant that the knife was him. Because he was going to chop ribs every morning to show his masculine charm, he couldn't accompany the goblin, so he put the knife beside Ye Shan's pillow, it was like he was playing with Ye Shan, so that Ye Shan saw him every day. Knife, you will feel that you are remembering him, and you will definitely be in a good mood.

As a result, he didn't expect that Ye Shan didn't like knives.

But this is not surprising, although his goblin is actually an old goblin who has lived for many, many years, but only temporarily possessed a snow-white cotton candy-like little chinchilla.

However, his old goblin... well, his goblin doesn't like the word "old" very much, so Ye Shinian thought that his goblin must also be infected with some attributes of chinchillas - such as being very timid .

In this case, it is normal for his goblin to be afraid of knives.

Thinking like this, Ye Shinian tightened the little goblin's hand that was holding him.

At night, when Ye Shan turned into a little chinchilla again, Ye Shinian stared blankly at the little chinchilla, watching for a while, laughing for a while; watching for a while, laughing for a while.

Ye Shan fell asleep and didn't know anything, but the system in his mind was still there!

So the system "sees" the target of the host in this life and stares coldly at the host with bloodthirsty eyes for a while, then turns his face, showing a cruel murderous smile on his face; staring coldly again After staring at the host for a while, he turned his face and showed a more cruel smile that wanted to kill...

System: "..." Is the host really sure that the target of this host's strategy is like the host? Why can't he see that this host strategy target likes the host at all?

And, is the facial recognition error caused by neurological disorder sure that it is the error of recognizing one's own facial expression?

The system silently wanted to discuss with the system virus, and then saw that the system virus 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 were getting together for a small meeting.

System: "..." It's hard to get along.

The virus has all come together, will it really survive in the future?

For the next few months, Ye Shan studied every day.

Two hours in the morning and afternoon.

Although the teachers invited by Xu Qiao are older, they are very responsible, and they are also very strict and serious in teaching people.

Especially when the four teachers who taught acting and script creation found out at the same time that Ye Shan's comprehension and talent in these two aspects could be regarded as the top few in the entertainment industry today, the four teachers really had love. Talented heart, I wish Ye Shan could worship them as teachers immediately.

Of course, at the same time, what made the four teachers, especially the two teachers who taught directing skills, collapsed is that if Ye Shan's acting talent can stand at the top of the golden prefix, then Ye Shinian, who is already notorious in the entertainment industry His acting skills are the kind of scum who haven't even climbed to the bottom of the pyramid of acting skills!

But Ye Shan, who is so talented, has to drag Ye Shinian, whose acting skills are scumbags, to the anger of people and gods every time! He also said that the scripts he will write in the future will be played by the two of them, and they can start practicing now.

Acting teacher: "=mouth=!"

The two acting teachers took advantage of Ye Shinian to cook in the kitchen, and they began to persuade Ye Shan with all their heart. The young people who are young, will also write their own scripts. I heard that although they are bloody, they can also produce high-quality products. As long as time passes, Ye Shan will definitely stand at the top of the entertainment industry. There is no need to compromise and make do with it. Ye Shinian, who had scumbag acting skills, got together.

Ye Shan listened and only smiled slightly.

He thought about the words in his mind, and was about to politely refuse when he heard a "bang".

Ye Shan and the two acting teachers turned their heads at the same time, and saw Ye Shinian standing at the entrance of the stairs gently and amiably, a kitchen knife was inserted into the railing of the stairs.

Ye Shinian saw them look over, his smile became more and more gentle, as if he was not angry at all, and he was very grateful to them. Then, he put his hand on the kitchen knife and pulled the kitchen knife out from the railing with light force. , walking towards the three of them with a kitchen knife.

The expressions of the two acting teachers slowed down, and they felt relieved.

They are the real acting school, so you can see at a glance that Ye Shinian doesn't have the slightest murderous look in his body and eyes, and he is really "thankful" for what they said to Ye Shan just now. Even if he came with a knife... it must have come to give them an item substitute.

One of the older teachers smiled lovingly: "Does Shi Nian think the same way? Also think that Xiao Ye should actually have a better development? Hey, although you and Xiao Ye are very close, they are like brothers. Xiaoye also wants you to play a role in his script. However, Xiaoye's talent in both script and acting is really outstanding. Shi Nian, your acting skills...cough, it is not suitable to appear in his script. If you are willing, I will bring a few suitable people to play with Xiaoye in two days. I am sure that with them, as well as the connections and face of our two old men, Xiaoye's path to the entertainment industry will definitely follow. It's very smooth! Of course, if you want to act in Shi Nian, you can play with Xiao Ye occasionally, and you don't have to appear on TV or the big screen, right?"

Another acting teacher also felt that Ye Shinian's acting skills were really scum, but his character was also really good. Seeing that they all talked about it, this Ye Shinian smiled so softly and amiably, he was even more well-behaved and sensible than their students.

Therefore, I also said a few words, the main purpose is: "With Xiaoye's acting talent, it is easy to become famous with a good play. As for the position of the actor, it is definitely the same as looking for things, as long as the luck is not bad, two or three. Xiaoye will definitely be able to do it in the new year. Shi Nian, you and Xiaoye are like brothers. If you want to come, you will definitely be willing to give up your acting career and go to support Xiaoye, right? Well, don't worry, you treat Xiaoye as a brother, and in the future Xiaoye is red, and he definitely treats you as a brother! How many years have we been in the entertainment industry, we still have a good eye for people. Don't worry, don't worry! Believe that Xiaoye will be your good brother!"

Ye Shan lowered his head and smiled.

Ye Shinian was about to explode with anger!

Of course he knows his acting is not good! Of course you know you're a scumbag!

However, that was the script written by his goblin himself! It was written based on the temperament of his sub-personality!

And the little goblin told him every day that he must play the two leading roles with him, whether it was a kiss scene or a bed scene, they would all act together!

Absolutely no borrowing! Absolutely no substitutes! Never change roles!

Ye Shinian has been with his goblin for so long, so he naturally knows that the goblin won't lie. No matter how the two acting teachers persuaded him, his little goblin would definitely not change his mind.

It's just that Ye Shinian thought, he is the man of the goblin, how can he let the goblin refuse to be embarrassed?

Instead of this, it is better for him to come out on his own and reject this matter on behalf of the goblin, which saves the goblin from being embarrassed.

As a result, he came out with a kitchen knife angrily, and angrily performed in front of them a threatening show of inserting the kitchen knife into the railing, pulling out the railing, and finally tried his best to carry the knife as if he was going to kill. Go to the two old men.

As a result, those two are not afraid of him at all!

He also lovingly praised him for being sensible, and continued to persuade him to voluntarily give up acting opposite his goblin!

It's like watching a junior!

Not afraid of him at all!

Ye Shinian: "..." Why is it different from the ending he had in mind?

The smile on Ye Shinian's face became more gentle.

The two gentle acting teachers were embarrassed to persuade Ye Shinian again, so they had to turn around to persuade Ye Shan.

Ye Shan endured the pain of laughing, but he still persisted and continued to endure, and bowed very seriously to the two teachers who had worked hard to teach him, and then said more seriously: "The two teachers probably misunderstood. Shi Nian and I , We are not good brothers. We... are lovers. People. The kind that will get married in the future. It is for Shi Nian that I will write scripts and enter the entertainment industry. The source of this matter is that Shi Nian likes acting. , but without the crew asking him, I will write the script and accompany him to act."

"So, the protagonists of my script must be only me and Shi Nian."

The two teachers were stunned, and it took a long time before they left with a complicated look, no more persuasion.

It's just that before they left, they turned to look at Ye Shinian, who suddenly became fierce and vicious, and the pity in their hearts suddenly rose.

Xiaoye must have loved Ye Shinian miserably.

But what about Ye Shinian?

If it is true love, how can she show such a vicious expression after Xiaoye confessed?

However, Ye Shinian didn't think so. He knew how much he loved his goblin, and he was happy in his heart. He wished he could overwhelm his goblin immediately, and then [beep--] the last game.

Seeing Ye Shinian's expression, Ye Shan knew that Ye Shinian was also working hard.

but......

Ye Shinian didn't mention his anger, but Ye Shan sniffed seriously, glanced at the kitchen knife that Ye Shinian was carrying, turned around and ran to the kitchen!

Then, Ye Shan immediately shouted: "Ye Shinian! Why did you make a bunch of grass again? There's not even a piece of meat!"

I used to know how to chop ribs and fish, but now there is no meat in the kitchen!

Ye Shinian hurriedly followed, and said with a straight face, "You are a chinchilla, you can't eat meat."

Ye Shinian's words were serious, but Ye Shan, who had gradually figured out the meaning of Ye Shinian's expression, couldn't understand it.

However, Ye Shan still had a dark face, ran in front of Ye Shinian, kissed Ye Shinian fiercely, then pushed Ye Shinian away again and spoke viciously.

"You don't let me eat meat, and I won't let you eat meat in the future! In the future, as long as I can't eat meat, you will definitely not taste the fishy smell of meat!"

Then, Ye Shan turned into a little chinchilla, turned around and turned his butt to Ye Shinian, grinding his teeth in anger.

Ye Shinian was silent for a while, then picked up the little chinchilla and gently kissed the little chinchilla's butt.

The author has something to say: Ye Shinian: Look, the smell of meat, yes!

Ye Shan: No fish, no meat, still living a life of gods and horses! divorce!

Ye Shinian began to unbutton: give you meat, good~