《BL | Not Human Every Time [Quick Wear]》143

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Chapter 143 That monk, that X palace map 08

Ye Shan thought about it for a while with the fish tail in his arms, but couldn't figure out why.

As a last resort, the system was released from the small dark room and asked what was going on.

System: "..." Host, you shut down this system for half a day and one night, and now release this system and ask what happened to this system last night? Host, have you forgotten that last night, this system was knocking on wooden fish in a small dark room all night?

#Host is so unreasonable to make trouble with your conscience won't it hurt? #

It is a pity that the system slandered for a long time in the heart, and finally feared the threat of the viruses behind the host, and could only say aggrievedly: "Back to the host, this system, this system needs time to calculate the data and check the news."

So, host, you wait!

Who told you to shut down the system for so long?

Ye Shan: "...Okay."

In fact, he sometimes feels that other people's systems are powerful and domineering. When he wants to tell his host to do something, he only needs to issue a task. Generally, he will issue the kind of selective task with rewards for small things, and simply issue mandatory tasks for big things. Mission, the host will be punished if he doesn't work!

Those systems must be better than his family's system... At least, they still seem to be very happy and carefree.

Gee.

very pitiful.

Perhaps, he should be better with his system...

As for how to...

"Otherwise," Ye Shan thought about it, and discussed with his family system very kindly, "or else, I won't force you to be locked in the small dark room in the future, but as long as I let the virus see After you, you... just lock yourself in the little dark room, okay? Well, wait... when I finish the work here, the virus will leave automatically. When you see it, you will get out of the small dark room by yourself. Come out, okay?"

He didn't have to shut down the system, but the system honestly claimed that it was the most harmonious, clean and pure system, and it was the most unsullied system, but as long as Ye Shan was with his peach blossoms... he couldn't avoid those things. Dirty things.

If he doesn't turn off the system, it is estimated that the system will really chant sutras and knock wooden fish in his head...

And at that time, his body was still messing with his peach blossom line...

Thinking of this, Ye Shan couldn't help but shudder.

He felt that if the system really didn't shut down its own little dark room at that time, and was still chanting scriptures in his head... Ye Shan could only silently let the virus out again to shut down the system.

System: "..." #Should it be huh or huh#

With such a host, it's really not moved at all, okay?

Ye Shan and the system inked for a while, and the system that was making trouble wanted to jump and was afraid of being locked up in a black room. Ye Shan was satisfied and let the system go.

Only then did he continue to think about the... awkward feeling he felt when he just woke up.

What's wrong with it?

He was trying his best to chew on his fish tail, when he felt the world was spinning-he was held up by his peach blossoms again.

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His peach blossom is coaxing his earlobe slightly, and his eyes are looking at him tenderly and attentively.

It's just that in his eyes, because of habit, he subconsciously carried a sense of compassion from a holy monk.

Ye Shan: "..." He seemed to remember that weird feeling.

That kind of weird feeling is like... He had a spring dream the night before because he was thinking of spring without fruit... It's just that he is not a human body after all, so there is no reaction in his body, so he just It wasn't until I saw peach blossoms like this that I suddenly remembered.

Because his current peach blossom is like... just waking up from a dream. And in that good dream, his peach blossom must have done such dirty things again.

Ye Shan saw the peach blossom's face glowing with peach blossoms, that's how he remembered it.

However, he is obviously just a book demon now? How can you have such a dream? And, most importantly, if he really had such a dream, why wouldn't he remember it at all? It's just that when I wake up, I feel something is wrong, and a little...happy?

Ye was good at it, so he couldn't help holding the fish tail again and started nibbling.

When the monk Wuye saw it, he couldn't help but said: "This time, the little monk also asked people to find some books related to cooking. When the time comes, the little monk will make it himself... The small dried fish will be eaten by the donor."

After all, Monk Wuye has been a monk for more than ten years, and he never eats meat or fish. Although he can make meat dishes now, but after making them, no one eats them, so he never learned meat dishes. I just want to read more of those books now, and after leaving the valley, there will be a place for him to practice his hands. And the dishes after practice are also tried.

In the future, when his goblin turns into a humanoid, he can make it for the goblin to eat.

Then I have to ask a little more, this little dried fish, seriously... is it better than that string of beads? Even if it is really better than that string of beads, then...is it better than the little monk?

The two of them stared at each other for a long time with a piece of paper separated, until they both blushed and their hearts beat faster, and then they turned their eyes away.

--What's the use of blush when you look at it? But they couldn't pierce this thin layer of paper.

qaq.

The days will still go on.

A few days later, Ye Shan discovered that his peach blossoms had mysteriously returned from the outside, with a black pearl string in his hand.

These black pearls are all arranged from small to large.

It's like... when Ye Shan was a mermaid, his peach blossoms were made of pearls made of tears!

It is also a special ♂ with ♂ way of beads!

Ye Shan couldn't help but widened his eyes.

His peach blossom was still sitting in front of him, and then he took down the Buddha bead on his neck, compared it with the string of pearl beads for a while, and then smiled at him.

"Donor, which one do you like?"

Ye Shan: "..."

#Always feel like something is wrong#

Then he heard a cautious reply: "Like...you."

This answer should be... very good and powerful, right?

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Sure enough, Monk Wuye's black eyes lit up, he picked him up, and rubbed his face against the page of the book.

"Little monk also likes donors. I only like donors."

That night, Monk Wu Ye finally dreamed of his goblin again.

He also didn't know whether the dream was real or not, and whether there was any pattern in the dream, which day would let him dream, and which day would he not be able to dream, he could only think about it every day, looking forward to it. , This is the third time the dream comes.

This time, as soon as he fell into a dream, he saw a little goblin hiding in a large furnace.

Monk Wuye was stunned, looked up at the big cauldron, and found that maybe it wasn't the cauldron that got bigger, but that he became smaller, as small as his goblin, that's why he felt this The furnace is huge.

However, that doesn't matter.

The monk Wuye slowly stepped up and wandered around this big furnace, looking for his little goblin.

Because he heard it, his goblin seemed to be crying.

crying and sad.

Monk Wu Ye felt distressed.

He felt that if he knew who was the goblin who bullied him so hatefully, he would definitely kill him!

Well, before killing him, he will use all his means, and the tortured party will regret it!

The monk Wuye thought so, and walked out of the furnace.

He seemed to have walked for a long time before he finally found his goblin.

His little goblin changed his face again this time, the fish tail was gone, but the meow ears and meow tail appeared again.

The monk without leaves felt both like and funny.

His little goblin, as if in his dreams, will always turn into various shapes.

It made him fall in love with it even more, wishing to give all the things his goblin liked to his goblin.

No matter how much energy it takes him.

Monk Wuye didn't care at all.

He even thought that if he liked it like this, he really liked it.

Like that Qin Fu, who said how much he liked Chu Tianbi, but killed more than 300 of her clansmen.

If he wanted to take revenge, he would only kill the first evil, but Qin Fu wanted to kill all his enemies.

In the end, if it wasn't for the fact that he saw Chu Tianbi's wholeheartedness towards him, as well as Chu Changge's lack of resistance and the healing bloodline on his body, he would never have left these two people.

So, to put it bluntly, the only person Qin Fu really loves and likes is himself.

Even if someone insisted that it was a form of true love, Monk Wuye could only sneer, thinking that even if he was born by Qin Fu and Chu Tianbi, he would not be able to admit it at all.

And no matter who Qin Fu likes, as long as the other party is not stupid, he will never be willing to accept such a strange liking.

Except for Chu Tianbi.

Except for the stupid woman who didn't know it.

Monk Wuye has no love or hatred for Chu Tianbi. When he thinks of her now, he suddenly thinks of the news from Wangchuan Villa, but he doesn't know that Chu Changge should have made her healing blood useless to Qin Fu. Under such circumstances, it is unknown whether Qin Fu will use the blood of his "true love" Chu Tianbi to save him...

When the monk Wuye thought of this, he raised his eyebrows slightly, but he did not continue to think further.

He just walked slowly towards his goblin.

His goblin was still crying.

Monk Wuye actually likes to watch his goblin cry, but he only likes the pain of his goblin being "bullied" by him. But now, obviously he hadn't done anything yet, and his little goblin was crying so sadly, that Monk Wuye couldn't help but feel the pain in his heart.

"The donor is crying? But who bullied the donor?" Monk Wuye walked up to his goblin, squatted down, couldn't help but stretched out his hand, and went to wipe the tears from the goblin's face, "No If you tell Xiao Seng, no matter who it is, Xiao Seng will definitely help you to avenge and make him regret coming to this world for the rest of his life!"

In the end, he didn't expect his little goblin to stop crying, raised his face, saw it was him, immediately stretched out his hand, and opened his arm.

"Bad! Bad guy, you bullied me, and you want to be a good person!" The little goblin Ye Shan cried into a cat face, and said fiercely, "It's all you! It's you who bullied me! Then you go and help I'll take revenge! Go! Take revenge! Remember! Do double the revenge for me!"

Monk Wuye was stunned, and after a while he raised the face of the little goblin again, coaxed him in a more gentle tone for a long time, and then asked tentatively: "The donor said, it was the little monk... who bullied the donor? But I don't know, Xiao Seng, where did he bully the donor? Xiao Seng lost his head recently, but he forgot about it."

The little goblin Ye Shan's eyes widened, as if in disbelief.

After that, he immediately jumped up from the ground, and his ears and the tail behind him all stood up.

He pointed at the monk Wuye and said, "Forgot? Forgot? You bullied me like this! How can you forget to forget? You, how can you be so bad, so bad like this..."

As he spoke, his big eyes turned red again.

Tears fell one by one.

It's like not wanting money.

The monk without leaves felt more and more distressed.

He was about to step forward and say that it was all his fault-although he didn't know where he was wrong, but his little goblin was bullied so badly and cried so sadly in a place he didn't know about, How could he give up? As long as the little goblin doesn't cry like this, he is willing to say and do anything.

Just before he could open his mouth, he saw that his little goblin suddenly began to pull on the plain robe on his body.

While pulling, he said: "Didn't you forget? I'll let you see if you bullied me, made me, made me suffer like this... uu..." It started to fall one by one.

The eyes of the monk Wuye were fixed on his goblin's body.

Until his little goblin pulled himself clean, pointed at his little chirp and said angrily: "Look! This, what kind of lock, fine, ring, did you, the bad guy, get it for me! Said to let me calm down, hmph! Don't you just don't want to sleep with me? You gave me this lock, fine ring, it made me... so hard, so hard... even a spring dream with you. Don't dare to do it. You say, are you bad? Should you be beaten?"

The little goblin Ye Shanzheng scolded the villain in front of him who made him suffer so much, but he didn't realize that the villain's hand was already in the place where it shouldn't be, and then spoke in a hoarse voice.

"Yes, it's the little monk's fault. Of course, knowing the mistake can make a big difference. It's better for the little monk to help the benefactor to get this thing down, and then..." Then sleep with the benefactor and taste the benefactor's wish?

Even if he can't really do it, he still has a way to use other methods to make his little goblin... happy and happy, and then reach bliss.

...

When Ye Shan woke up the next day, he was a little stupid.

Two times before, he just had some feelings. And this time, he seemed to...really dreamed.

Still, the whole process.

In the dream, he seemed to be... more stupid than he is now!

I was dizzy and couldn't tell which one from the other, but still... the one who was bullied by his peach blossom cried for a long time.

Ye Shan couldn't help but covered his face, a little embarrassed, a little shy, and even more... excited!

System: "..." It was just about to tell the host about its observation results.

Ye Shan: "Speak!"

System: "Probably, because the main body of the host this time is called Martial Arts Cheats, but it is actually a dragon. Yang. map drawn by the host in the real world. It is rare that this dragon. Yang. map can follow the host to travel to this world. Other properties formed spontaneously, which are unknown."

Therefore, according to the calculation of its omnipotent system, its host probably... has the ability to enter the dreams of others.

Of course, it is limited to the host of Long Yang Tu in this life.

Ye Shan: "..."

The system thought that the host was afraid, so it comforted: "Of course, even if it is a dream, the host can only enter the dreams of those who hope that the host will meet him in their dreams. And it is not every night that you can dream. So..." The host shouldn't have to worry too much.

Ye Shun's face turned even redder.

So, he doesn't fall into his peach blossom dreams every night, does he?

It's... a pity.

System: "..." It's really, worrying about it for nothing!

On the other side, the monk Wuye had already taken care of himself, and with a smile on his lips, he walked in front of Ye Shan.

It's like, stealing a fishy cat.

Who would have guessed that last night he bullied a meow instead of being a cat.

The bullied person is very happy, the bullied nyan... Although she cried, she was also very happy when she cried.

The author has something to say: In my dream, I feel sleepy with me~~23333~~

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