《BL | Not Human Every Time [Quick Wear]》161. The Little Groom: Kiss My Inhuman Lord 01
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After Ye Shan raised the long sword in his hand, he narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at the little golden snake.
This little golden snake looks very beautiful, and in the snake, it must be the best.
However, if he looks at the beautiful little golden snake and wants to touch it, or despise it, then he will be in big trouble.
Because this little golden snake is poisonous from beginning to end!
And it's poisonous!
Even its breath is poisonous!
Look, where the little golden snake crawls, a large piece of vegetation is dead.
The spirit butterfly that flew by it was probably poisoned to death by the breath of the little golden snake...
Ye Shan: "..." He must be careful with such a terrifying little golden snake.
Well, of course, if he can think of a way to kill this little golden snake, and then remove all the poisonous blood, fangs, snake gallbladder, snake skin, snake tendons, etc. from the little golden snake...
Ye Shan's eyes couldn't help but light up. Bright.
He doesn't seem to be very rich - well, it seems that in his memory, he used to be very rich and very rich, and related things of various worlds, and the mustard space that contains these things that can travel with his soul. . However, now he seems to have lost that mustard space again.
In fact, Ye Shan lost not only the mustard seed space, but also many, many things and memories.
But Ye Shan couldn't remember.
He frowned, and found that the heinous little golden snake, which was beautiful in appearance but poisonous from the inside out, was crawling towards him even faster.
Ye Shan frowned, then patted his storage bag and took out almost all the talismans. At the same time, the white light of the long sword in his hand flickered slightly.
Although he is not a human being, he can learn all those things of human beings. Now he is also trying to disguise himself as a human... an alternative? Ye Shan really couldn't remember what he was, but he was definitely not human.
But those are not the key points for the time being. The key point now is that he has only cultivated to the middle stage of foundation building, and he doesn't know if he can slash the seven inches of this little golden snake with one sword!
If one sword fails, a pile of talismans are thrown over, and he can always find a chance to cut the second sword!
After all, this is just a small little golden snake, it is obviously a little golden snake, it is really stupid to see the kindness in his eyes!
Ye Shan thought disdainfully, thinking that since this little golden snake is stupid, he will try his best to kill the little golden snake with one sword, so that the little golden snake can die more happily. Then, he will be able to get the countless treasures on the little golden snake and exchange them for spiritual stones for cultivation.
He had already figured it out in his head, and with these spirit stones, he would be able to "swish, swish" all the way to the middle stage of Jindan! At that time, he has become a Jindan cultivator, why can't He Chou be more capable, and then go to the ... person he lost?
Ye Shan shook his head, and then looked at the more dangerous little golden snake.
Little Golden Snake: "..." Bad guy! He clearly agreed that he likes him, loves him, and is willing to be with him forever, even if he can give birth to a cub, he is willing to give birth to him!
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Why is it now that you don't recognize people again?
Little Golden Snake Zhan Yu was angry, angry and anxious, but he wanted to go up and hug his sweetheart and give him a kiss!
The sweetheart stares at him like he is staring at the prey and small money, and he is not afraid, as long as he goes forward, transforms into a human figure, and then... throws down his sweetheart and kisses him hard, and then "accidentally" kisses the sweetheart His clothes were torn to pieces, and after the two were intimate, his sweetheart would definitely be able to remember who he really was.
The little golden snake thought very beautiful, but he crawled hard and crawled, and when his sweetheart really wanted to do something with him, he realized later that something was wrong.
He wanted to explain, but it was a "hissing" sound when he opened his mouth.
Little Golden Snake: "..."
Well, he has to transform into a human first.
However, the little golden snake worked hard to transform, tried to transform, and then tried to transform... In the end, it still did not grow taller, longer or bigger.
Ye Shan: "..." This little golden snake really just broke out of its shell, no wonder it is so stupid.
However, this is fine, such a silly little golden snake, he will definitely be killed quickly!
"Ah! A demon snake, even hesitating again and again, doesn't dare to do it!"
A arrogant female voice suddenly appeared, followed by a fiery red whip, but the whip did not attack the little golden snake, and It was attacking Ye Shan!
Ye Shan's original mental power was all on the little golden snake. He didn't care about the mantis catching the cicada, and the oriole was behind, but someone was hiding in the dark and wanted to attack him, and as soon as he made a move, he went straight to his face!
Ye Shan's expression changed, and just as he was about to shoot, he felt a golden light flashing in front of him. It was the little golden snake that suddenly jumped up from the ground. With a flick of its tail, the fiery red whip was thrown aside.
The little golden snake smugly landed on a high boulder and "hiss" at Ye Shan.
As if to say, even if I can't transform into a human form yet, but, but, I can still protect you!
In the past dozen or so worlds, he had no memory, and even in some worlds, he had malice towards his Ye Shan at first, but soon fell in love with his Ye Shan.
Therefore, the little golden snake thought silently, his Ye Shan, who just looked at him so much, must have fallen in love with him too!
Even if he didn't like him just now, now that he is such a hero to save beauty, his Ah Shan must have fallen in love with him again!
Ye Shan: "..." This little golden snake... is so stupid.
However, it seems to be useful. Or, it is not impossible to recover it as a battle pet.
So he gave the little golden snake a meaningful look.
The little black eyes of the little golden snake are getting brighter and brighter!
Yes, this is the look! His Ah Shan must have fallen in love with him again!
One person and one snake were still looking at each other silently, and the female cultivator who threw the whip became furious, and she took out another magic weapon and was about to attack again.
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He also shouted: "Two senior brothers, why haven't you come out yet? Do you want junior sister to invite you again?"
Not far away, two male cultivators in Tsing Yi appeared, also holding magic weapons in their hands. He chuckled lightly: "How dare you bother Junior Sister? I'll be here!"
Among the three, the male cultivator who was similar to Ye Shanxiu directly attacked Ye Shan, while the other male cultivator and the female cultivator were Approach the little golden snake cautiously.
Ye Shan immediately fought with the male cultivator.
Although the memory in his head was a little confusing, and he felt as if he had lived through several lifetimes, he still had the instinct to fight.
Moreover, Ye Shan felt that his ability to fight now was even more powerful than his previous fighting ability! And it's terribly tight!
As for the little golden snake...
the little golden snake is not happy.
However, it still has to do it immediately, beat these two people away and talk about other things! It's not happy in its heart, so it can't see other people happy!
So he suddenly opened his mouth, the little golden snake is small, and of course his mouth is also small.
The female nun and male nun were going to laugh at it, thinking that animals are animals, like chopsticks, and want to bite them to death with their mouths open?
Then I found that behind the little golden snake, there was a giant. The big golden dragon phantom, with its bloody mouth wide open, engulfed the two of them at once!
The female cultivator and the male cultivator fell to the ground before they even had time to scream, without any breath!
The little golden snake immediately became more and more proud.
Afterwards, he opened his mouth to the male cultivator who was fighting against Ye Shan. The phantom of a five-clawed golden dragon appeared behind him again and bit him.
The male cultivator wanted to run, but he couldn't outrun the phantom, and he was also killed immediately.
So on the spot, only Ye Shan and the little golden snake were left.
The little golden snake looked at Ye Shan expectantly, Ye Shan... was a little scared, but he also felt that he couldn't run away from this little golden snake, so he simply... stopped running.
Waiting for this little golden snake to eat him.
Then wait and wait.
Wait and wait.
Ye Shan stared dryly for a long time, the little golden snake didn't even eat him!
Ye Shan paused and couldn't help staring at the little golden snake again.
The little golden snake suddenly became shy.
A very soft "hiss" sounded twice.
But no matter how gentle its "hiss" sound was, it was still a "hiss" sound, and it was still the "hiss" sound of a nearly terrifying little golden snake that had just killed three monks.
Ye Shan suddenly felt a little weak in his legs.
But he didn't seem to be afraid.
Rather...excited.
Ye Shan: "..." How could this be?
The little golden snake also seemed to notice that something was wrong with Ye Shan, and the "hissing" sound became gentler.
Ye Shan frowned slightly, he thought silently for a while, and then he felt that deep in his memory, he was... able to understand the hissing sound of such a snake.
And at that time... he seemed to be still in the egg? There was a big snake coiling its body outside, and then put him in the place where it was coiled, carefully protecting... hatching eggs?
Ye Shan was startled.
I felt as if a lot of things had suddenly popped up in my mind.
He seemed to be able to understand snake language suddenly.
So he heard the little golden snake "his" again.
"Ashan, why are you ignoring me? I, I'm your peach blossom. You've been looking for me for a long time, haven't you? I've been looking for you for a long time. I miss you so much..." The
little golden snake's voice was full of With deep grievances.
Ye Shan seriously looked at the little golden snake.
He was silent for a while before finally speaking slowly: "No."
"I know I'm not a human being, but I also know clearly that the one I like... is a human being! We are definitely a human being, One is not a human being. I am no longer human, so he must be a pure human being. Therefore," Ye Shan said very deeply, "Although you are very powerful, you will eat people if you disagree, but I can't be afraid of it. Your power and might, and then tell yourself that the person I'm looking for is you, after all... you're not human at all!"
Finally, he glanced at the little golden snake with disgust, and then... ran away! Ran!
Little Golden Snake: "..."
Little Golden Snake: "..."
Why is this happening?
Obviously he used to recognize his Ah Shanlai at a glance every time, why didn't his Ah Shan recognize him?
Little Golden Snake Zhan Yu felt a little aggrieved.
However, even if he was wronged again, he turned his head and glanced at the three corpses that were not contaminated with poison, and immediately put them into his divine beast space, thinking that when he saw Ashan again, he must take these things. Give it to Ah Shan, so that Ah Shan can have more resources to practice!
Little Golden Snake Zhan Yu thought so, and quickly caught up with his Ah Shan.
When he chased after him, his Ah Shan was standing on the same spot with his clear and beautiful face, as if he was talking to someone.
Little Golden Snake Zhan Yu looked at it for a while, only to realize that... his Ah Shan was discussing business with that person.
"...Well, don't worry, I've figured it out. My pseudonym is the pseudonym of this album, and it's called Feirenjun. I'll contact you when I'm done drawing it. Just one thing, you don't have to do this. It's up to others, otherwise..."
The slightly wretched male cultivator immediately said with bright eyes: "It must be, don't worry, there are some in the mortal world in this picture album, but we are in the cultivation world, oh! Actually! Those mortals call us monks immortals, but, compared to them, we can barely know something they can't. But, real immortals, they are in the sky! We monks, even if they are weak, But it's not impossible, even if most of these cultivators can't hold back. Since... you are willing to come and paint our shop, don't worry! Absolutely 28 points! No negotiation!"
Little Golden Snake Zhan Yu's eyes widened, and some didn't quite see it. Ah Shan, who understands him, deals with people again, but he still looks at it very hard.
Ye Shan gave a light "uh" and said, "You and I are also clearly written in the contract. First, you must not reveal my true identity. Otherwise, once the identity is revealed, the contract will be invalidated, and Duobao Pavilion will no longer be able to sell my albums. , otherwise you will have to pay a hundred times the compensation; second, Duobao Pavilion can only sell my picture album, the right to adapt my picture album... Well, it is the power to change the picture album into a storybook, storytelling, or even similar to operas, etc. It still belongs to me, and Duobao Pavilion can't get involved; thirdly, the profit is fifty or five points, but Duobao Pavilion must strictly prohibit people who are not from Duobao Pavilion from pirating copies... Well, it's just copying my picture album. Fourth..."
Ye Shan After saying a few more things, the manager of Duobao Pavilion was still a little contemptuous. He felt that Ye Shan was too young, so it was enough to coax him, but after listening to him, he realized that what Ye Shan said... made sense.
If Ye Shan's picture album is as good as he said, then they really need to pay attention to other shops plagiarizing or simply copying, selling and grabbing business! If possible, it is not impossible to change it into a storybook, etc.! Anyway, there must be a lot of people who like this kind of thing! It's just that many monks in the cultivation world can't hold back their faces, so they have never found business in Duobao Pavilion. Now that Ye Shan is willing to do it, there will definitely be more people willing to do it in the future!
The two quickly discussed the details, set the contract and delivery time, and left.
Little Golden Snake Zhan Yu just looked at his Ah Shan, holding a deposit of ten middle grade spirit stones, raised his lips slightly, although it was a shallow smile, but he also saw that Little Golden Snake Zhan Yu felt dizzy. almost.
Immediately afterwards, the little golden snake followed his Ah Shan carefully, and found that his Ah Shan was holding the ten middle-grade spirit stones and went to the store to buy a planting pot that could be reduced in size about half an acre. There were a lot of seeds and low-level spiritual springs, as well as some blank jade slips, pen, ink, paper and inkstone, so I rented a house and went to retreat.
The little golden snake waited outside and waited, and finally dug a hole a few hundred meters away, and then drilled into the hole. Then, he finally knew what his Ah Shan was busy with.
Ah Shan, here! painting! dragon! Positive! picture!
Little Golden Snake Zhan Yu: "..."
Look at the painting and Ah Shan for a while, and imagine the person in the painting as him and his Ah Shan... Little Golden Snake thinks it needs a nosebleed.
As expected of his Ah Shan, even if he wanted to make a living, he could come up with something like this... something different.
However, it would be even more wonderful if the people in the painting were really his Ah Shan and him.
The author has something to say: Well, the little leaf has amnesia~ cough, but the little leaf with amnesia is still dirty~
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