《[BL] What Should I Do If I'm Being Targeted by a Paranoid Attack [Quick Wear]》2.3
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After Mi Dao asked, he immediately received a warning from the system that "the human design cannot be destroyed", so he immediately persuaded and quickly closed his mouth.
Liu He'an is a young man who has not yet turned black. He can be smart and skinny, but he is also the young son of a scholarly family, so he can't speak too much.
After listening to his words, the little lady showed a little surprise in her eyes, but she didn't say a word, just stared at Mi Dao, as if trying to see a hole in him.
Rice: "..."
Mi Dao was stared at with an innocent face, so he had to stare back and take a few more glances at the little guy.
The more he looked at it, the more he felt that the child's facial features were quite cute. It was several grades higher than the faces of passers-by that he usually saw, but he was a little thinner, his complexion was not very good, his skin was white, and his eyes were blue. He got up sick, and damaged three points of his color.
.Mi Dao pondered and said to the system: "System father, if this little eunuch can eat and drink well, he will definitely be handsome when he grows up! Alas, it's a pity, he's a eunuch—"
System: "...Stop!" It didn't want to listen to the words behind it at all.
Mi Dauna must have been shouting not to stop every day, so he continued with a regretful expression: "I can't do it."
System: "..." The spicy chicken host pollutes its program with yellow waste every day.
Just when Mi Dao was talking nonsense with the system, the little eunuch on the side watched Mi Dao wandering around, frowning and looking a little dissatisfied. Just as he was about to say something, he heard his stomach growl. a sound.
The little eunuch's face was even more ugly.
System: "Ding! Warm reminder, the host's sweet potato has been baked."
Mi Dao: "...No-!!!.Why are you reminding me at this time? ! Excessive! ! ! "
The system smiled and said, "If the character is broken, you need to delete the file and start again, dear."
Mi Dao bit the little handkerchief in her heart: "I will definitely give you a bad review when I go back."
System: "Haha."
In order to play the kind-hearted Liu He'an, Mi Dao had to swallow her tears. He showed a warm smile to the little eunuch: "Are you hungry? Come, come with my brother, and my brother will give you sweet potatoes to eat."
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The little lady listened, with a rather distrustful look on her face, looking at Mi Dao coldly.
Rice's smile gradually solidified.
Just when Mi Dao thought that the child was going to say "Mom said you can't go with Wei Shu Mi", the little eunuch nodded reluctantly.
.Mi Dao walked back to the cellar with the little eunuch to check the situation. Although the fire had been out for a while, the sand inside still had residual heat. Mi Dao squatted down, took a branch and pulled it, turning the sweet potatoes inside. came out.
System: "Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the item: roasted sweet potato. Using this item once can reduce hunger by 80%."
Mi Dao picked up the hot sweet potato, weighed it with his left hand and again with his right, hoping it would cool down quickly.
In this palace, when a eunuch at the bottom, he must live a life of starvation. All the good rice and grains have been deducted by the people above, and in the end he is left with nothing but porridge, porridge and water. So, witty, he sneaked a sweet potato out of the kitchen, so that he would not be restricted from activities for the next two days because of the high hunger value.
.I have to say, fortunately, this is an overhead game. Potatoes and corn are all easy to bake. Otherwise, he would steal a bag of rice and wouldn't know what to cook it with.
Mi Dao felt that the sweet potato was not so hot, so he broke it apart, and the aroma of the sweet potato diffused. Seeing the full golden color inside, Mi Dao suddenly felt hungry, and saliva began to secrete. The sweet potato is swallowed with the skin on, but the goose...
Mi Dao bit his silver teeth and handed half of the sweet potato to the little eunuch standing next to him.
The little eunuch glanced at it and asked, "What is this?"
The corner of Mi Dao's mouth pulled out a kind smile: "This is a sweet potato."
The little eunuch took one more look at the thing and asked, "What is a sweet potato?"
Mi Dao continued to smile: "Sweet potato is this."
.system:"……"
The little eunuch was obviously speechless at Mi Dao's answer, but he didn't say anything, just looked at Mi Dao and the muddy and dirty thing in his hand with a very disgusting look—
Then, his little stomach screamed again: "Guru—"
Mi Dao showed an "I understand" look.
The little eunuch frowned, looked away, refused to look at Mi Dao, and then his stomach growled more happily.
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So Mi Dao handed over half of the sweet potatoes and asked, "Do you want to eat?"
The little eunuch answered with a shelf: "No, dirty."
Mi Dao was very happy after hearing the answer, but still pretended to be disappointed and said "Oh", and then quickly put his hand back.
Little eunuch: "..."
.Mi Dao took a bite of the sweet potato, and began to chew happily with a face full of happiness. As soon as he swallowed it, he found that the little eunuch had not left, and was still staring at him, his stomach rumbling non-stop.
Seeing the little eunuch's white face gradually turning pink, Mi Dao only found it funny, but the character couldn't collapse, so he had to ask thoughtfully: "Brother can't eat so much by himself, you help brother eat this half. Okay?"
The little lady seemed a little surprised after listening. He looked at Mi Dao, as if thinking about something.
Just when Mi Dao's hand was about to become sore, the little eunuch chuckled: "It's weird."
Mi Dao: "..." You are weird! Your whole family is weird!
The little eunuch took a step closer, squatted down beside Mi Dao with a gourd painting scoop, turned to look at Mi Dao, and instigated, "Clean it up."
.Well, the little emperor didn't hook up and served a little eunuch first.
Mi Dao meticulously peeled the skin and handed it over to him, but the little eunuch just looked at him and didn't answer. Mi Dao had to resign and feed it, and the little eunuch took a bite, chewed it slowly, frowned and said "unpalatable", and then took another bite.
Rice: "..."
At this time, Mi Dao especially wanted to yell at the little eunuch: Don't embarrass yourself if it's bad! Hurry up and embarrass him with sweet potatoes!
After all, the little eunuch chose to embarrass himself. He slowly ate half a piece of sweet potato cleanly, staring at Mi Dao with interesting eyes, and asked, "What's your name?"
As soon as Mi Dao swallowed the last sweet potato, he cleared his throat and said, "My name is He An, and I'm on duty in Fanying Hall."
.In order to hide their identities, Liu and An changed their names to He An when they entered the palace, and most of the eunuchs around him called him Xiao Anzi. At the end, Mi Dao added with a tender expression: "If you don't dislike it, you can call me brother."
The little eunuch looked at him with disgust.
Mi Dao: "...Ah, what about you, little brother? What's your name?"
At any rate, they shared a sweet potato friendship. Mi Dao decided to get to know this NPC. Judging from his appearance, he must be an important person. It is better to get close to him first, maybe he can get some useful information from him in the future.
The little lady's eyes flashed after listening, and she paused for a moment: "Rich and noble."
What the fuck?
Rice was shocked. Is there any other eunuch in this palace who dares to call him "rich"? !
.To be honest, the name of Eunuch Li, the chief eunuch who manages the entire eunuch system in the palace and the personal eunuch of Empress Dowager Zheng, is called "Li Fugui". Except for the Empress Dowager Zheng and the little tyrant, few people in the palace would dare to call him that, let alone the same name.
Mi Dao was curious and asked him, "Who gave you this name?"
The little eunuch said: "Emperor."
Mi Dao was stunned for a moment, and immediately respected the little eunuch.
Great job my little brother! How could that little tyrant give him a name? This guy is definitely an important person to Liu and An!
Although Mi Dao is the chief screenwriter of the game, the character settings of NPCs other than the protagonist and the characters related to the plot are automatically generated by the system artificial intelligence based on the plot and rationalization.
.Therefore, Liu He'an later climbed to a high position, but Mi Dao didn't know what happened on the way, what noble people met, and what was the specific opportunity.
Maybe this little eunuch is the golden finger of the game's artificial intelligence in order to rationalize Liu He'an's success.
So Mi Dao hurried to inquire: "Which palace does the rich and honor work in?"
The little eunuch's deep eyes seemed to have a little smile, he looked at Mi Dao and said slowly: "Fuming Palace."
It really is the bedroom of a petty tyrant!
Oh, Mi Dao understands, no wonder the child is a little arrogant, and no wonder the child is hungry, it turns out to be because—
He patted the little eunuch on the shoulder, and said with sincere sympathy: "It's really not easy for us to be rich and noble to enter the palace as a playmate for the emperor at such a young age."
Little eunuch: "...".
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