《[BL] What Should I Do If I'm Being Targeted by a Paranoid Attack [Quick Wear]》2.4
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Mi Dao is on duty in Fanying Hall, doing sweeping work. Fanying Hall is not very large, and because it contains books, there are many shelves and books, which are particularly prone to dust accumulation. In addition, there is still the kind of intricate beam structure on the top of the head, so Mi Dao is in the same class as him. The seven little eunuchs have just finished cleaning, and they can start cleaning again.
But fortunately, Fanying Hall is located in a remote place, few people come here, and it is very close to the Imperial Garden. Eunuch Liu, who is in charge, does not come too often, so Mi Dao can take an hour of free time every day to go to the Imperial Garden. The garden squatted his little tyrant.
That day, because the system prompted that it was time for Eunuch Liu to inspect the work, Mi Dao quickly said goodbye to the little eunuch and ran back to Fanying Hall.
.Later, while working in a hurry, he sighed regretfully to the system, why he didn't expect to inquire about the whereabouts of the little tyrant with him just now, it was really a mistake, and it would damage his reputation!
System: "Huh."
Generally speaking, this kind of story of encountering NPCs with important clues is triggered randomly in the game, so Mi Dao thought that he had missed this opportunity, and it was estimated that it would be difficult for him to see the little eunuch again. But he never expected that he would see this little NPC in the imperial garden almost every day for the next few days.
After getting along for many days, Mi Dao found that this little eunuch was actually quite easy to get along with. Although he didn't talk much, his personality was a little arrogant, and sometimes he would stare at him stubbornly, and his focused and stern eyes looked at Mi Dao. Horrible...but! He could calm down and listen carefully to what he had to say.
.This made the daily molestation system fruitless, and if he was suffocated, Tuo Mi Dao was very happy.
On the surface, Mi Dao is concerned about the little eunuch, but in reality, she just wants to gossip to him all the secrets she has heard in the palace these days.
For example, if one of Empress Dowager Zheng beat another one, remember to take a detour next time you see the face; another example is what this eunuch was punished for cheating with a little palace maid, if you have a girl you like Now, don't have an affair; what else is there to hear that the little tyrant wets the bed again today, have you been implicated in Fuming Palace...
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Little eunuch: "..."
In short, the more Mi Dao talked, the happier he was, and the happier he was, the more sweet potatoes he gave out.
Afterwards, Mi Dao, who was eating less and less, frowned, thinking deeply, "Damn it! This little clever ghost! He must be so obedient to cover my roasted sweet potatoes!"
.system:"……"
Of course, Mi Dao also tried to inquire about the little eunuch, but he didn't say much, and about the little tyrant, he also asked three questions. But Mi Dao, with his eyes full of wisdom, still understood the loneliness and loneliness in the child's heart.
Mi Dao thinks, the character of this child must be very pitiful, and he is good at handling a seven or eight-year-old child. It is probably because of some family reasons that he cannot eat enough and wear warm clothes. the eunuch.
Maybe this little eunuch originally thought that he would be able to eat as soon as he entered the palace, but he did not expect to be sent to the palace of the little tyrant as a plaything. He was named "rich" by the petty tyrant, so he may have been favored by the petty tyrant at first, but the petty tyrant's temperament was uncertain, and after a few days, he got tired of him and left him in a corner to fend for himself , poor, weak and helpless.
.Immediately afterwards, other eunuchs who were older would see him falling out of favor, and they would definitely fall into trouble, not giving him food or clothes, and finally starving him into this scrawny appearance...
Mi Dao, who made up a big play in his brain, shed tears of sympathy: "Wuwuwu, Xiao Fugui is so pitiful, I will steal a few more sweet potatoes for him next time."
system:"……"
However, I didn't expect that the sweet potatoes were out of stock after only a day or two.
Rice: "..."
"Brother An, I heard that the royal chef sent an order to take away all the sweet potatoes." This day, the eunuch Xiao Liuzi, who usually gets along well with Mi Dao, leaned against Mi Dao's ear. , said exaggeratedly.
After hearing this, Mi Dao asked, "Why is this?"
Xiao Liuzi said: "I heard that the emperor ate an extra mouthful of sweet potatoes two days ago."
.Rice: "???"
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Xiao Liuzi sighed and said, "Brother An, as you know, the little emperor is not easy to serve, and the people below all look at his face and do things. Since the emperor likes it, then the royal chefs must have changed their tricks to cook for him... "
Oh, it's cool, it seems that I'm going to change to steal potatoes recently.
Seeing that Mi Dao was silent, Xiao Liuzi seemed to be worried about his own livelihood, so he persuaded him bitterly: "Brother An, don't be soft-hearted and steal sweet potatoes for the eunuch to eat, you look so good-looking, you can't find anyone. Why bother to find a eunuch! There are several guards out there who like you! If you are willing, I will ask my lover to introduce you to one tomorrow, with a thin waist and long legs, and you will be satisfied."
Rice: "..."
As soon as Xiao Liuzi finished speaking, she heard a voice asking Eunuch Liu's hello from the other end.
.Xiao Liuzi was startled, hurriedly patted Mi Dao's hand, and said quickly: "Brother An, please listen to my advice, there is no future for the two eunuchs together!"
When the words fell, Xiao Liuzi slipped away with oil on the soles of her feet.
Watching the background of Xiao Liuzi's departure, Mi Dao rubbed his chin thoughtfully, and said with admiration, "Everything, this child has a bright future..."
system:"……"
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In the huge Fuming Hall, it was cold. The current emperor's personal eunuch, Eunuch Zhao, secretly shivered while guarding the little tyrant.
This is the emperor's bedroom that is too big, and there are not many living people walking around, plus this little hell in front of me... If the heart is not strong, I'm afraid I can scare myself to death - Eunuch Zhao Ting He straightened his back and continued to look at the little tyrant Qi Zhao in front of him.
.Xiao Qi Zhao was lying on the beauty's couch and reading the book, he turned page by page, his face was pale, and he looked a little bored, but Eunuch Zhao, who had been by Qi Zhao's side for more than two months, knew that this small Yan Wang is in a good mood now.
I saw that Qi Zhao was wearing a well-cut bright yellow dragon robe, and his body was propped up by the clothes. The whole person did not look too thin, but looking at the small face with white hair and blue hair, he didn't look like a pampered little emperor.
Eunuch Zhao secretly sighed. No way, this little King of Hell is a picky eater and doesn't like to eat. Sometimes even if he eats it, he will vomit out in his stomach. After he vomits, his temper becomes inexplicably violent, and he speaks with a single sentence, which scares the royal chefs to put their heads away every day. Live on the belt and write a suicide note before cooking.
.Well, the queen mother doesn't care if she knows about it. The imperial doctor sees it and it's useless. Anyone who prescribes some tranquilizers is still alive, and anyone who dares to say that they are mentally ill will be beheaded.
But recently, this little Hell's temper has obviously improved a lot. Although he still can't eat much, he doesn't vomit, and he doesn't kill people. Occasionally, he can sleep a little at night, and even his complexion looks good. quite a few...
Eunuch Zhao glanced at the sky thoughtfully, this matter definitely has nothing to do with Little Hades sneaking out of the dormitory every afternoon to play!
Just as he was thinking about it, he saw Qi Zhao on the couch closing the words with a slap. He rolled over and got off the couch, saying to Eunuch Zhao, "I'm going out for a walk, and I'm not allowed to follow."
Eunuch Zhao just said, "Send Your Majesty," when he saw Xiao Qi Zhao paused, then turned his head and warned fiercely: "My bed-wetting thing is purely non-existent! . . If you let me hear any more rumors, I will pick your head off! "
Eunuch Zhao recalled the sheets he burned with his own hands not long ago: "..."
Yes, yes, you are the emperor, what you say is right
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