《[BL] What Should I Do If I'm Being Targeted by a Paranoid Attack [Quick Wear]》2.8
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Originally, after Mi Dao got out of Liu He'an's body, he quickly moved the bench in front of the screen and set up the soda seeds, ready to enjoy the heavy-duty action blockbuster. Watching Jumei Xiaoshou Liu and An being tied up, Mi Dao also commented with the system, that the eunuch tied the rope well, and at first glance, it was an old driver.
However, he didn't expect that, while Mi Dao was excitedly waiting for the follow-up, he suddenly heard a very familiar voice on the screen: "Come on, Ling Chi."
Mi Dao was shocked: "Xiao Fugui?!"
"Ding! A random event has been triggered, the plot of Liu and An's blackening has been terminated, and the host will return to the game character in 10 seconds, 10, 9..."
When ten seconds passed, Mi Dao's eyes went dark, and when he opened his eyes again, he saw that the three eunuchs in charge, who were still majestic, were now so frightened that they were kneeling on the ground and begging for mercy.
."Your Majesty, spare your life! Your Majesty, spare your life!"
Liu He'an's hands were tied tightly behind his back, and as soon as the three eunuchs let go, his body fell to the ground. When Mi Dao returned to Liu He'an's body, he was lying on his side on the ground. He braced his neck and glanced, and saw Qi Zhao not far away.
The man is still the thin and small man, but it is the dragon robe that better sets off his arrogance to look down on the world.
Rice: "..."
Fuck it! ! ! Why didn't he find out that his godson was a petty tyrant!
Mi Dao suddenly recalled how he had deceived Qi Zhao in the past half a month, how he had asked him to help him with his work, baked potatoes for himself, and listened to his story about the little tyrant who wet the bed...
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System: "Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting the item: a lit candle."
Rice: "..."
.Oh, cool.
The guards guarding the side heard Qi Zhao's order, and immediately ran over to stand up Mi Dao and the three eunuchs who were crying. Mi Dao's heart skipped a beat. He knew that his little tyrant had been traumatized by the affair of Empress Dowager Zheng's prostitution and chaos in the harem, so he was particularly disgusted with this kind of thing.
Coupled with the fact that I always treated him as my grandson before...
Mi Dao wanted to cry without tears: "...all, can I delete the file and start over?"
System: "Please rest assured, host, when you are executed, the system can shield you from pain and put mosaics on it."
Mi Dao: "..." Thank you very much.
Just when Mi Dao thought he was going to be dragged to Ling Chi, Qi Zhao said, "He stays."
When the words fell, Mi Dao was gently placed on the ground in front of Qi Zhao.
.Taking a closer look, Mi Dao could see Qi Zhao's expression clearly. His small brows furrowed tightly, staring at himself with red eyes, like a little lion on the verge of rage.
Mi Dao cried: "... I was wrong, I was really wrong, I shouldn't have divided his sweet potatoes, if I didn't divide his sweet potatoes, I wouldn't tell him stories, if I didn't tell him Telling stories, I won't lie to him to work, nor to lie to him to bake potatoes, let alone talk about his bedwetting... ah ah ah! He doesn't want to torture me to death, right?!"
System: "Didn't you still want him to call you Dad?"
Mi Dao: "I was wrong! He is my ancestor! I've served him my whole life!"
.Just when Mi Dao was seriously thinking about whether it would be better for him to be killed by Ling Chi or tortured to death by a petty tyrant, Qi Zhao squatted down, he reached out and wiped it on Mi Dao's face, Mi Dao. froze.
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Qi Zhao wiped away the tears from the corners of Mi Dao's eyes, and then said with disgust, "It's dirty."
After he finished speaking, he stood up and gave an order, regardless of the people who were stunned at the scene, and had Mi Dao be brought back to Fuming Palace.
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"Ding! The plot of Liu and An's blackening has been avoided, please pay attention to the existing characters."
"Ding! Completion degree +10%, the current script completion degree is 20%, please make persistent efforts."
After Mi Dao was brought back to Fuming Palace, it was already dark. Qi Zhao disappeared, only two little eunuchs came to serve him with meals and baths.
.Soaking in the steaming big tub, Mi Dao leaned against the wall of the tub, and hung his arms on the brim of the tub, with a smirk on his face:
"Hey, hey, hey."
system:"……"
Now calm down and think about it, Mi Dao seriously feels that he seems to have invisiblely attacked the little tyrant.
According to Xiao Qizhao's surly character, except for Empress Dowager Zheng and Duke Zheng Guogong, all the people and things he hates will never be kept for the next day.
However, he is still alive! And thinking about it carefully, Mi Dao found that Qi Zhao didn't seem to be treating him very well. a eunuch...
No matter how you look at it, Mi Dao feels that he has a show!
.Mi Dao sneered: "Hahahaha, I exchanged sweet potatoes for a little emperor. I am so witty."
System: "..." You are beautiful.
I really don't blame Mi Dao for not recognizing Qi Zhao's true identity, because in the original game, if the master player didn't do anything to show off, the protagonist Qi Yun and the little tyrant first met five years later. The day of the tyrant's thirteenth birthday. At that time, Qi Zhao ate and drank well, and he had grown into a black-bellied and beautiful young man who was extremely shrewd and murdered without blinking an eye.
Besides, Mi Dao didn't expect that the little tyrant would like to play in a eunuch's clothes. Obviously not a eunuch, but I still want to be an eunuch. Mi Dao's real name is Lemon: "If you don't need it, please donate the big treasure in your pants to those in need, such as me."
system:"……"
.After taking the bath and taking the medicine, it was almost time for the little tyrant to go to bed. Mi Dao was led to Qi Zhao's bedroom by the kind-hearted Eunuch Zhao.
Along the way, Eunuch Zhao seemed to be looking at something new, but he stared at Mi Dao, Mi Dao felt that Eunuch Zhao was about to see a hole in him.
I just heard Eunuch Zhao kindly ask: "Are you He An of Fanying Hall?"
Rice nodded and said "yes".
Eunuch Zhao's smile deepened after hearing this, and there was a glimmer of gossip in his small eyes: "Before every afternoon, you were the one who served the emperor to go out to play?"
Emmmmm…
Mi Dao remembered his various scenes of coaxing and deceiving petty tyrants, and nodded boldly: "Yes, it is the duty of a servant to serve the emperor."
Seeing that he had agreed, Eunuch Zhao immediately smiled and said, "Ah! . did you know? Although our family has not been serving the emperor for a long time, it has been in the palace for many years. This is the first time in our family that the emperor is so concerned about which servant! "
Saying that, Eunuch Zhao squeezed his small eyes at him: "I'm optimistic about you."
Mi Dao: "...Okay, okay." .
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