《marauders x reader oneshots》Sirius - "Holy fudge."
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You were quietly enjoying your peaceful afternoon,sitting outside while reading a book.As you we're about to doze off a certain black-headed dummy sat down next to you.You sighed and rolled your eyes,"What do you want Black?" Sirius frowned,"Remus yelled at me..." A small pout had formed onto his lips.
"And why is that?" This caught your attention,Remus doesn't usually yell so...It must've been something big.."I kept cursing in ice cream flavors and when Remus told me to stop and I didn't listen." He sighed,placing his head into his palms.What?
"H-how do you curse in ice cream flavors?" You had now fully sat up,intrigued by this.Sirius inhaled deeply and began.
"What the mint chocolate chip did you say to me punk?Ill kick your rocky road and then punch the ever-loving strawberry cheesecake out of you!" He rambled,trying to sound intimidating throughout his 'rant' but cracked a chuckle every-now-and-then.
Your hand had covered your mouth to stop you from laughing,"Oh god- please just say fuck next time.." You couldn't help but burst out into laughter,Sirius soon joined alongside you.
Let's just say the rest of the afternoon was filled with you discovering new ice cream flavors and a whole lot of laughter.
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