《Shivi & Raavish》Romance k dushman!!!
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Shiva comes in the room and sees raavi playing with the kids.....he smiles......
Shiva ; (shouts) chipkali.....chipkali...... chipkali......wo dekho chipkali......
(Raavi and Raavish get scared and start jumping on the bed while shivi laugh seeing them)
Raavi : Shiva bhaga na pls......Shiva.....
Raabish : papa bhagao na plz.....papa.....
Shivi : (giggles) kitna darte ho ap log .......
Shiva : (shouts) raavish tere idar he aarhi hai dekh.....
Raavish : (scared) papa bachao.....mumma plz bhagao na chipkali ko......
(Hides behind raavi)
Raavi : (scared) are mai kaise bachau tujhe mujhe bhi tho dar lagta hai na?? Shiva shivi plz bhagao na chipkali ko....
Shivi : ha ha mumma wait.....papa chipchipi kider hai??
Shiva : bhag gyi lagta hai??
(Raavi raavish feel relieve and sit on the bed)
Shivi : mumma bhai ap dono tho kitne big ho na fir bhi chipchipi se darte ho.....??
Raavi : mai darti nhi hu bas ghabra jati hu......
Raavish : mai bhi same to same.....
Shiva : sechu ho dono......
Raavish : mumma mujhe sulao na mujhe nini arhi hai.....
(Raavi looks around to see if any chipkali is there)
Raavi : lagta hai chali gyi.....chal aajao dono sulati hu.....
Shiva : raavi Ruk.....
Raavi : kya hua ??
Shiva : raavish aaj aap dadi k sath sojao....
Raavish : q papa??
Raavi : Shiva tu aise q bol rha hai??
Shiva : are wo chipkali pata nhi kamre se gyi ya nhi.....samjho raat ko ap so rhe ho aur wo chipkali apke aang (body) pe aagyi tho??
(Raavi and Raavish both get scared)
Raavish : mai nhi sounga yaha mai ja rha hu dadi k pas......
(He takes his blue colour bedsheet and goes)
Raavi : Shiva hum bhi chalte hai na??
Shiva : itni raat ko kaha Jana hai tujhe??
Raavi : Shiva abhi tune he kaha tha na wo chipkali kabhi bhi aa sakti hai.....tho aaj raat hum bhi kaki k kamre mai he so jate hai na.....
Shiva : (in mind) ek number ki dobi hai.....yaha mai raavish aur shivi ko bhagane ka idea dhund rha hu taki is k sath time spend karne mile aur ye gadhedi ko maa k kamre mai jana hai sone.....
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Raavi : Shiva chal na.....kya soch rha hai??
Shiva : (absent mindly)
shivi ko kaise bhagau??
Raavi : kya??
Shivi : mujhe q bhagana hai papa?? Mai tho chipchipi se darti bhi nhi hu??
Shiva : mujhe pata hai tu meri sherni hai par wo tera bhai tho sechu hai na......tho aaj tu bhi uske sath dadi k kamre mai so ja......
Shivi : (innocently) par papa mujhe tho apko huggi kar k sona hai na??
(Shiva somehow conviences shivi and she too goes in maa's room to sleep)
Raavi : Shiva bacho ko tho tune bhaga diya chal na hum bhi bhag jate hai.....mera matlab hai ki kaki kamre mai chalte hai sone ko......
(Shiva locks the door and pulls raavi in his arms)
Raavi : Shiva kya kar rha hai chod??
Shiva : itni asani se kaise chod du....?? Itni mushkil se bacho ko bhaga hai.....
Raavi : matlab tu kabse natak kar rha tha....??
Shiva : ha tho?? Tu tho ab mujhse pyar nhi karti par mai tho karta hu na.....
(Hits him on his chest)
Raavi ; kitna bura hai na tu.....apne fayde k liye mere bacho ko bhaga diya....
Shiva : (naughtyly) everything is fair in love and war jaaneman......
(Raavi hugs him and he too hugs her back......someone knocks on the door)
Shiva : ab kon aaya??
Raavi ; shayad Shiva ya raavish honge......ja jaldi dekh.....
Shiva : bache hai ya musibat??
Raavi : Shiva??
(Shiva opens the door and finds Krish standing there with his laptop)
Shiva : tu yaha is waqt kya kar rha hai??
Krish : wo mujhe bhabhi se kuch kaam tha.....
Raavi ; aaja andar Krish.....
(Krish comes inside and sits on the bed)
Krish : shivi aur raavish kaha hai??
Raavi : wo kaki k kamre mai gye hai sone.....
(Krish gives a teasing smile to them)
Shiva : daat fadna band kar warna tere sare daat andar daal dunga.....Jo kaam k liye aaya hai wo kar chup chap.....
Raavi : Krish bata kya kaam hai??
Krish : bhabhi ye sales mai kuch problem ho rhi hai plz help kar do na.....
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Raavi : la bata....
(Krish hands her the laptop and she solves the problem)
Raavi : le hogya......
Krish : thank you bhabhi.....
Shiva : hogya na chal ab nikal.....
Krish : thoda tho sabar kar mere bhai bas ja he rha hu......
(Shiva holds his hand and drags him out of the room and locks the door)
Raavi : Shiva kya karta hai tu bhi na......bichara help mangne aaya tha....
Shiva : koi bichara vichara nhi hai wo.... shadi hogyi hai uski fir bhi duniya bhar ki nautanki karta rheta hai....
Raavi : Shiva tu bhi na....
(Shiva pulls her in his arms)
Shiva : tu usse chod aur mujhpe focus kar.....
(Raavi locks her hands around his neck)
Raavi : kaise focus karu mr Pandya??
Shiva : mai batata hu na.....
(They lean forward to kiss but again someone knocks at the door)
Shiva : (irritated) sab ko aaj he aana hai distrub karne??
Raavi : Shiva dekh kon hai.......
(Shiva opens the door and finds Krish standing)
Shiva : tu fir aagya??
Krish : wo bhabhi se ek help chahiye thi.....
Raavi : ha Krish aaja andar......
(Krish comes inside and raavi helps him out.....after sometime)
Krish : thank you so much bhabhi
Shiva : aa pidhi ek baat bata ye sari chize tho kirti ko bhi aati hai tho tu usse q help nhi le rha......baar baar humhe distrub karne aajata hai??
Krish : usse he help le leta.....par wo tho apne mayke chali gyi sham ko.....
Shiva : ab tu fir se aaya na tho mujhse bura koi nhi hoga.....
(Krish leaves and Shiva locks the door and goes towards raavi)
Raavi : tere irade mujhe thik nhi lag re??
Shiva : (naughtyly) mere irade tho phele se he thik nhi hai......
(Shiva comes upon raavi and kisses her forehead then cheeks.....they were about to kiss but again someone knocks on the door)
Shiva : (angrily) ab kon aagya??
Raavi : Shiva jana dekh.....
(Shiva opens the door and again finds Krish standing.....and gets angry)
Shiva : kirti nhi hai tho tu humhe sone nhi dega??
Krish : wo mujhe bhabhi ko kuch batana hai.....
Raavi : Bol Krish kya baat hai??
Krish : hat bhai andar tho jane de??
Shiva : jo bolna hai wo idar se he bol.....
(Krish makes faces and raavi chuckles)
Shiva : bol rha hai ya darwaza band karu??
Krish : bol rha hu ruk....bhabhi wo kirti bol rhi thi usse kal shopping pe jana hai tho kya ap uske sath jaogi??
Raavi : thik hai Krish mai chali jaungi.....
Krish : thik hai bhabhi mai usse bata dunga..... good night....
Raavi : good night Krish....
Krish : tu bhi tho bol Bhai....
Shiva : tu jata hai ya du ek??
(Krish runs.... Shiva locks the door)
Shiva : shanti se romance bhi karne nhi deta koi is ghar mai.....
(Raavi laughs at his irritated face)
Shiva : tujhe badi hasi aarhi hai??
(Shiva tickles her)
Raavi : sorry sorry....ab nhi hasungi......
(Shiva opens her dress Dori and kiss her neck.....they were about to kiss but again someone knocks at the door)
Shiva : is Krish k Bache ko aaj mai nhi chodunga......dimag kharab kar k rakha hai.....
(Raavi makes her dress proper and Shiva opens the door......this time he finds Shivi and Raavish standing there)
Shiva : tum dono yaha kya kar rhe ho??
Shivi ; humhe nini nhi arhi thi....
Raavish : isliye hum yaha aagye.....
(They come inside and sleep on the bed.....raavi kisses them)
Shivi : papa light band karo na......sona hai humhe.....
Shiva : (irritated) ab aur kar bhi kya sakte hai??
(Raavi laughs at his irritated expression)
Shiva : (slowly) itna acha mauka mila tha par itne time mai ek kiss bhi nhi hui......sab k sab romance k dushman Bane pade hai.....ek baar kirti ko wapis aane de Krish fir dekh kaise ghar k sare bacho ko tere kamre mai bhejta hu......
(They sleep hugging the kids)
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