《Shivi & Raavish》Budhiya k baal
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Maa : (shouts) aa raavi aa Shiva aa patrani aa dev aa bhagodi ki beti bhag gyi kya apni maa ki tarha aa gombhi kaha chale gye sab...... bachao mujhe......koi tho aao......
(Everyone came running in angaan hearing maa's voice.....they were shocked seeing shivi and pari pulling maa's hair.....raavi and rishita went hurriedly to them and pulled them away from maa)
Shiva : maa tu thik hai??
(Dhara gets water for maa)
Rishita : pari ye rhi thi tum aise dadi ko koi pareshan karta hai bhala??
Raavi : shivi tu ye kya kar rhi thi....dadi ko lag jati tho?? Kitne baar kaha hai aise masti nhi karte.....par aap samjhte he nhi ho......
Shiva : shivi ye galat baat hai....
Gombhi : bacha ap dono dadi ko aise pareshan q kar rhe the??
Shivi : gombhi papa hum pareshan nhi kar rhe the hum tho check kar rhe the.....
Raavi : shivi mumma ko aur gussa mat dilao.....ek tho ap dadi ko pareshan kar rhe the aur ab jhut bhi bol rhe ho......
Pari : chipkali chachi ap shivi ko mat dato....wo sach bol rhi hai.....hum sach mai check kar rhe the......
Rishita : pari bas ha bhot hogya......aise dadi ko pareshan kar k aap kya check kar rhe the??
Dhara : raavi rishita shant ho jao ek baar inki baat tho sun lo......
Dev : kya sunno bhabhi.......in dono ko aaj nhi data na tho ye aise he shararat karte rhenge.....
Shiva : sahi keh rha hai dev......
(Shivi looked at shiva with puppy face)
Maa : aa patrani aa markundi gay ye he sab sikhaya hai tumlogo ne apni bachiyo ko?? Kaise pareshan kar rhi thi mujhe.....
Shivi : dadi hum pareshan nhi.....
Raavi : (shouts) bas ha bhot hua shivi.....ek tho sharaat krti hu upar se sorry bolne k jagha sabse behas kar rhi hu??
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Pari : chachi hamari baat tho sunno......
Rishita : not a word pari....warna mumma aur gussa karegi..... aise koi pareshan karta hai dadi ko yahi sikhaya hai mumma papa ne apko??
Dev : apne thik nhi kiya......
(Krish raavish and tara come)
Tara : kya hua ap sab aise q khade ho??
Krish : fir koi kand hua hai kya??
Raavish : pari shivi tum dono itni sad q lag rhi hu?? Kya hua?
Dhara : tum sab kaha the?? Shivi aur pari ko akela q choda tum logo ne?? Maine kaha tha na krish charo bacho pe nazar rakhne......aur tune shivi aur pari ko akele garden se Ghar bech diya??
Krish : bhabhi maine nhi bheja......ye dono Ghar pe jane ki zid karne lage isliye maine kirti k sath inhe bhej diya mai nhi aayi q ki tara aur raavish akele rhe jate......
Tara : mumma kya hua?? Shivi aur pari ko chot lagi kya??
Raavi ; koi chot whot nhi lagi hai inhe.....bhot shararti hogyi hai dono......jab dekho koi na koi shetani karti rheti hai......
(Everyone again starts shouting shivi and pari)
Shivi ; (shouts) chup karo plz......ab koi kuch nhi bolega.....sab meri baat sunno......
Raavi : Shivi ye kya tarika hai bado se baat karne ka?? Tujhe na Shiva ne bhot bigad rakha hai......
Gombhi : raavi shant ho ja uski phele baat tho sun le......
Rishita : kya sunne gombhi.....ap dekh nhi rhe ho kitne badmas ho rhe hai ye dono.....
(Shivi goes to shiva and asks him to pick her up in his arms)
Shiva : nhi uthaunga.....ap bad girl ho.......
(Shivi gives Shiva a deadly glare and Shiva picks her up in his arms)
Shiva : (in mind) dono maa beti dhamki deti hai baat na mano tho.....
Dhara : shivi bache chal bata kya baat hai.....
Shivi ; humlog dadi ko tang nhi kar rhe thi hum tho check kar rhe thi.....
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Raavi : shivi ab mumma sachi bhot gussa karegi agar ap jhut bologe tho.....
Gombhi : raavi ruk ja usko puri baat tho bolne de......
Shiva : aa choti chipkali chal bol......
Shivi : Jab hum garden gye thi tho Krishu chachu ne humhe budhiya k baal le kar diye the......
(Everyone looks at Krish)
Pari : fir shivi ne chachu ko pucha budhiya kon hai tho chachu ne kaha dadi k jaise old women ko budhiya kehte hai......
Shivi : isliye hum check kar rhe the dadi k pas bhi budiya k baal hai ya nhi?? Par dadi humhe dikha he nhi rhi thi.....mumma papa bhai bade papa badi mumma sabke pas black hair isliye humhe dadi k pink hair dekhne hai......
(Everyone looks at Krish angrily)
Gombhi : mujhe na phele se pata tha in sab k piche ye gadheda Krish ki he galti hogi......
Krish : maine tho aise he keh diya tha gombhi.....mujhe kya pata tha ye do maharaniya maa ko pareshan karengi.....
Dhara : gadhede wo pareshan nhi bas confirm kar rhi thi jo tune unse kaha......
Raavi : sorry shivi sorry pari.....hum sab ne tumhe daata.....
Pari/shivi : it's ok chachi/mumma.....par ye tho batao budhiya k baal pink hote hai ya nhi?? Dadi batao na apni pink hair......
(Everyone laughs at their cute antics)
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