《》Chapter 24
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The sun started to go down it was 6pm and we started singing to different songs we have been doing this for 32min and me Alex and Jacob were standing on the lounge dancing and singing to to 'Tones and I' then the song changed to low and Christopher joined in.
'APPLE BOTTOM JEANS
BOOTS WITH THE FURE
THE FURE
THE WHOLE CLUB WAS LOOKING AT HER' Alex screamed and i did a slut drop as Ross slaps my ass
'SHE HITS THE FLOOR
SHE HITS THE FLOOR
NEXT THUNG YOU KNON
SUDDENLY GOT LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW' Jacob joins in screaming as we all jump up and down
'DEM BAGGY SWET PANTS REBARS WITH THE STRANDS
THE STRANDS
SHE TURNED AROUNG GAVE THAT BIG BOTY A SLAM
SHE HIT THE FLOOR SHE
SHE HIT THE FLOOR
NEXT THING YOU KNON
SUDDENLY GIT LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW' Chris screamed as well
Then Ross joins in
'HEY HUNNY NEVER SEEN NONE THAT MAKE ME GO
ITS CRAZY IM NIT SPENDING MY DOUGH
GAVE A MILION DOLLER BOB AND I BOUGHT HER TO GO
DAMB BIRTHDAY CAKES THEY STOLE THE SHOW
SO SEXUAL SHE WAS FLEXIBLE PROFESSIONAL DRINKING EXONAL
HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE DO I SEE WHAT I THINK I WOW'
'DIDNT THINK ID SEE SHORTY GET LOW
AINT THE SAME WHEN ITS UP THAT CLOSE
MAKE IT RAN IM MKAING IT SNOW
WORK THE POLE I GOT THE BANGRO
IM GONAN SAY I PEFER THEM NO CLOTHED
IM INTO THAT I LOVE WOMEN EXPOSED
SHE THROUGH IT BACK AT ME I GAVE THEM OH
SHE SAY NO PROBLEM I KNOW WHER TO GO' Chris takes over no it was my time to shine
'SHE HAD DEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS
BOOTS WITH THE FURE
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THE FURE
THE WHOLE CLUB WAS LOOKING AT HER
SHE HITS THE FLOOR
SHE HITS THE FLOOR
NEXT THUNG YOU KNON
SUDDENLY GIT LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW
DEM BAGGY SWET PANTS REBARS WITH THE STRANDS
THE STRANDS
SHE TURNED AROUNG GAVE THAT BIG B...' i stoped singing a wired feeling took over my gut my eyes started burning so i closed them but when they opened them again everything was brighter and then i screamed as pain sped through my body and then my brother did the same i looked over to him only to realise that we must have frozen time again the pain spread through my body and i let out another scream
'Jacob. What's happening!' I scream
'Un-stop time!' He screamed in pain also
'How'
'Think of our family, not mum and dad but Alex, Charles and Ross' he then screamed out in pain again and i did what he said i thought about our new family the great memories i have with them and the bad and then something clicked
'What just happened' Ross questioned then Jay started to glow a light grey and passed out
'Charles did you catch Jacob' Ross asked and then another wave of pain hit me and i screamed
'DARCY WHATS WRONG!' Alex shouted at the same time as Ross and Charles then i saw my skin glow white and with another scream of pain i was out like a light.
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