《Eddsworld Oneshots》do I still have a soul? (tord X reader)
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After the end pt.2
Who am I anymore?
I blinked out of confusion. My men had fled and I have no clue where Paul and Patryk could be. I had no friends, I had even began to think. If they excepted me back so fast then why didn't I think twice? I didn't want to think back to that day when I had blacked out in power. That whole 'when I get this giant robot I will rule the world! ...And also henti.' had beaten me into a shallow person. They were my friends before I left, when we had made mixed up clones, when me and Edd fought for bacon... We were all banded together. (Except for me and Tom for many reasons.) But when I lost my arm, I snapped out of it. I looked at the house I once lived in, that we all had memories in... And I hated myself. I never walked out of this apartment I kept myself in. Except when I needed food and I had more then enough money since I had no one to feed besides me.
And today was that kind of day...
The old me is gone.
When you point a gun at people for 10 years everyday and suddenly change to just sitting in a room with nothing but food everything becomes more serial then having a gun. While I was staring at the ground with dull eyes I accidentally bumped into someone and almost fell over but quickly caught myself on them. When I looked at them I looked at who it was. It was a girl with a (f/c) shirt and huge boobs that I accidentally held onto (if you don't have huge boobs... Roll with it dude... ;) She gasped and hit me in the chest.
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"What in God's name is wrong with you!?" She yelled blushing at me. At this point I had no idea of what to say because I never prepares myself for such a beautiful woman to come my way and punch me in the chest.
"I'm, I'm, I'm, so sorry!" I said very loudly and if it was possible, she seemed to blush even more.
"It's okay, I overreacted... You weren't looking I wasn't looking it's all too common for me to bump into people... I'm y/n."
"My name is Tord." It's like I lost all confidence to be charming, and witty with pick-up lines. And for these moments I was who I used to be before power and world domination had taken over.
"That's an awesome name!" She said smiling, this seemed nice, she seemed nice.
Maybe the old me is still there.
After a short five minute conversation I was just about to say goodbye. But she stopped me.
"Hey, uh... Where are you headed?" She asked.
"The store." I casually mentioned while smiling.
"Maybe..." She paused and looked hesitant. "You want a ride?" She blushed.
"Actually, I think we should get ice cream..." I said instantly blushing. "I mean, if you want to of course! It's your decision!" 'I can't believe I said that... She won't except any-'
"Okay." She said with a little more confidence in her voice.
"Really!?" I said, she nodded.
"You seem nice, and we do have a lot in common... So I'll give it a shot!" She smiled pecking me on the lips. I stood there blushing. Thai was the first time in 10 years that I got a kiss from a girl... I was just shocked.
I hope it goes well...
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