So, I'm sorry mom and dad but when you told me that being rude and being violent was not lady-like I completely disagree. This was fun, I mean, sure it was really rude to beat up a stranger right now but... He deserved it?

Sorry, let me explain.

I was walking to the store getting some regular cola and f/s. () I was just minding my own business, not wanting to talk to anyone. And decided to go to the park, it was a nice day out. I'm sure there was something that could be great to happen.

So when I get there I put my things close by and begin to swing on the swing. I smiled as the wind went though my h/c hair. Then I noticed a really serious scene happening by the side of the playground, a tan man with a green button up was yelling at this really adorable guy in a blue button up. I tried to listen into their conversation.

"Your such an idiot Jon, why can't you do anything right!?" The man said to Jon.

"I'm sorry, Eduardo I didn't mean to..." It sounded like he really meant it. I frowned at the sight, but there's really nothing I can do. It's not my-

-SMACK-

Eduardo hit Jon straight across the face with no remorse and the other dude I had not even seen by him was laughing. I was beyond angry, this dude was hurting a really sweet guy (as far as I had seen) and no one is helping!? I stopped myself to a halt, picked up my things and walked (more like stomped) to the three. And looked at Eduardo and put my hands to my hips.

"Hello, sir it would be nice if you except his apologies​. I'm sure he means it, right?" I asked and looked at Jon. He nodded at him but Eduardo just stared at me for a couple of seconds and then looked at my hands...

(Okay if you like reg. Coke then here's how you get into a fight.)

"You like... Regular coke?" He said as his eyes twitched. I looked at him confused.

"Uh, does it really matter?"

"Yeah, because that son of a bitch got me regular cola ice cream when I wanted diet cola ice cream. And he knows how much it reminds me of our loser neighbors!"

"Really? That's why you hit him? Besides what's wrong with regular coke?"

"Cause it makes you overweight and fat, like you." He said, oh... OH NO HE FUCKING DIDN'T. The other dude and Jon had their eyes wide in shock and backed away from you and him by now you punched him so hard that he fell over and you two began fighting.

(If you like diet coke then here's how you get into a fight)

"You like... F/s?"

"Yeah, but what does this have to do with-"

"You know that has a lot of calories right?" He said staring at the thing. I breathed in very calmly trying to keep my cool.

"Yes, I do, it doesn't matter though. You hurt this guy in public, just stop being an asshole!" I said trying to just get him to say sorry. But he refused.

"Your fat enough to stop eating those!" Oh. My. God. Did he just call me... That's it! I tried being nice and now he made me snap, I started punching him.

(Okay you good now :3)

This went on for about two minutes, and I gave him a final blow that he had stopped fighting... Guess he had enough... (Ô.ò)

"Your a dickhead." You said, he just laughed.

"You are too. You didn't even give me a warning."

"Stop being inconsiderate."

"Stop being nosey." I realized It's all too true, I was at fault too. I was listening into the conversation when I could have easily kept to myself. I looked away.

"Well, at least I have a heart. Unlike you."

"I do have a heart."

"How so?"

"You made my heart come back when I saw you, but I just was... I don't know how to talk to women. Though, I seem like someone who is a lady killer."

"Right..." I rolled my eyes. Though now that I look at him he did look handsome.

"Our know what? Jon..." He stood up and looked at Jon who was flinching. "Sorry."

I smiled, that's all I really wanted.

"And... Wait, I don't even know your name..."

"Oh, it's y/n."

"y/n, I'm sorry... But I'm not gonna say sorry again." He folded his arms I sighed, he was a dork... I took a pen out of my bag and wrote my number down on... Jon's hand!?

"Call me if he tries to hurt you again. Maybe I could visit too." I said hugging Jon he was laughing at Eduardo, who was pissed off.

I walked away. I hoped they would let me visit...

Bonus

Mark laughed at Eduardo. "Seems like Jon is more of a lady killer then you!"

"Shut up, she just doesn't want to admit she likes me yet!"

"Yeah, that's true!" Jon said.

"Stop talking Jon, give me that number!" Eduardo yelled at him, Jon looked at him and smirked. And knew this was payback.

"No."

"WHAT!? Jon, give me the goddamn number!" Eduardo yelled even more and tried looking at his hand but Jon kept it away. Mark was rolling his eyes... They were just gonna do this till he got it...

...And he was perfectly fine with that.

Woo! I hope you guys like it! I like it!