《Eddsworld Oneshots》I'm your cola king (Edd X reader)
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Shit. I totally forgot to write an Edd X reader... Okay, tbh I wanted to put it off because I didn't (and still don't) want to displease my god, Edd Gould. So please Edd forgive the oneshots I make about you... Okay, I'm done speaking till the end ;)
It was a nice day in Edds house, and regular. Tom watching The Cats, Matt looking in his mirrors, Tord staying in Julia's trying to hit on her who was never interested and only interested in her game and Edd yelling at Eduardo... Yeah, such a normal day. I was making some breakfast for everyone and looking out the window at Edd... Man, he looked hot when he was yelling and being mad...
"Come on Julia it's a joke!" Tord yelled laughing as Julia yelled back.
"Shut up henti boy!" She walked downstairs to see me checking out Edd. "Ooh! Someone's got the hots for Edd!" She smiled I gasped and looked at the bacon.
"What happened?"
"Henti boy thought it would be funny to throw my game at the wall... He owes me 50 dollars now." She said frustrated, my eyes widened.
"50 dollars!? What kind of game were you playing!?"
"A custom one I asked someone to make, it had the witches house, mad father, and Undertale in it... You know what? I'll be right back..." She said walking back up the stairs a couple of seconds later she heard Tord screaming in pain.
"That was my shoulder!"
"I don't give a damn!" She yelled back as they began arguing.
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Finally some time to look at- huh?
"Where'd he go?"
"I'm right here!" Edd said as I screamed, Tom shushed us. "I'm sorry I scared you." He said blushing rubbing his neck but I just smiled.
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"Oh, it's okay!" You hugged him out of nowhere you realized for a moment and blushed more please take me out of this life now...
You awkwardly let go and got the food on plates. It was eggs, mini pancakes and bacon. (You gave Edd the most bacon all the time...) Matt, Tord and Julia came down instinctively and began to eat. Tom was eating with a shot of vodka. You and Edd sat and ate in silence maybe he was weirded out by the hug? I don't know...
"So, I had made a discovery today!"
"Great. This should be good." Tom said downing the shot.
"Oh but it is~" he said I took a drink of f/d (favorite drink) as he was talking. "Y/n likes Edd! And Edd likes y/n!" I choked on my drink, as I coughed into my napkin while blushing Edd was blushing and babbling like a cutie. Tom, Julia and Tord were laughing really hard as Matt stood there with a smug grin on his face. As if saying "do it dude!"
"I I-I-I wanted to tell you sooner I swear!" He said loudly as everyone stopped what they were doing. I looked up.
"Huh?"
"I'm sorry, I wanted to tell you but... Could I be your cola king?" Edd tried saying, I smiled at him as my heart was going to burst out of my chest. I was gonna say yes but I suddenly had my lips on his. I took the chance to kiss him as he immediately excepted
"I love you my cola king." They were gawking at you and Julia was talking pictures of you two.
"So many memories!!!" Matt yelled
Bonus
Eduardo was looking though the kitchen window envious that Edd got y/n. He owed him fourteen bucks... Meanwhile Jon was outside at the park... I wonder why??
Woah, possible forshadowing for a Jon X reader!? (What??) ;)
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