After dinner with Sheila, which was kind of awkward with all her not so secret hints about witchcraft, I drove up to the grill. It was a bit early but I didn't want to miss the awkward first meeting between Mattie and Stefan. Seriously I needed some entertainment, and well I was living on a tv show I had to make the most of it.

Mattie saw me and walked up to greet me. "Hey Bon." He said, giving me a quick hug which I returned.

"Yo Mattie. What's up?" I replied, grinning at him while I took a seat on a nearby table.

"Well... you know, Elena..." He awkwardly replied, and I forced myself not to roll my eyes. Matt was a good guy, the only guy to remain human. Hell, I'm pretty sure that he'll eventually become the only human in this freakish town. He just had really bad taste in girlfriends.

Well, he did date Caroline but he dumped because of her vampire status. And he kind of dated Rebekah, but again didn't want something serious with a vampire. Basically, he was the traditional human that even though he accepted the supernatural he couldn't seriously deal with it.

"Seriously, you need to get laid or something. Feeling miserable about your ex isn't going to work forever you know." I replied, looking at his blue eyes.

"How is she doing?" He inquired, ignoring my advice and I let out a sigh.

"Her parents died, she's having a blast." I sarcastically replied, before quickly making a sign to Vicky that I wanted my usual, a hot chocolate with some marshmallows.

"Has she said anything about me?" He pleaded, giving me the damn puppy eyes.

"How the hell should I know? We've never been that close Mattie, you should ask Care I'm sure she wouldn't mind the gossip." I replied, because it was the truth. Maybe cannon Bonnie knew but I sure as hell didn't.

"Should I call her? Or text her or something?" He inquired once more, and I decided that I should start working as a psychiatrist on my free time.

"It might be weird to call her, maybe text her. She probably needs more time." I honestly replied, because calling your ex would be kind of weird.

"More time uh?" He asked, as he stared towards the front door. I turned around and saw Stelena exchanging cute little smiles. Damn woman you work fast, then again Elena is related to Katherine.

Mattie walked towards them and I watch from my seat, I'm still waiting for my hot chocolate. I still wanted to spy on them so I quickly murmured a hearing enhancing spell. It's good to be a witch.

"Hi, I'm Matt nice to meet you." I heard Mattie greet.

"Hi." Stefan replied, feeling the tension in the air. "Stefan."

"Hey." Elena greeted, giving her ex an awkward smile. I had to control myself from snorting.

"Hey."Mattie greeted back, before turning around and walking towards Tyler who's playing snooker.

"You look amused." Caroline said, taking a seat next to me as I cancelled the spell.

"Just watching Elena's ex and future boy toy meet for the first time." I replied, smirking. "It was like a freaking train wreck."

"Mean." She said, as Vicky finally arrived with my hot chocolate but I could see the amusement on her eyes.

"What's up with Elena and the new hot guy?" Vicky inquired, as she set my cup on the table.

"Don't know, don't care." I replied taking a sip from my drink, while Caroline rolled her eyes and said. "She already has her claws in."

"Damn." Vicky replied, glaring at the doppelganger, before leaving to serve another table. "She's already into the new guy in town, poor Mattie."

"I don't disagree." I murmured to myself, when I saw Stelena approaching our table. I hope I can control my mouth or I'm going to be spilling out ship name for the rest of my life.

"Hey guys." Elena greeted, waving her hand. "I hope you don't mind, this is Stefan. He's new in town so... I kind of invited him."

"Hi, don't worry Elena have a seat guys." Caroline replied, waving towards the empty chairs in our table.

"Yo." I greeted simply, before taking a long sip of my hot choco.

"That's Bonnie, she doesn't normally act like that ... she's just shy to new people. I'm Caroline Forbes." Caroline said, kicking me under the table. Who cares if I'm rude to him, I'm a witch it's almost expected of me to be rude towards vamps. Even If I don't hate vamps, Stefan still kind of annoys me with his Angel personality.

"I'm Stefan." He replied, while he shifted on his seat. I suppose he isn't used to someone as bubbly as Caroline, then again he should be. Lexi's way worse at the bubbly thing than Care.

"You say Stefan, but from now on you are Peaches to me." I said, receiving an amused glance from Care. I had taught her all about fandoms, she better have understood that Buffy reference.

"Peaches?" Elena inquired.

"There's this show with a depressed broody vampire that hates his nature and his nickname is Peaches. So from now on you're it." I replied without emotion on my face, but I could barely contain my amusement when he tensed at the V word, again.

"Oh god, she's at it again." Elena groaned, giving me a glare before looking at Stefan. "Sorry, she's always doing this. The show references and jokes."

Stefan relaxed, believing that I really didn't know about his vamp status before turning towards me. "What this show called? What's it about?"

"It's called Buffy the Vampire Slayer." Caroline replied first, and I could feel her amusement from across the table. She also found it funny to tease the vamp. Then again, she is my best friend for a reason.

"It's about a blonde perky cheerleader who finds out she's the vampire slayer and that it's her duty to protect the humans from evil." I replied, before snickering. "Think like this -Caroline's the Buffy to my Willow."

"Willow?" Stefan inquired, while Elena rolled her eyes at his interest on a tv show about vampires.

"She a witch that helps the slayer, then there's Xander who's human ... he's the Mattie to my Willow." I replied. "There's Oz the werewolf, I suppose he's Tyler. "

"But not the Oz to your Willow." Caroline snickered, and I glared. As if I would date Tyler, he's a freaking douche.

"Then who's Peaches?" Stefan asked.

"He's Angel, a vampire that was cursed with a soul by the gypsies. He hates his past deeds as a killer and tries to redeem himself by helping Buffy. He even has his own spin off. I kind of hate him." I replied, and I could see Stefan interest peek at my description of Angel. I suppose if anything he could relate.

"Why do you hate him?" The vampire inquired.

"Well, there the fact that he denies his past deeds. He even changed his name, from when he didn't have a soul. It's stupid. He regrets his actions but at the same time he puts the blame on the lack of his soul. While Spike without a soul was still a greater person and vampire than Angelus." I ranted out.

"Spike?" This time Elena inquired, I suppose she too was getting into our buffy conversation.

"He's a vampire that starts as Buffy's antagonist, but after a few seasons he falls in love with her even without a soul- which was something soulless Angel could never do. He even get's his soul back for her. He's awesome." Caroline replies for me, and I nod in agreement.

"He's also the one that gave Angel the Peaches nickname, which now will be my nickname for you Peaches." I added, grinning at the vampire. "If you really interested we can invite you for one of our binge watching nights. We haven't done a Buffy binge watching night in a while."

"Sure, it's sound interesting." Stefan replied, grinning back at me. I suppose that being nicknamed after a vampire also amuses him.

"So, where you born in Mystic Falls Stefan?" Caroline inquired, just to move the conversation along as she already knew he did.

"Mm-Hmm. And moved when I was still young." He replied, and I snickered at the 'young' part.

"Parents?" I asked, already knowing that his father was eaten by him and that crazy Lily was stuck in a prison world.

"My parents passed away." Stefan said, and I could feel the tension on his back. I suppose he still has a few issues with having killed his daddy.

"I'm sorry." Elena replied, giving him a somber look. "Any siblings?"

"None that I talk to. I live with my uncle." Peaches replied and I couldn't let that one get away from me.

"But you have some that you don't talk with ?" I inquired, almost smirking. Seriously how had none of them noticed his little slip on the show?

"It's complicated, I haven't seen him in a few years." Stefan replied, looking at me and I nodded. I couldn't tease him anymore after the depressed and tormented look he gave me.

"So, Stefan, if you're new, then you don't know about the party tomorrow." Caroline stated.

"It's a get-drunk-back-to-school kind of thing." I added.

"Are you going?" Stefan asked, turning towards Elena.

"Of course she's going." I replied for the doppelganger, If I remember correctly the party was kind of dramatic. Which means, amusing.

Elena looked at me shocked, but I ignored her and continued to sip on my hot chocolate. I had to get amusement from somewhere.