《Lion King 1 1/2 (Timon X Y/N)》Chapter 16: Hakuna Matata a Metaphor?
Advertisement
Timon, Y/N, and Pumbaa were about to jump from vines into the water when the movie was paused.
"Hey, Timon, Y/N, I got an idea. Let's do a sing-along," Pumbaa suggested.
"Oh, you tease. I love karaoke. I'm there," Timon agreed.
"Me too. Let's do it," Y/N said and they replayed the movie.
[ALL THREE:]
"Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze"
[Y/N:]
"It means no worries"
[TIMON:]
For the rest of your days"
"Wait a second," Timon stated, paused the movie, then asked, "Pumbaa, where's the grub?"
Pumbaa held his mouth open and the grub walked out of his mouth, dizzy.
"Oh, you just can't help yourself, can you?" Timon wondered.
"Sorry," Pumbaa apologized.
"It's okay, P," Y/N insisted.
"But this time, show a little self-control," Timon requested then played the movie.
[TIMON:]
"HAKUNA MATATA!"
[ALL THREE:]
"AHH!"
As the movie continued, they bungee jumped, did parachuting with huge leaves, then Timon and Y/N had dinner as Pumbaa served them. As they were eating worms, they didn't notice they had the same one and ended up kissing, making them blush. Then they all just danced across a log.
[ALL THREE:]
"It means no worries
For the rest of your days
It's our problem-free
Philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
Matata!
Hakuna!
Matata!
Hakuna!
Matata!
Hakuna!
Matata!
Hakuna!
Matata!
Hakuna!
Matata!"
Meanwhile, Rafiki met Ma and explained what happened to Timon and Y/N.
"Hahuna ma-what-a?" Ma asked.
Rafiki laughed then told her, "It means 'No worries'."
"I see," she replied.
"So, I told the two to find hakuna matata, you must look beyond what you see," he continued.
"Oh, a metaphor," Ma guessed.
"Well, actually, it's not a meta-" Rafiki started until Ma hit him on the head with a stick.
Advertisement
"You used a metaphor on Timon? He takes things literally. And while Y/N is with him, she will sometimes encourage him to try the metaphor. That's it. They're starving out there. I just know it," she remarked, pulling him to her, then shouted down a hole, "Max, Timon and Y/N are out there chasing metaphors. I've got to go find them."
"Are you nuts?!" Max yelled from underground.
"Nice to have a supportive family, isn't it?" Ma asked then said, "Well, here I go."
"Remember, the journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step," Rafiki informed.
"Thanks. Here's my first step," Ma replied then leapt on Rafiki's foot.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Advertisement
- In Serial67 Chapters
Magical Fantasy Land
"I wish I could just get whisked away from all my problems to live happily ever after in magical fantasy land. Who doesn't? ...What do you mean it's not all it's cracked up to be?" Yumi just wants to get by and maybe eke out a little bit of happiness, but the world around her seems intent on stopping that. Then, a little twist of fate gives her a new chance, in a new world. An awesome fantasy world where she can finally be free and live happily! Who cares if she doesn't know the language, there's some endless war, racists, threats of slavery, and the magic is nothing like she imagined? It couldn't possibly be any worse than where she came from, could it? Note: Contains System stuff with stats and levels and all that. Warnings: The content warnings are there for a reason, this one can get extremely dark/raunchy in a few places. Contains explicit 18+ scenes and other adult content.
8 627 - In Serial7 Chapters
Animus Smith
Zen Chardo is just your average highschool student, at least that's what he thinks but in reality he is quietly extraordinary. Its as if he only exists when interacted with, like he has no place in reality and if it was up to him he may well have faded into obscurity if not for those closest to him. Despite the otherworldliness of these embellishments Zen is in fact human and like all humans is drawn to others, it is through these bonds that he makes his mark on the world... or should I say worlds, for this is a story of adventure and magic in another world. A young man's quest to safeguard the future of those he cares about. This is the story of Zen, the Animus Smith.
8 237 - In Serial8 Chapters
Adventures of the Bearmon Trainer
Ronald Jackson, a 19-year-old college student, wakes up to a trainer ID sitting on his desk and a Legendary Pando chewing on his wallet under his bed. Will this lead to him becoming the best Bearmon Trainer in the world? Eh, probably not.
8 118 - In Serial13 Chapters
The Eternal in Twilight
The Multiverse diverged the moment The Celestial Tiamut - Communicator of The Celestials - fell to the very Eternals that were tasked to bring him forth.Ikaris, unable to live with what he had done, sought to end his life in the brilliance of the sun, but Arishem intervened at the last moment. The Multiverse was in trouble. Earth would soon be destroyed.And the Universe would soon follow - every Universe would soon follow.But there was a chance - a long-abandoned Celestial project. Where do you turn when the Multiverse is in trouble? Easy.... you turn to the Omniverse.And who better to send than the most loyal Eternal?
8 187 - In Serial13 Chapters
The Saiyan Immortal
Its the eave of the destruction of Planet Vegeta, a saiyan couple are in the nursery looking upon their child when they hear from Bardock of the incoming destruction and send their child off. Unfortunately the child never reached his destination as a space tear appeared in the pods trajectory and landed him in a world unlike any in the dbz universe. Read on as our unlikely protagonist grows strong in this world of kill or be killed. ps: I write this as something of a hobby. Its literally the first time I write a series. If you have constructive criticism go ahead. consider this a very rough draft. I also decided to put it up on Webnovel. I do not own DRAGONBALL. DragonBall is Owned by TOEI ANIMATION, Ltd. and Licensed by FUNimation Productions, Ltd.. All Rights Reserved. DragonBall, DragonBall Z, DragonBall GT and all logos, character names and distinctive likenesses thereof are trademarks of TOEI ANIMATION, Ltd, Fuji TV, Akira Toriyama, FUNimation.
8 124 - In Serial32 Chapters
draco's the type ☹
❝ honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backward. ❞ - draco malfoy. draco's the type of [...][highest ranks]#460 in humor.#328 in humor.#430 in humor.
8 211

