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aart press

it had been four days since haley and timothée reunited with sienna, and three days since they returned her to his mom and moved into a hotel. their movie was about to premiere and both of them had lots of dual interviews that were to be done online, with the exception of two or three interviewers visiting them in person.

"you're gorgeous. have i told you that?" it was early in the morning, and timmy woke up to the sight of haley beside him. her hair was strewn on the pillow and she was blinking to adjust her eyes to the dim light that was streaming in through cracks of the windows that their curtains failed to cover. the two of them had a little one-on-one dinner the night before after a tiring day of press interviews (like a little sort of date thing) and before they knew it, the term 'taking it slow' had flown out the window.

"if i remember correctly, it was all you were able to tell me last night." haley mumbled, turning around to look at him. "don't, you have sleepy breath." she added, when she saw him make a move to kiss her. he frowned.

though the two of them (and the rest of the cast for that matter) each had their own rooms, haley and timmy would somehow manage to end up in each other's room for the night which was why both their agents would try knocking on each of their doors every morning; if one didn't answer, it meant they were in the opposite room.

"big press day today," he said in a singsong tone, tracing little lines along her bare waist.

"mm," she agreed. "thirst tweets."

"i'd rather not think about that."

"i'm doing it with you, remember?"

"i know, but i also know mine are gonna be worse."

"that's true." haley said.

five hours later, the two found themselves seated in a large car, being whisked off to the buzzfeed headquarters in new york. "you can start!" one of the crew members said with a smile, once they were standing in front of a blue backdrop. "typical intro, that sort of thing."

"hi buzzfeed, my name is haley leneghan," she smiled awkwardly, while timothée made it a point to look anywhere but the camera. she nudged him with her elbow.

"i'm timothée chalamet."

"and today we're here to read thirst tweets."

"also known as the cause of my death, if you don't see me in a few days then it means i've climbed into the hole i dug." timothée finished. "this is gonna be bad!" he sang, slinging an arm over haley's shoulder.

"i'll attend your funeral." haley told him, with something that seemed like sincerity but also sarcasm. "I'll bring flowers, i'll mourn for you..."

"i appreciate it." he nodded.

"you go first." haley said, nudging him again. they had their phones out, ready to read a couple photos of tweets taken from twitter.

"see, the good thing about doing this with you is that i have to read less of these. if i were to do it alone i know that i'd be suffering."

"read it!" she prodded, not letting him prolong it any longer.

"fuck, fine." he sighed, turning to his phone. "timothée chalamet saying good girl in ladybird gave me a praise kink."

and that tweet pretty much set the stage for the rest of the others.

afterwards, the two of them landed at the wired headquarters, where they were gonna answer the web's most searched questions.

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Timothée Chalamet & Haley Leneghan Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions | WIRED

(not the whole thing lol that would be long)

"you know, my brother did this before. like, four years ago? and it's got lots of views, i think it's one of the most viewed videos on this channel..."

*indistinct talking from out of camera view*

"oh, it's still the most viewed video on this channel, cool!"

"hi, my name is haley leneghan."

"i'm timothée chalamet."

"and today we're gonna be doing the wired autocomplete interview." they said together.

"you first?" haley asked, pulling out one of the boards that lay in front of them on the floor. "did timothée chalamet'." she read out loud, as she pulled off the first tape sticker. "did timothée chalamet... win an oscar?"

"no."

"but he has been nominated twice. you'll win someday." haley told him.

"did timothée chalamet... make love to a peach for call me by your name." haley grimaced. "who says that?"

"no one says that," timmy agreed. "it sounds weird. but yes, i did have sex with a peach for the movie."

"that's how you get an oscar nomination everyone, take notes."

"did timothée chalamet get a bowl cut."

"yes i did, for my movie the king." he replied. "you'd think it was horrible, but you know... no one cares!"

"did timothée chalamet... rap in highschool?"

he hesitated. "yes. that's all i'm gonna say, i wasn't good or anything and i'm still haunted by my highschool self so please spare yourself by resisting the urge to search them up."

"they're masterpieces, i recommend watching them."

"please do not."

"your turn!" timmy said, accepting haley's board with delight. "'who haley leneghan' questions, alright. who is haley leneghan... nothing. who is haley leneghan?" there was no sticker to peel off.

"who is she? i dunno, let's see..."

"she's a two-time oscar winner," timothée said helpfully. "she's a very talented actress, a great dog mom, what else?"

"i'm a sister, i'm a friend, i like thinking about the meaning of life, but not right now in front of a camera because there'll be people watching this."

"understandable."

"who is haley leneghan dating 2023... who are you dating in 2023?" he asked teasingly. the two of them had been seen out and about by paparazzi in the past week and some pictures of them kissing briefly while on a walk with sienna had been released a couple days prior, so they were fine with acting a bit flirty around each other.

"no one else gets asked these questions, what the hell?" haley tried to laugh it off. she was fine with the public knowing that she was with timmy, but she didn't want to say it explicitly and she knew that he didn't either.

"who is haley leneghan's... dog. did you have a dog?" he asked, frowning.

haley grinned. "i did have a dog. her name was rosie, and she's six feet under, has been for a good twelve years, but thanks for bringing back wonderful memories."

"oh my god."

"my brother got asked this, can't you tell? rosie wasn't mine, finn made it very clear that she was his dog and not mine, so guess who gave it to his ten year old ass because i'm a good sister like that?"

"but you have another dog now." he said, grinning like an idiot.

"we do, sienna. i love her."

"who is haley leneghan's favorite character?"

"like, character that i've played or character in general?" she asked him.

"do both."

"well, i don't think paris counts 'cause she was a real person... but if i would choose, it would probably be april may or addie larue."

"addie is for a movie that we finished filming recently, it'll hopefully come out next year." timmy added, for viewer context.

long time no update, sorry anyways please check out my other

timmy fic 'the waiting room' since

this one's gonna be coming to an end

real soon. also peep the lil edit i made

for the thirst tweets vid aha aha ft. a tweet

from niña

I MISS YOU, I'M SORRY