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I had the craziest dream last night. I don't- I don't even know if it's legal. Ok it is. But it was a crazy dream. I don't even know how to feel about it.

It's all I've been able to think about since I woke up this morning. You might be wondering what the dream was about, well it's complicated. Not really.

The dream was about Natasha. Which is no surprise because she's all I can think about lately. No seriously, I have a big fat crush on her.

So the dream started off with me on the beach. And then out of nowhere this hot red headed woman appeared. Can you guess who it is? Fucking Natasha Fucking Romanoff.

The dream was like a scene from bay watch or something. And all I can think of is her walking out of the sea,in a tight black bikini with wet hair. The mere thought of it is just-

So here I am sitting on the kitchen counter and questioning my whole life. "You're weirdly quiet..." Wanda said turning away from the stove. Her pancakes are the best.

"Yeah I'm just hungry." I answered trying to sound realistic and convincing. One mistake and the bitch can simply read my mind. Which I don't want her to do.

"You're always hungry." She chuckled and raised a brow at me. I smiled at her in return. After a few more minutes she placed the pancakes on the table and we sat down.

"You know you can't lie to me y/n, I know you too well." She said out of nowhere. I took a bite of my pancake and furrowed my brows. "I dunno what you're talking about Wands-"

"Am I gonna have to read your mind or-" "WAIT OK-" I interrupted nearly choking on my food. I can't have her knowing what was going on in my head that's just, no.

I sighed and thought about it for a second. "Ok so I had a dream-" I started but immediately started to blush thinking about it. She started giggling at me. "Uh oh, you're blushing-" she chuckled.

I buried my face in my hands. "It was about...about...Natasha..." I said quietly slowly looking up at her. She had a mischievous smirk plastered on her face.

"WANDA WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!" I asked worryingly. "You took too long to get to the point, so I read your mind-" she laughed and kept smirking at me.

I just knew for a fact that my whole face was red. How dare she, just because she's advanced and all 'freaky' with her stupid little physicic powers.

"WANDA!" I shout at her loudly. "You, my friend, have a very imaginative imagination." She said still smirking at me. I groaned at her loudly and shoved another piece of pancake in my mouth.

"Don't even- Wanda what the fuck am I going to do?" I asked with concern. "I don't know? Why don't you tell her?" She answered as she took a bite of her food. I honestly couldnt tell if she was kidding or not.

"No. This isn't funny! I'm seriously affected!" I stated dramatically and buried my face in my hands again. She laughed at me again.

"Come on, literally everyone knows you have a crush on her it's so obvious. Plus, Natasha's single, and it's not like she's straight or anything-" she addressed. Am I fuck going to ask her out.

"Hell no. You are out of your damn freakish mind! And since when is she into girls?" I asked looking up at her again. "Surely you would know judging on how much you stare at her. Y/n, the girl is as straight as you and I are-" she said rolling her eyes at me.

"So bent as fuck? Doesn't matter anyway, it's not fucking happening." I said shaking my head. "Well, you want it to." She addressed and smirked at me again.

I shook my head no and gave her a disgusted face. "Stop acting like you don't want to see her in her underwear." She chuckled at me which caused me to give her an unimpressed look

"WANDA STOPIT! Besides, I basically have, you know in my dreams because I saw her in a bikini-" I remarked. "Doesn't count. A bikini is different to her Lacey bralette and thong?" She said finishing eating more of her food.

"DONT- no stop. I would be lying if I said I didn't want to tell her how I feel. Hey, how about you do it for me?" I asked excitedly. She furrowed her brows at me. "What are you 8? Come on y/n be a big girl and ask the girl out." She said.

I groaned at her. "No. She's gonna reject me and I'm gonna cry about it." I said jokingly but also kinda seriously. "Well, at least then, if she rejects you, it will give you some time to get over her? Maybe stop having heated dreams about her?" She said smirking at me.

"Shhh! Wanda that isn't funny what if she were to reject me I would actually cry." I said seriously.

"Stop being such a baby y/n. Honestly just grow a pair of fucking balls and do it. You have literally nothing to lose. And trust me, I wouldn't be suggesting you to do this if I thought she was going to reject you." She said which made me feel better but also worse at the same time?

I sighed and took a sip of my juice. Before I could even say or think about anything else Natasha walked in. "Hey-" she said which caused me to drop my fork and look at Wanda like I had just seen a fucking ghost.

"Hi Nat-" Wanda said grinning at her happily. Smug little bitch. She sat at the end of the table so she was basically in between me and Wanda. Suddenly all I could think about was her in a swimsuit again.

She looked hot right now though. As always. She had probably just finished training cause she looked sweaty. But it was hot. She was wearing a tank top which showed her cleavage. I'm looking respectfully.

"What are you guys talking about?" She said, but she was only looking at me. "Oh nothing just that y/n had this crazy dr-" before Wanda could even Finnish I aggressive kicked her leg which caused her to stop and gasp in pain.

"Ow- bitch-" she muttered quietly. Natasha was just sat there confused. I was not about to watch this Sokovian whore spill out all my feelings to her, even if she meant good.

"How was training?" Wanda asked trying to change the subject. The both of them talked to each other for a bit, I was in too much of a trance to pay attention though.

"You okay?" I suddenly felt a hand on my thigh which caused me to immediately wake up from my day dream. "Yeah I'm alright-" I said not even looking the red head in the eye.

I looked up to see Wanda smirking at me. She probably read my mind again and knew that I was thinking about Nat. Bitch.

I noticed that her hand was still placed on my thigh, suddenly I was blushing again. Someone please shoot me so I can die and never have to be in a situation like this again. Thanks.

"Why are you blushing?" Wanda teased knowing damn well why I was fucking blushing. "I'm not blushing-" I practically growled at her. She was right though, I was blushing.

"It's hot in here-" I said looking over at Nat defensively, but it just made me even more nervous. "Hey you know what we should do-" Wanda said smiling.

I don't even wanna know. Like bitch keep your manic ideas to yourself you are doing me harm here. "We should all go to the beach together, we could invite Carol and Val and-" she literally went on and on and named everyone.

I can't believe she brought up the beach. Now all I can think about is my stupid fucking dream again.

"That's a great idea- I got this new bikini and-" Nat added to what wanda was saying. I swear god tests me everyday, and clearly today he was feeling risky. I will not hesitate to burn a bible if you don't get me out of this situation dear god.

"Oh my god how about we all go like next weekend? Y/n, you in?" Wanda asked. "No." I replied blankly. I simply wasn't comprehending what was going on.

"Why not love?" Nat asked which caused my insides to twirl around like there was no tomorrow. I hate to get all poetic or whatever, but that's what it felt like.

"Cmon y/n. This is your dream come true!" Wanda chuckled at me. "WANDA MAXIMOFF I SWEAR TO GOD-" I shouted at her like a mad woman.

"STOP!" I said furrowing my brows at her. "What? I'm not the one having scandalous dreams-" she rolled her eyes and tried to contain her laughter.

Poor Nat was just sat there in confusion. I groaned at her and buried my face in my hands again. "Y/n do you have a crush on someone?" Nat asked with a smirk.

"Oh yeah she does-" Wanda chimed. "Well, who's the lucky girl?" She asked again. "Oh you wouldn't believe me if I told you-" Wanda laughed.

"I hope you rot." I said dramatically. I was seriously pissed at that little Sokovian devil though.

"Take a guess-" Wanda carried on. "Hm...Carol?" Nat guessed which cause Wanda to laugh. "Nope not quite." "K games over. Bye now-" I said about to leave the table but before I could leave Wanda used her stupid little powers to keep me in my chair.

I sighed in defeat. Well. This is where I die. Goodbye earth. This is where I get absolutely rejected and laughed at. Bye.

"Uhh...oh- it's not...Pepper...is it?" Nat asked with slight concern. "Nope. Y/n isn't that brave. Wouldn't wanna dream about a married woman now would she." Wanda smirked. She was really feeling herself today huh.

They went on and on and on, by now Nat had guessed literally every woman, including Wanda. "What? Is there someone I'm missing? It's not a guy is it?" She asked with pure disgust. As she should though.

"Nope- come on Nat. Aren't you supposed to be an ex-assassin spy or whatever?" Wanda said. She looked deep into my eyes for what felt like forever. Oh shit. Does she know. Has she figured it out yet?

"I'm lost-" She said turning back to Wanda. "I'll give you a hint. She really likes this person. Everytime she's with this person she gets all nervous and quiet, and less annoying."

I was blushing at her words. They were true, which is really annoying. "Whenever she isn't with this person, she's all She can think about. She's too much of a fucking pussy to ask this person out, which is stupid cause I know she likes her back." Wanda said smiling at me.

Nat furrowed her brows and turned towards me again. I sighed. Well its all out now anyways so what have I got to lose?

"It's you Natasha. You're my 'crush'. You're the person that makes me nervous and happy and... well I really like you, I guess?" I said looking into her eyes.

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So this has a shitty ending but deal with it I guess cause idk what to write. I fell in front of my art teacher today and she's hot and it was embarrassing for me pls I wanted to die and I want to die just thinking about it makes me want to die. I have art tomorrow and the woman loves taking the piss out of me so if she brings that up I will actually kick her. Kidding. K bye.

-mim

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