《Natasha Romanoff one-shots // Natasha x reader ;)》drunk
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Stark was throwing another one of his stupid parties. It was late and I decided I would go and look for Y/n soon. I was with her earlier, but she left, probably to go and drink. I hate it when she was drunk. She was such a cheap-drinking. She was out after a few shots.
I walk into one of the lounges and see her sitting with Tony,Carol and Wanda. I could tell just by looking at her that she was off her head. "Hey" I say,sitting next to y/n. "Heey babeeee!" She says leaning on me. "Jesus how much did you drink?" I ask looking up at the others.
"Natty take a sip!" She says grabbing her glass and shoving it in my face. "No Y/n- you know I dont drink-" I answer wrapping my arm around her. "Yeah I think someones had a little too much to drink." Carol smiled at her. "Yeah. Nat, you alcoholic!" Y/n says rolling eyes at me. I just laugh at her ignorance.
"Arent you tired baby?" I Question, looking down at her. "Nope." She answers, standing up wobbly. She goes over to one of the minibars,nearly tripping and grabs another glass. "Y/n." I warn giving her a look.
"One moreeee-" she whines practically falling back down with her full glass. "No, baby you've had too much to drink already!" I say trying to pull it away from her. "No! Im not even drunk!" She shouts, taking a sip of her drink. I snatch it out of her hand and place it far away on the table.
"NAT! StOPiiiit!" She whined, trying to reach over for the glass. "Y/n no! You're literally unable to walk properly!" I argue at her. She just whines and mumbles things I dont understand. "Come on, bed." I say carrying her.
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She whines and squirms as i carry her over to our room. I place her on the bed, take off her shoes and clothes and put on some pjs. I tuck her in, and lie next to her.
After a few second I can feel her squirming around. "Natty-" she whispers. "Whatty?" I answer, turning over to face her. "Im not sleepy!" She says still whispering. "I dont care. Go to sleep." I start closing my eyes again. She just squirms more.
"Y/n! Stop dancing around!" I groaned. She just mumbles at me. I close my eyes again. After a few seconds i feel fer poke my nose. "What are you doing?" I ask opening my eyes. She just pokes my nose again. "Y/nnn go to sleep!"
"nO no No no nO NoOooOOAOENEOEOEO" she says shuffling around. I just groan at her annoyance. "Can we go back to Stark Mans party pleaseeesees-" "No y/n. Your gonna regret getting so drunk when you wake up tomorrow."
I shuffle closer to her and hug her tightly so she cant move. She just sighs. "Tasha im horny..." she says looking up at me. "No you're not." I groan with my eyes still closed. "Mmmfmfm yeah. Y/n is horny." She said giggling. "Y/nn! Please just cuddle me." I pout at her. I let go of her so that she can be comfortsble.
She closes her eyes for about 5 minutes, before booping my nose again. I just groan at her. "Natasha Segggs!" She laughes, poking my nose again. "Nooooo! I'm not doing this now baby." I say stroking her hair. She continued to protest. "Please cuddles?" I ask stroking her cheek. She just hums in response, pushing her body close to my chest.
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After calming her down for a while I noticed that she's finally dozing off. I love it when she's like this. It's not that I didn't want sex, I just didn't want to take advantage of her. The both of us cuddled like that all night.
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I have absolutely gotten an E on my maths test lmao. Literally everyone failed it and my friend was crying and I started laughing at her about it even though I felt like crying I wasn't about to cry in class that's scary. Also thanks for 1k reads thats crazyyyyyy. Oh yeah and if anyone has like specific things they want me to write about lmk cause I have loads of time now. Okereyyy bye
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