《Natasha Romanoff one-shots // Natasha x reader ;)》Avengers gc pt.2
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Sexy Romanoff:
Y/N!
Oi y/n! Where tf are all my hoodies ?
Y/N!
Y/N:
In my room where they belong.
Sexy Romanoff:
No. I said you could have one. I gave you ONE of my hoodies and suddenly all of them have dissapeared.
Y/N:
Wow what a strange occurance...🤔
Sexy Romanoff:
🙄
Toe knee:
Go to sleep children its 2am
Sexy romanoff:
No 🔪
Toe knee:
Why?
SexyRomanoff:
Cause im too busy fucking Y/n.
Y/n:
N-no, shes not i swear-
Toe knee:
...
MAXIPAD:
Oh-
Sexy Romanoff:
😉
Y/N:
STOP
Sexy romanoff:
Dont tell me to stop princess, ill stop when i feel like it.
MAXIPAD:
Oh-
Y/N:
...
Toe knee:
Pls sleep.
Sexy Romanoff:
What is it Y/n/n? Can't handle it?
Y/N:
No. I'm handling it just fine.
MAXIPAD:
Hm. I doubt that.
Y/N:
WANDA NO STFU
Sexy Romanoff:
You shouldn't swear at Wanda like that it's not nice. 🙄
Y/N:
Oh fuck off u skank
Sexy Romanoff:
Excuse me?
Toe knee:
You have been excused. 😇
MAXIPAD:
Tony hush it's getting interesting.
Y/N:
Dirty Skank.
Sexy Romanoff:
I don't like it when you use that tone with me bubs 😐
Y/N:
What u gonna do about it then hm.
Sexy Romanoff:
Punish you.
Y/N:
Excuse me?
Clit:
THIS IS A GROUP CHAT
Sexy Romanoff:
You've been naughty y/n.
Y/N:
Oh really?
Sexy Romanoff:
Oh yeah. You've been a bad girl y/n.
MAXIPAD:
I'm going to sleep now...
Green giant:
OH-
Sexy Romanoff:
Now am I going to have to come to your room?
Y/N:
No...
Sexy Romanoff:
Good.
Y/N:
I mean, only if you want to?
Sexy Romanoff:
What makes you think I would want to hang out with you at nearly 3am?
Y/N:
Gee, I don't know...😉
Sexy Romanoff:
I don't know what kind of stunt you're pulling here, but you're aren't getting fucked tonight princess.
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Y/N:
Well- I wasn't planning on getting fucked by you...
Sexy Romanoff:
Sure you weren't, everyone on this gc caught you in 4K
Toe knee:
We have a mission tomorrow GO TO BED.
Y/N:
No.
Sexy Romanoff:
Why are you up anyway old man?
Toe knee:
Cause I can.
MAXIPAD:
Literally no one is asleep rn.
Green Giant:
Literally.
Toe knee:
Wait...are all of you awake?
MAXIPAD:
Well vision and I are
Sexy Romanoff:
Steve,Bucky, Carol and Peter are also awake.
Toe knee:
Spider kid go to bed its past your bedtime!
Y/N:
What? Where was my invite?
Sexy Romanoff:
Your invite doesn't exist.
Y/N:
:(
Maxipad:
Aw, Nat you better invite her:(
Sexy Romanoff;
No. You're NFI
Y/N:
'NFI'?
Sexy Romanoff:
Ur so slow, it means 'not flipping invited'
Y/N:
:(
*Y/N left the chat*
Maxipad:
Natasha >:(
Sexy Romanoff:
What
Maxipad:
That was mean, she just wants to be with you.
Sexy Romanoff:
No.
Toe knee:
Aw Romanoff that was not nice >:(
Sexy Romanoff:
Go to bed.
*flying gay added y/n*
Flying gay:
Y/nnnnn don't listen to her we thought u were w Thor :(
Y/N:
No Thor's been asleep for hours.
Spider Kid:
Pls come to my room and join us Y/nnn
Sexy Romanoff:
No dont.
Y/N:
No. Im unnwanted there.
Sexy Romanoff:
Yes indeed u are.
Flying gay:
No pls come over Y/n
Y/N:
No im busy
Sexy Romanoff:
Good.
Flying gay:
Busy? Its 3am ur not busy stop lying and come to Peters room.
Toe knee:
Exactly its 3am and it doesnt matter where anyone is sleeping everyone just needs to close their eyes, count some sheep, and sleep.
Sexy Romanoff:
Stfu
*Flying gay removed 'Sexy romanoff'*
Spider Kid:
Oof
Help she looks angry
Flying gay:
Y/N im coming to ur room get ur pillow ready
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Y/N:
No. Nat doesnt want me there
Flying gay:
She does shes just being a cow
Y/N im outside i dont wanna wake Thor up.
Y/n?
Fine im coming in.
Frisbee man:
Where r u guys?
Y/N:
I was just dragged out of my room.
Frisbee man:
Where r u guys?
Y/N:
Snacks.
Spidey kid:
K
Guys Nat isnt happy im going to add her back k?
*spidey kid added 'sexy romanoff'*
Flying gay:
Uh oh
Sexy Romanoff:
Why tf did u remove me?
Y/N:
Cause ur a gank
Sexy Romanoff:
Fuck you, youre irrelevant and NFI
Flying gay:
Natasha i will not hesitate to remove u again 🙄
Sexy Romanoff:
K so where r u?
Y/N:
We just answered that
Sexy Romanoff:
K WELL I WAS REMOVED FROM THE GC SO I DIDNT SEE THE TEXTS
Toe knee:
Pls sleep i dont want Nat to be angrier than she is right now.
Sexy Romanoff:
🔪
Toe knee:
Stop.
Flying gay:
Were on our way back to Petes room i got snacks cause it was the only way to bribe y/n.
Sexy Romanoff:
Ofc it was 🙄
Maxipad:
I just heard someone scream really loud.
Green giant:
Sorry it was Y/N, i thought it would be funny if i scared her 👹
Maxipad:
Purr
~*~*~*~*~*~
"You acctually invited her here?" Nat groaned as I sat on the bed by Peter. I gave her the side eye and pulled my blanket over myself.
"Yes, we all invited her." Carol cheered as she flicked through Netflix.
"Well i didnt invite her, am i not classified as-" "Natasha stop being so childish-" Tony interrupted as he casually skipped in the room and sat down on one of the bean bags.
We all looked at eachother with confusion cause he was the one begging us to sleep, but here he was. "What we watching?" I asked
"MAMA MIA!" Peter shouted. Everyone else agreed except for Tony. "Oh shut up Tony your opinion is irrelevant-" Nat snapped at him.
Steve and Bucky were cuddling with eachother on a bean bag that was next to Tony. "I freaking love this movie!" Peter chuckled.
Peter and I started singing one of the songs quite loudly. "Shut the fuck up were trying to watch the movie!" Nat shouted.
We just ignored her and carried on for the rest of the song. Once we were done everyone clapped, except for Nat.
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I wrote the first half of this god knows when, but I had no idea where to end it tbh so yeah that's that. I burnt my finger on a stove today which was fun. Stay safe x
-mim
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