╔═━────━*.·:·.☾ ⧗ ☽.·:·.*━────━═╗

*y/n sent a photo*

Toe knee:

What

Sparkles:

WHATINTHEDEVILWHAT

IM SORRY

Flying gay:

I'm gay tho?

What

Y/n:

Nahh you impregnated Thor.

*y/n sent a photo*

Toe knee:

Natasha is going to kill u for that.

Clit:

Nats legs rn -👉👈

Y/n:

💀

SPARKLES:

I CAN SPEAK SIMLISH

low key:

Be quiet you odd being.

Sexy Romanoff:

Y/N WHAT THE FUCK

Y/n:

Bye

Sexy Romanoff:

Clint ur dead too u piece of shit

Clit:

Bye

Wanda Maximilf:

What is going on in that picture

Y/n:

Wdym nats just built different

*sexy Romanoff left the chat*

Y/n:

That's what she gets for mocking me.

Toe knee stank:

Y can't u both just get along it's rlly annoying.

*green giant added sexy romanoff*

Sexy Romanoff:

FUCK OFF

Spider kid:

Zaddy chill 🥶

Clit:

Say sorry.

Sexy Romanoff:

No

Y/n:

What did Nat do this time

Sexy Romanoff:

You mind ur own fucking business. You have an IQ of a fucking zebra.

Y/n:

Cool.

Sexy Romanoff:

Not even a zebra. A fucking snail.

Y/n:

K

Green giant:

Nat threatened me with a gun 😜

Toe knee:

Girl what

Clit:

Me too.

Wandas vibrator:

Y/n will you stop connecting me to the Bluetooth.

Y/n:

No.

Frisbee boy:

VISHAWNNNM

NATASHA DID WHAT NOW

Clit:

I saved the photo that y/n sent and she said if I didn't delete it she would shoot my nuts off.

Spider kid:

Deeznuts

Sexy Romanoff:

We should all kill y/n

Frisbee boy:

Want me to send you a wikihow link? Wikihow is cool it helped me train my dog. 😎😎😎😎

Y/n:

Excuse me

Do I look like a fucking dog to you

Sexy Romanoff:

Act like one

Y/n:

Literally how

Sexy Romanoff:

You eat with your hands. You smell. You always leave your things everywhere. You always sit on the couch.

Y/n:

WHAT

AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT WITH MY MF TOES OR SOMETHING?

Sexy Romanoff:

Idc just stop making a mess and do it quietly. Close ur mouth when u eat.

Y/n:

Also, I sit on the couch? AM I SUPPOSED TO SIT ON THE FLOOR?

I do actually shower so I don't smell.

You know, you're the fucking dog.

Bucket:

Steve, this is ur fault

Sexy Romanoff:

Oh, I'm the dog now?

Y/n:

Mhm

You be barking

Also u bite

Sexy Romanoff:

Shut up you would bark for me.

*y/n sent a photo*

Spider kid:

Ned doesn't like you.

Y/n:

Yes he does what

Spider kid:

No. Ned likes me more.

Metal Frisbee man:

Stop photoshopping people 😡😡😡😡

It's mean

And it isnt cool

Inappropriate

Bucket:

Wifey I love you but shut the fuck up

Y/n:

Beefing

*y/n sent a photo*

Wandas vibrator:

Wanda darling?

SPARKLES:

HLEOOOO

Wanda maximilf:

😐

Sexy Romanoff:

Hahahahahahhahaha

Wanda Maximilf:

You shut the fuck up.

*wanda Maximilf sent a photo*

Sexy Romanoff:

FUCK OFF WANDA ILL KILL YOU.

Y/n:

Run

*sexy Romanoff sent a photo*

Wanda Maximilf:

DON'T GET VIS INVOLVED 😐

Sexy Romanoff:

Or what

Y/n:

Yeah. Or what

Sammy wammy:

Be carefuuuuul. She might do her witchy voodo shit on u 😳😳😳

Y/n:

Guys she might kidnap us and control our minds 😏😳

Sexy Romanoff:

Wiggly woo magic into our minds

Wanda Maximilf:

CAN U NOT

Sexy Romanoff:

Or what tho

Y/n:

Seriously or what wanda

Wanda Maximilf:

I'll read ur mind.

Sexy Romanoff:

Good luck. There's not a lot of thinking that goes on up there.

Y/n:

EXCUSE ME U BITCH

Wanda Maxlimilf:

Y/n is always thinking ✨thoughts✨

Clit:

🤔

Y/n:

Girl what u talking about ? 🤔

I know ur sokovian or whatever but pls speak English

Sexy Romanoff:

Wanda just told me about the things you think about 😏

Y/n:

HUH

Sexy Romanoff:

Oh yeah😏

Y/n:

WHAT

STOP WHAT DID U TELL HER WANDA

Sexy Romanoff:

You know damn well. Naughty girl. 😈

*y/n left the chat*

SPARKLES:

Y/N IS BLUSHING SO HARD RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT HEHE

Sexy Romanoff:

Good.

*toe knee stank added y/n*

Y/n:

Fuck off

Toe knee stank:

Be quiet it's interesting

Sexy Romanoff:

Y/n is just acting up right now isn't she

Y/n:

You keep your mouth shut

Sexy Romanoff:

That's not what you wanted when you were thinking about me in that meeting😏😐

Y/n:

WHWRES TF IS WANDA IM GOING TO KICK HER

*y/n sent a photo*

Y/n:

Agatha> Wanda

Wanda Maximilf:

That's not funny 😐

Y/n:

No?

I laughed.

Toe knee:

Me too tbh

Wandas vibrator:

That's because you're both horrible people

Y/n:

K lol

Sexy Romanoff:

Haha

Y/n:

Hi Nat ❤️

Sexy Romanoff:

Hi y/n 😈

Wanda Maximilf:

Poor sparky ;(

Y/n:

Agatha is hotter than u

Sammy wammy:

Dang

SPARKLES:

SPARKY IS LIKE ME. THORS NAME BUT DIFFERENT.

Toe knee:

Well done thunder man

Sexy Romanoff:

I wanna meet Agatha.

Wanda Maximilf:

Tf is wrong w u No you don't

Y/n:

Yes. Agatha > Wanda

Sammy wammy;

Agatha is based tbh

Wandas vibrator:

Stop.

Wanda Maxipad:

Stfu y/n you can't even get Natasha in ur bed cause ur too scared.

Spider kid:

Yikes 🥲

Sexy Romanoff:

Huh? She could if she wanted to. Just because ur jealous. 🙄

Toe knee skank:

Dang

Y/n:

what r u implying...

Sexy Romanoff:

Stop acting dumb

Y/n:

🤨

Low key:

Lesbian seggy times

#threesome

Wanda Maximilf:

No. Not a threesome. They're both too scared to even hook up. Also why would I be jealous I have a boyfriend.

Y/n

More like a microwave.

Wait isn't he ur husband ? 💀💀

Sammy wammy:

Dang

Facts tho

Sexy romanoff:

Maybe we're hooking up rn. None of ur business tho is it witchy?

Clit:

😏

Y/n:

What I've been saying

SAMMY WAMMY:

R we gonna ignore how Wanda called vision her bf and not her husband 💀💀

Toe knee skank:

Oh boy...

Y/n:

VISION UR WIFE FORGOT ABOUT YOU U FILTHY SLAG

Wanda Maximilf:

WTF

metal frisbee man:

VISAWNNN

Wandas vibrator:

It was a mistake I'm sure

Y/n:

No she's having an affair she's a cheat

Wanda Maximilf:

NO IM NOT?!!

Sexy Romanoff:

U are tho

Did u forget u were married?

Wanda Maximilf:

Did u forget ur on the domestic terrorist watchlist?

Y/n:

I'm dead

Clit:

Not the domestic terrorist watchlist 😭😭🤣

Sexy Romanoff:

No, I didn't forget actually.

Wanda Maximilf:

Ok so fuck right off then or I'll phone the police on u

Y/n:

WHAT

Toe knee skank:

Nats gona get arrested boys

Bucket:

LETS GOOOO

y/n:

Wanda stfu I'll call Agatha on you

Wanda Maximilf:

Oh so ur getting ur new gf involved are u Natasha?

Y/n:

No I'm involving myself I'm not her gf

Wanda Maximilf:

Well U act like it

Flying gay:

#feminism

Sexy romanoff:

I'm dialling her number rn u better back the fuck up

Clit:

She actually is tho 💀

Wanda Maximilf:

Well I'm dialling the motherfucking police on you to get ur ugly ass arrested for good

Sexy Romanoff:

Nah Wanda babes you've lost this one. I could phone the police on you and tell them you've been violating y/ns head by invading her privacy with ur dumb wiggly magic.

Wanda Maximilf:

Well good luck with that, because the second they hear you atrocious man voice they'll track down ur fucking location and get the government on you.

Y/n:

Not the man voice

Toe knee stank:

Y are they beefing 😭

Green giant:

I honestly don't know, I just read the chats and I'm confused.

Wanda Maximilf:

Also where tf did u get her number from?

Sexy Romanoff:

Well ur bf, or ur husband, I don't even know anymore gave it to me.

SAMMY WAMMY:

Oh we're dragging vision into this now lmao

Wanda Maximilf:

Wtf? Why would u even get vis involved?

Sexy Romanoff:

Cause ur a fucking threat to me so I'm going to get that son of a bitch over to beat ur ass

Y/n:

How do u even get on the domestic terrorist watchlist

Wanda Maxipad:

Be quiet you literal rat you're on it too.

Y/n:

Skank

Clit:

Oh how the turns have tabled.

Sexy Romanoff:

Are you stupid? Seriously wanda, I knew you were dumb, but wow. You clearly don't know your husband/bf very well do you? Did you forget that he's a literal computer? He's a good source of info.

*wanda Maxipad left the chat*

Sexy romanoff:

As she fucking should.

*.·:·.☾ ⧗ ☽.·:·.*

a/n

my period is so fucked in the head. i don't remember writing this and so I'm not gonna bother to try and end it cause idk what was going on in my head when I wrote it. i had to go on a kayak today and roam around the ocean like a fucking beast. It was painful, but I got to push my bald ass teacher off his motherfucking paddle board (he didn't drown) and so it was so worth it. anyways stay safe whores x 🦆

-mim