If you swear A lot like me sometimes and you love cars then this is your fanfic

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Buzzzz

Y/N looked up when the officer stopping infront of her jail cell as she stood up. It wasn't lunch time.

"Your bail has been paid."

She frowned "by who?"

He didn't answer as he opened up the cell and let her out, leading down the hall to collect her things and next thing she knew she was outside in the rain with her belongings, she looked to see a truck in the distance and a man standing there

She squinted "Will? Will??" She started to run over to the vehicle

He looked up, his eyes hidden behind his glasses and his usually frizzy hair was sopping wet and flattened.

He smiled somewhat as she ran over and practically jumped in his arms "Hey, big bro!!" She squealed as her arms wrapped around his neck embracing him tightly as she bounced on her tip toes, she let go as she sighed contently

"I need your help." He said in a serious tone

She cocked her hip "tell me in the truck, it's wet and cold out here."

He nodded as they climbed in as she threw her belongings into the back and looked at him

"We're having technical difficulties at base.. our vehicles are messed up.. I want you to come with me and help with repairs."

Her eyes widen as she nodded "of course! You did just pay my bail after all.. I'm sorry.." she said as her cheeks darkened and looked away

His rough hand came over and rubbed her wet head "You're gonna pay me back by fixing up the vehicles."

"Done!" She nodded

They went to her apartment and gathered a few things like clothes and the essnetials and then she found herself arriving on base the next day with her brother only to have to take a plane to their next destination as they landed and walked into the huge building. It was swarming with soldiers.

"Welcome to Diego Garcia." Will said "All my magic."

She smiled "wow.. I can't believe you've made it this far.." she said

He smiled a little "We can always strive to be greater." he said

She smiled sadly at him "Some people just can't be saved, big brother.."

He sighed "I know.. but you heard the judge. That was your last chance. You've had way too many warnings in the last year than you've ever had in the last 3."

"I know.." she grumbled

Lennox walked over to a collection of cars. Some looked pretty good, some looked pretty bad and some of them.. some of them looked like her next new ride.

"These are the vehicles you'll be working on." He said as her eyes lit up

"You serious, bro?" She asked as he nodded

She shrieked as she ran over to the silver corvette "OHMERGERD!! BIG BRO! NO WAY!" She squealed

She looked over to see the Ferrari and ran over "Noooo!" She grinned as she looked inside before popping the hood and looking at the engine as she gently whistled "Damn that is hot.. Ferrari 428 Italia able to hit top speed of 200?? I'm jealous.."

"You can't drive them." Will said folding his arms

"Shut up!" She quickly snapped as she walked over to the topkick and grinned planting her hands on the hood

"Oh ho ho! Christmas came early!" She internally screamed at the way it practically screamed dominance as she glanced inside to see the dark interior

"You got all the good toys, it's not fair!" She whined before running over to the golden lambo as she cackled "oh yeah... look at that shine! I am loving your little collection.." she smirked

She walked over to the camaro somewhat saddened at the condition, it was missing some paint and it looked terrible "Aww, you poor thing! what did they do to you??" She ran a hand over the hood "You look like you got sent through the scrapper a few times.." she frowned but turned around as her jaw dropped as she ran over to the flaming semi.

"Whooaa..! you're a big guy aren't ya?" She trotted around it looking at the colors as she knawed at her nails trying to contain the squeal but failed as she lightly bounced on her heels "I bet this bad boy has a ton of horse power..." she grinned "Gosh! It's so gorgeous! You really do get the big boy toys don't you, big brother?" She said as she felt up the grill, she sighed "oh man... the things you guys get to work with, they're all so beautiful, Will.." she turned and looked at him

He chuckled "I'm glad you like them because you'll be working with them for quite awhile.. this could be a game changer for you, y/n.. you could become a full military mechanic."

She glanced back at them and grinned "well.. I do like working on cars.. and I think I'll love working with yours. They're amazing, well..except for the camaro.. it looked like the damage is more external. But I can fix that." She shrugged "even though I shouldn't have to, you did always did play rough, take it easy, Will.."

He chuckled nervously but nodded as he rubbed his neck. "He took a toll on our last mission.. and these aren't even all of the vehicles, some of them got taken out for awhile. You'll get to see them later on when they get back from a mission."

"Nice." She smirked

Epps walked over "Well well well, look who it is.. if it ain't little miss troublemaker."

She frowned a little as she cocked her hip to the side with her arms folded "yeah, laugh it up, Epps."

"Whose laughing? What you did was serious."

She rolled her eyes "Obviously."

"Come on, I'm sorry, look.. I got something I know you'll like." He pulled out a small box from behind his back as he handed it to her. It looked more like a to-go box as she eyed him

"what is it?"

"Just open it, Lennox said you'd really appreciate it."

"Really?" She looked at her brother before opening it as she grinned "Oh my Gosh! I haven't had pizza in 9 months!!" She said before taking a bite as she relaxed as her eyes watered in total bliss

"Hey, we don't cry here.." Epps frowned

"I'm happy, shut up.. it's been too long! Have you ever eaten jail food?? It tastes like shit." She growled, the tears burned up with it.

Epps and Lennox chuckled

"I missed having outside food.." she sighed as she took another bite "You are the best." She wrapped an arm around her brother giving him a side hug as he smiled

"After you're done with that, you can start on the cars, the tools are in the cabinet over there," he pointed off to a corner with a large dented cabinet "and we have the creeper inside too, so the undercarriage jobs will be much easier, I asked if we could get you one and we got it, consider it your welcoming present." He smiled and patted her back as she nodded while quietly chowing down on the piece of pizza "I have few things i need to tend to, Epps will be checking in every now and then so if you need anything just get him."

"First I'm gonna run diagnostics, I want to give these cars the full clearance because obviously they're in bad shape if you had to call me.."

"Hey, I told them you were the best mechanic around that i knew personally so do yourself and me a favor, dont screw it up? Ok?"

"Yes, sir!" She did a mocking 2 finger salute as he gently grumbled but walked away

"Hey, I'm gonna take your bags to your room, ok? You'll be living onsite for awhile." Epps said

"Hold up." She trotted over and unzipped her bag and pulled out an mp3 player and a hair tie "ok, I'm good. I just need my tunes."

"Alright," he chuckled "no judge. I'll check in on you in a little bit."

"Yep!"

She nodded as he nodded and hauled off with her bags as she quietly sat there on the car hood thinking to herself as she stared at the semi infront of her "hmm.." she glanced away when she felt the car beneath her vibrate and stood up. "Weird. I know you got some problems but your engine shouldn't be on.. unless those were your axles.. damn you need a lot of work." She looked at the camaro with a dreaded feeling "I guess i better start with you then." She licked off the extra grease before starting her work as she pulled out the tool kit "jesus Christ how many tools do they need? Do they have double of everything? Why so many wrenches?" She muttered as she dug through the tool chest.

"UGH! All I need is a simple flat head! Is that too much to ask for?!" She snarled as she dug further into the tools only to be victorious after hitting the bottom and getting the flathead "this needs some serious organizing."

She connected her mp3 player to the radio and turned up the volume as she pulled her hair up into a bun "let's do this!" She clasped her hands together with a rub before popping open the hood only to be surprised by how nice the engine looked but it had a nest of twigs and branches inside "Christ, what did they do run you through a forest?" She grumbled as she plucked them out she leaned in to pluck out the smaller twigs and make sure they were all out

"HEY, Y/N!!"

She slammed her head back into the hood "Ow! MOTHER FUCKER!" She pulled out rubbing her head and glared at the perpetrator "What?!"

She looked at Anthony, a dark - not Epps dark but dark- soldier as he strolled in like it was no big deal as he grinned at her, Will told her many stories and adventures with his team and even got to meet a few of them and she took a liking to Anthony.

"Its good to see ya! I heard you got locked up, again.. what now, y/n?"

She gave him the cold shoulder as she turned and looked into the engine "Same as usual, Anthony.. nothing has changed."

"You gotta quit drinking, y/n."

"You think I don't know that? I've been to rehab twice now, Anthony it's just a habit, when things get rough it's just my go-to stress reliever."

"But atleast you don't have to drive, y/n."

"If you come down here just to blow smoke up my ass then just leave I already got my ass chewed by Will I sure as hell don't need it from you!" She snarled as she slammed the hood down and went around to open the door

He frowned "actually I came to see if you wanted any help."

"Well I don't." She grumbled "I work better alone."

He looked at her a moment as she started up the engine and climbed out as she lifted the hood and looked at it when it made a rattling noise, he watched her as she sighed and pressed her forehead into the hood "I'm sorry."

"Don't worry about it."

"I was talking to the car but I guess I'm sorry to you too.." she looked up with the slightest hint of a smirk

He scoffed "And I thought Will was a hot head."

"Just shut up and come here." She said as he grinned and trotted over and hugged her a moment

"Are you sure you don't need anything?"

"I guess I do, i need paint for this guy.. whatever you guys did it was pretty harsh on the paint job. And for the love of god find me a damn socket wrench! I mean seriously, you got all these wrenches but not a single socket wrench I'm gonna lose my mind and I haven't even been here an hour.."

"Ratchet must of took it."

"Well when you see this Ratchet guy tell him he's gonna be in some serious shit if he doesn't give it back."

He chuckled "Alright. I'll try to get some paint for ya."

"Thanks." She waved as he walked off

She cranked up the music after he left as she got down and under the camaro "now, lets see those axles.."

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An hour went by as she was covered in oil after checking out his fluids and sighed "Man.. you are a serious wreck." She said as she wiped her hands off on the rag she found

"It's not unusual to be loved by anyone.

It's not unusual to have fun with anyone."

"Ohhh this my jam!" She said before doing the iconic carton dance as she raised up the wrench in her hand to lip sync

"But when I see you hanging about with anyone

It's not unusual to see me cry, I wanna die

It's not unusual to go out at any time

But when I see you out and about it's such a crime

If you should ever want to be loved by anyone

It's not unusual it happens every day no matter what you say"

She continued to swing her arms about in Carton's silly fashion with her own pep in her step

Little knowing Epps was walking in and blinked when he seen y/n standing there and dancing as he stood there and gently gnawed on the inside of his cheek as the autobots had to witness her embarrassing act of entertainment. His face heated for her as she didn't know the secret of the vehicles, Ironhide sunk on his axles when Epps stood infront of him.

"Uh, y/n...?"

She shrieked and jumped as she whipped around and seen Epps "Epps! S-sorry, didn't see ya.. how much of that did you..."

"A little too much.."

"Damn.. well.. want the good news or bad news first?"

"Bad."

She sighed "The bad news is is that camaro is a serious piece of shit, I mean I don't know what the hell you did to that poor thing but I can promise that it won't be leaving this hangar with you guys any time soon.." she said folding her arms

"And the good news?"

"The good news is that I can fix it you lucky bastard." She frowned "I'm seriously thinking about taking the camaro for myself it's terrible I'm surprised it hasn't fucking fell apart. Or disinigrated into dust it's in that much of a bad condition."

"Its not even rusted."

"But it's busted! Just get out, I gotta get to work on diagnostics for the others.." she waved him away as he chuckled she climbed into the driver seat and sighed as she sat there and rubbed the steering wheel "Even I could insure the safety of this vehicle more than those guys jesus.. I hope you're the worst otherwise I got quite a few long days ahead. I gotta make you top priority though."

She climbed out and proceeded to check up the others.

She jumped into the semi after finishing the topkick and corvette as she turned the engine over as it came to life before idling

She jumped out and looked under the hood "Wow big guy you're in the best condition I've seen yet. A little rattle in the engine but I bet I can fix that.."

A few hours went by, Epps came and went as Will came in with him.

"Who dented the fucking lambo?!" Y/N growled

Will smiled "Not sure. But I know you can get it.."

"I'm not a damn magician, Will. I can't blink my eyes and make a dent come out."

"I know, have I ever told you how much I love you though?"

She cocked a brow "Not enough.."

"Well I do." He said embracing her "Alright? What's wrong with them?"

"Aside from the external damage, the semi has a rock in the hood somewhere, a question you should ask yourselves.. and I couldn't find it, I'll have to take it apart. The topkick has a few busted lines and wires and the fuel line is shit, I'll have to replace it. The axles are shot. And it has a nail in it's tire. The corvette seems alright, it has some damage on the exterior but it has some exhaust problems. The ferrari is in pretty good condition.. And the lambo, has obvious outer damage, it's got some stuff in the engine. And the camaro.. dear god, that poor camaro has a list of things wrong with it. It's banged up pretty bad I won't even go into detail with it." She explained

The two nodded before they took her off to show her her living quarters as she looked inside to see a dresser with her bags sitting on top of it, a night stand, a bed, a small bathroom and a closet. "You got me the hook up." Y/N playfully punched her brother in the jaw "You're awesome."

He smiled a little "get cleaned up, dinner is being served in the cafeteria."

"Ohh food!" She exclaimed as she darted into the bathroom and shut the door as the water started

Lennox and Epps patiently waited after 30 minutes she walked out dressed and clean as they lead the way to the cafeteria where soldiers sat around and laughed and chatter freely roamed and lingered through the room

"Y/N! Y/n!" Anthony waved his arm as he sat with a couple of the other soldiers from Will's team

They grabbed dinner first, it was mashed potatoes and gravy, mixed vegies and pork. They sat down with the other soldiers and ate, Epps laughed and chat along with the soldiers. After dinner she went back to her room and went to sleep to get an early start the next morning.

When y/n got up she ran out to the vehicles hangar where she found new vehicles, 1 was a green medical vehicle and the other 2 were Chevy Trac, 1 was green and the other was red, they looked banged up but after she pulled her hair back and turned on her tunes quiet enough for her to hear but not linger down to the soldiers quarters she got to work. She walked over to the camaro and quietly ran her fingers over his hood as she sighed "You're gonna need a lot of work.. I hope they're happy, crashing their vehicles - but it's a horrible thing if I do it.." her lip curved up as she scoffed and growled before digging through the tools and quietly went to work.

A few hours went by as she fixed up his internal damage, Will came by with coffee not too long ago as she stood there sipping the coffee as she stared into the empty vehicle. She couldn't shake the sense someone was watching her. Although she couldn't be too surprised if they had someone watching over her as she worked.

She glanced around before climbing in and revving up the engine allowing it to idle as she ever so slightly allowed her foot to touch the gas allowing it to rev up. "Hey.. no rattle. Haha! I fixed it!" She jumped out and shut the hood and did a light victory dance "whoo!" She looked over it and frowned "if only I had that paint right about now.. I'm sorry, but you look terrible it makes me sad.." she frowned as she cocked her head when the vehicle sunk onto it's axles "No. No no no, I just checked axles, stop doing that to me, mister!" She snarled before face palming as she took swigs of coffee "I'm talking to a car.. totally normal for a maniac but I'm a mechanic, a sane human who loves cars and knows they can't respond.. I hope Will didn't put anything in my coffee.." she took off the lid and looked inside but frowned "Except he didn't get me creamer! Ugh, that asshole.." she set the cup down on the tool chest as she walked over to the corvette.

Hours went by, Epps and Lennox came and went, heard or unheard.

She glanced around when she heard a noise as she looked up from the topkick hood "Hello?" She glanced around as her ears strained for a noise but jumped and smacked her head on the hood when she heard her stomach growl as she groaned "Damn! Man.. nothing like scaring myself." she said rubbing her head. Now that she thought of it she did remember that Lennox offered her to join in their lunch but she dismissed him, that could of been hours ago, she lost track of time.

"Guess I'll eat at dinner.." she muttered as she listened to her stomach groan and growl for a few minutes until it stopped completely. She stood there as she glanced at the radio time inside the topkick '6:49pm.' "Alright, guys. I'm grabbing food then I'll finish you off tonight." She said wiping her hands on the rag as she climbed out of the topkick and closed the hood before leaving and walking to the cafeteria where she sat alone for dinner, the others must be doing something important.